[Official] Futurama Mafia Town Wins! PCM wins Premium

[nagerous]

He's -1. If he hasn't posted by this evening a lynch is probably in order. I think that should also apply if there's no claim given.

My thinking too, I suggest giving him a few more hours to claim, Sax goes to bed early in the UK, so after about 4 hours someone should hammer before the deadline.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Le Sigh.

I can vouch for Sax, I know he's town. I really hope you guys don't force me to say more, a simple investigation on one of us should suffice.

[Haggis_McMutton]

P.S.

Sax needs to be replaced ...

[strike wolf]

unvote. Two reasons:

1. I kind of have a couple of somewhat mutually exclusive ideas of what this could mean with them being town.

2. I can be on any time. If we still want to lynch him I can hammer but it would have to be a convincing argument.

[Gilligan]

Back from vacation...Reading up on the 7 or so pages that happened whilst I was gone.

It's been 72 hours since this post. Do you have any more to add or are you purposely submarining trying to kill the day?

I spent 2 days at my friend's beach house.

Anyway, I guess I could lynch Sax, but as others said I'd like at least a role claim to be sure we don't kill a nice power role the first day. That'd damn suck.

[safariguy5]

Vote Count

freezie(1)- Tal
Tal(1)- Fir
BG(1)- Sax
Sax(7)- nag, Com9, /, BG, freezie, Andy, kwan
strike(1)- pcm

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch.

Deadline in 10 hours.

I'll find a replacement for Sax.

[freezie]

Back from vacation...Reading up on the 7 or so pages that happened whilst I was gone.

It's been 72 hours since this post. Do you have any more to add or are you purposely submarining trying to kill the day?

I spent 2 days at my friend's beach house.

Anyway, I guess I could lynch Sax, but as others said I'd like at least a role claim to be sure we don't kill a nice power role the first day. That'd damn suck.

ON behalf of this post, and Haggis's post:

Unvote

Vote: Gilligan

I doubt haggis would place himself in such a situation if Sax was not town. Gilligan, however, is still ready to lynch Sax, along with a lot of submarinning ( He explained it, but still...).

At this point Gilligan is a better choice, however I doubt we'll get a lynch tonight....But I wont be re-voting Sax since Haggis' post.

[strike wolf]

Back from vacation...Reading up on the 7 or so pages that happened whilst I was gone.

It's been 72 hours since this post. Do you have any more to add or are you purposely submarining trying to kill the day?

I spent 2 days at my friend's beach house.

Anyway, I guess I could lynch Sax, but as others said I'd like at least a role claim to be sure we don't kill a nice power role the first day. That'd damn suck.

ON behalf of this post, and Haggis's post:

Unvote

Vote: Gilligan

I doubt haggis would place himself in such a situation if Sax was not town. Gilligan, however, is still ready to lynch Sax, along with a lot of submarinning ( He explained it, but still...).

At this point Gilligan is a better choice, however I doubt we'll get a lynch tonight....But I wont be re-voting Sax since Haggis' post.

QFBFT

vote gilligan He didn't even attempt to address haggis' statement in his comment.

[Gilligan]

Okay um...I have no fucking clue how that happened. Call me a dumbass.

Obviously I'm ready to not vote sax. If someone is lurking and doesn't follow up with anything (I will admit I am guilty of this, but I was on vacation gimme a break) I normally have no issue lynching that person.

Had I seen what Haggis said, I would have never said that. The best I can say at this point is have a cop check me, but you don't want to lynch me.

[strike wolf]

So you admit to skimming and suggest you're a power role...ok...

[nagerous]

In light of what Haggis said unvote.

Unfortunately, time is of an essence now and I fear a speed lynch on Gilligan will bring us bad results in light of his most recent comments.

[Fircoal]

In light of what Haggis said unvote.

Unfortunately, time is of an essence now and I fear a speed lynch on Gilligan will bring us bad results in light of his most recent comments.

Then what do you suggest we do. the only two options I see is speed lynch Gilligan or give up and no lynch

[strike wolf]

Least productive day 1 ever.

[Gilligan]

My apologizes. I'll be much more active from now on now that I don't have a week to catch up on. To be honest, though, I fully read at least 95%.

[naxus]

Either way we need to get a lynch here or we will be just waiting for a cop to investigate tomorrow. Which if the cop investigates haggis or TSL and comes up Innocent then we will waste another day

[nagerous]

In light of what Haggis said unvote.

Unfortunately, time is of an essence now and I fear a speed lynch on Gilligan will bring us bad results in light of his most recent comments.

