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Postby tomtorresson on Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:56 pm

...Happens to be one of my favorite quotes. Anyone have something better?
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:06 pm

"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"
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Postby tomtorresson on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:07 pm

unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"


Dude---you made me spit beer on my keyboard
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Postby dcowboys055 on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:09 pm

unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"


You should cite your resources.
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:10 pm

The guy who's avatar is a fat man without a shirt on. It's inside a guy's sig.
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Postby hawkeye on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:11 pm

It's the stache thing fool!
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Postby Shadowstar on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:13 pm

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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Postby Aegnor on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:14 pm

Shadowstar wrote:"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."


Strong words! =D> =D>
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Postby Sammy gags on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:15 pm

unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"

:lol: Kamchatka is a pretty shitty place :lol:
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Postby Hitman079 on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:16 pm

Bill Watterson wrote:The problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present.

From Calvin and Hobbes. Hobbes (the tiger) was actually the one who "said" it, but we all know it was in the author's words.
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Postby unriggable on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:20 pm

Bill Waterson also had calvin say that You enjoy things when you get them, not when you have them.
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Postby I GOT SERVED on Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:25 pm

I'd have to say that my favorite quote is "If you're gonna go down, go down in flames."
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Postby Serbia on Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:03 pm

"Die."
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
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Postby XenHu on Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:08 pm

If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II

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Postby sully800 on Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:57 am

It's better to burn out than to fade away.
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Postby Ehriggn on Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:20 am

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me'
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Postby millej11 on Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:34 am

Serbia wrote:"Die."


you win

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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:03 am

Unriggable=wannabe stache.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
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Postby Balsiefen on Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:08 am

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
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Postby Stopper on Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:33 am

XenHu wrote:If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II

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I never got past the first chapter of The Republic, but how would the lookers-on be able to see the person, in order to be able to think him a wretched idiot?
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Postby Aimless on Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:56 am

"A kiss on the hand is worth two in the bush."
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Postby Aegnor on Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:04 am

Stopper wrote:
XenHu wrote:If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II

-X


I never got past the first chapter of The Republic, but how would the lookers-on be able to see the person, in order to be able to think him a wretched idiot?


Maybe he was referring to lookers-on that have special x-ray vision.
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:12 am

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic"- Joseph Stalin

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Postby The1exile on Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:06 am

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself."
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Postby Mr.GandW1 on Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:27 am

a stitch in time is worth...two in the bush!
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