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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:24 am

Someone sent me this and i thought i would share it lol




> Subject: Virus Warning - This one is
> bad!!!
>
>
> Worm Overload Recreational Killer
>
> There is a dangerous virus being passed around
> electronically, orally,
> and by hand.
>
> This virus is called
> Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
> receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your
> boss, or anyone else
> via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will
> wipe out your private
> life completely.
>
> If you should come into contact with WORK, put
> your jacket on and take
> two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
> Purchase the antidote
> known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
> or
> Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
> Take the antidote
> repeatedly until WORK has been completely
> eliminated from your system.
>
> You should forward this warning to five friends.
> If you do not have five
> friends, you have already been infected and WORK
> is controlling your
> life.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!!!
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Postby BulaMatari on Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:36 am

Nice one, and have you touched it ?

:lol:
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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:39 am

im sure ive had a touch of workaholic in the past lol
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Postby jaseleo on Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:43 am

so thats why i cant leave my desk initiating emergancy actions and heading to the closest shop for antidote :D
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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:44 am

lol its the life cycle lol
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Postby BulaMatari on Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:59 am

Kylie wrote:im sure ive had a touch of workaholic in the past lol


I am not a workahoic, I don't work at all :wink:
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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:03 am

well that must be nice lol
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Postby DoetErNietToe on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:05 am

very nice believe me 8)
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:07 am

I was waiting for the move.
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Postby AK_iceman on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:07 am

reverend_kyle wrote:I was waiting for the move.

Spam has its place. Some people just need to learn that.
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Postby BulaMatari on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:09 am

Is this spam, why. Its a nice discussion I think
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:09 am

Especially people here for 1 year and 25 days.
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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:22 am

Well i figured id give ya something to do ak, while Waiting for the next police report in the newspaper about you :)
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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:23 am

but i give you credit trying to blame it on addiction ... classic move man :)
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Postby BulaMatari on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:24 am

Police report, huh ..........

Tell me more about it, I like that kind of stories :lol:
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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:26 am

well maybe ak should share it is his report :)
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Postby BulaMatari on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:40 am

OK, its a secret I gues, maybe you could whisper it so no one else could hear it. :wink:
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Postby jaseleo on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:41 am

whisper to me as well everyone likes a good story
:D
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:43 am

Flame Wars>>

time for another move?

I should be mod. I got this shit down.
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Postby Kylie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:44 am

haha lol you can look it up it was in the news paper i think someone posted it int he forum once :)
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Postby BulaMatari on Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:48 am

Whispering is nice, isn't it :lol:

I only read dutch papers, but maybe I can find it
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:15 am

basically ak was charged with using a public libraries wireless internet to play his games on conquerclub after closing time.

yeah, the old posts are prolly around somewhere.
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Postby jaseleo on Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:55 am

not a bad idea!!

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Postby BulaMatari on Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:42 pm

MeDeFe wrote:basically ak was charged with using a public libraries wireless internet to play his games on conquerclub after closing time.

yeah, the old posts are prolly around somewhere.


Maybe not a bad idea, but stuped of him that they caught him.
He was not sneaky anough I gues

Ok Kylie now we know :lol:
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Re: Work Virus

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:01 pm

Kylie wrote:Someone sent me this and i thought i would share it lol




> Subject: Virus Warning - This one is
> bad!!!
>
>
> Worm Overload Recreational Killer
>
> There is a dangerous virus being passed around
> electronically, orally,
> and by hand.
>
> This virus is called
> Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
> receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your
> boss, or anyone else
> via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will
> wipe out your private
> life completely.
>
> If you should come into contact with WORK, put
> your jacket on and take
> two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
> Purchase the antidote
> known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
> or
> Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
> Take the antidote
> repeatedly until WORK has been completely
> eliminated from your system.
>
> You should forward this warning to five friends.
> If you do not have five
> friends, you have already been infected and WORK
> is controlling your
> life.

Hmmmm Beer
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