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Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby Joodoo on Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:21 am

1.Why are you so fat?
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby bigpash on Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:39 am

2. Those that can, can. Those that can't teach.
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Postby drake_259 on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:25 am

3. Lets have sex
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby oVo on Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:50 pm

Dude, I just noticed there's only two weeks left in the Semester and I'm new here,
so is there like a list of assignments or something?

Oh man, I don't have my papers with me today, so can I like...
borrow your bong?
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Postby ManBungalow on Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:46 pm

Keep talking, chump.
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby Quirk on Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:57 pm

I think I'm allergic to the sound of your voice.

What is the policy on sex with school equipment?
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:53 am

Where did you get your degree, out of a Cracker-Jack box?
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Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:00 pm

that's very interesting, do go on.
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby 40kguy on Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:40 pm

Nice tits

Why are you teaching? Your a blond!

Why aren't you married? (someone actually asked this)

Are you a virgin?
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:49 am

¿Y tú?

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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby oVo on Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:45 am

4. ¿Que?
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:41 am

Professor ___ gives extra credit for sexual favours. Is that your policy too?
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby nagerous on Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:58 pm

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:00 pm

Are you gay? (A student actually asked this! Thankfully not to me.)

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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby Gillipig on Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:59 pm

I had a female teacher in college who looked like a bird. I wouldn't want to tell her that upfront. That would be pretty awkward.
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Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:16 pm

I didn't complete my homework because I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

What's 2 + 2?

Ask at end of class: Could you repeat everything you just said?
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