Then what do you suggest we do. the only two options I see is speed lynch Gilligan or give up and no lynch

Unfortunately, I am fresh out of options other than giving up right now for day 1.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Yeah, I kinda saw this coming.
But still I had to keep the "reveal" as a last resort, would have much preferred if Sax could have defended himself obviously.

You guys know, I'm usually one to say "a lynch is better than no lynch". But this is probably one of the very few cases where that doesn't apply. We really have nothing to go on, expect for the possibility of a completely random lynch(and it's probably too late for that as well).

Anyway, just to create some WIFOM for the scum (mandy style), I'll say: a doc protect on me tonight would be nice.

[Commander9]

I still would say that moving deadline would be nice as game somewhat was stuck due to sax not being here.

[safariguy5]

Vote Count

freezie(1)- Tal
Tal(1)- Fir
BG(1)- Sax
Sax(5)- Com9, /, BG, Andy, kwan
strike(1)- pcm
Gilligan(2)- freezie, strike

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch.

A no lynch has occurred.

I'm Sorry Com9, but the deadline was put in place not because of low activity but because of the inherent slowness that Day 1 tends to produce. I feel the deadline was communicated properly and ample time was given. Extending the deadline I feel would not lead to a quick resolution.

[safariguy5]

Scene

The Earthicans spent many hours discussing inane little topics like whether ham bubble gum is delicious and how they would spend their silk surplus. However, as the day wore on, many people noticed a man who seemed to be dozing and not contributing. They were about to haul him off to the IRS monster, when another man stepped in and cried "Stop, that man is innocent!"

Left with no other options, everyone decided to retire to their respective homes, closets, baskets, jars, and offices until the next day.

It is now Night 1! 48 hours to send in your actions.

[safariguy5]

Still missing a few night actions, 24 more hours to get them in.

[safariguy5]

Scene

Nibbler had been covertly snooping around while everyone lay asleep. To Leela and the others, he was just a cuddly but voracious pet, who's feces had been known to get them out of trouble on a few occasions. In reality, he was a vigilant member of the Nibblonians, sworn protectors of sentient life in the galaxy. Plus, he had an adorable little spaceship to fly around in. This night, he had been on the lookout for suspicious looking people who were undoubtedly out to destroy the Earthican government, be they human, robot, or otherwise.

As he parked his spaceship in the garage, he noticed something glowing in the corner. Approaching it, he realized that it was a Doomsday device, and the counter had just reached 0. The resulting implosion left no clue that the garage, ship, and Nibblonian ever existed, and with a little "plip" sound, Nibbler was gone.

Talapus, Nibbler, Town Sane Cop has been killed!

Click image to enlarge.

Meanwhile, a man walking down the street was accosted by a gigantic figure, with orange eyes and a red coat.

"You've been very very naughty!" bellowed the assailant, as he threw what looked like an ornament at the man's feet and then flew away.

The man suddenly realized that the shiny metal orb was actually a grenade, but before he could escape, the grenade blew up, impaling him with several shards of razor sharp holiday cheer.

He woke up on a table a few hours later, with a lobsterlike creature staring down at him.

"My word, you had the worst case of fin rot I ever saw" exclaimed the lobsterman, peering down at him.

"Um, I don't even have fins" the man exclaimed.

"Oh...well, I thought I removed your swim bladder, but I haven't been sure since medical school" said the doctor, holding up a kidney.

"Well thanks for saving my life anyways" mumbled the man as he hurriedly left the room.


Feeling pleased that he managed to not kill a patient, Dr. Zoidberg went to clean up his supplies. A knock on the door interrupted his work.

"Maybe presents for Zoidberg?" he wondered, as he opened the door.

It was not presents, as a shadowy group grabbed and and proceeded to turn his insides into a horrifying but strangely delicious smoothie.

nagerous, Dr. Zoidberg, Town CPR Doctor has been killed!

Click image to enlarge.

It is now Day 2, with 15 alive, it takes 8 to lynch.

[Victor Sullivan]

Noooooooooooooo!!! Not Doctor Zoidberg!

-Sully

[safariguy5]

Annoucement

TheSaxlad has read my PM, but hasn't responded, so I will seek a replacement. Neither Nark nor jonty has replied to my PM, so I will probably ask drunkmonkey if he would like to replace.

Also, no deadline unless activity drops.

[safariguy5]

Announcement

Sorry for the triple post, drunkmonkey has replaced TheSaxlad.