LOVING the dice stats

[Mr_Adams]

My boner is excite.

Uuhh yeah, that's not peculiar at all.




Nope. Everything looks normal here to me. A guy who struggles daily to comprehend the complexities of the english language, is genuinely pleased with the new dice stat addon thus pops a shwance. Sounds about right.

Move along people.

[natty dread]

We all read your (same post over and over again really) posts Natty, and just hear circus music in our heads. Try balancing a chair on your forehead while you post your next pièce de résistance. One, it will be at least mildly entertaining, and two, we would be more inclined to listen since you actually were attempting something new to go along with your tried and true forum regurgitation's.

Nice job L M S. I try to engage in some kind of discussion with you, and all you can do is respond with childish personal attacks, and fail to argue any of the actual points. That makes me kinda sad.

L M S, you seem to see our discussion as some kind of contest that you need to win. Why is that? Why can't you just engage in rational, friendly discussion? Is it so hard to be cordial to someone who disagrees with you about something? Is that such a big deal anyway, I'm sure there are some things we agree on, so why is this one thing we disagree on such an issue to you?

Man, chill out. It's just a game. It's not a life or death issue.

We can all be friends, right?

[L M S]

We all read your (same post over and over again really) posts Natty, and just hear circus music in our heads. Try balancing a chair on your forehead while you post your next pièce de résistance. One, it will be at least mildly entertaining, and two, we would be more inclined to listen since you actually were attempting something new to go along with your tried and true forum regurgitation's.

Nice job L M S. I try to engage in some kind of discussion with you, and all you can do is respond with childish personal attacks, and fail to argue any of the actual points. That makes me kinda sad.

L M S, you seem to see our discussion as some kind of contest that you need to win. Why is that? Why can't you just engage in rational, friendly discussion? Is it so hard to be cordial to someone who disagrees with you about something? Is that such a big deal anyway, I'm sure there are some things we agree on, so why is this one thing we disagree on such an issue to you?

Man, chill out. It's just a game. It's not a life or death issue.

We can all be friends, right?

No.
Not all of us can be friends.
All I did was post my dice stats, you sir are the one who had to go where you always do and impart your unwavering viewpoint to prove how smart you are. What you need to understand here is that most don't care about your commitment to defend the dice. Most people just want an outlet, a place to get it off their chest (whatever it is) and be done with it. By YOU constantly jumping in and spouting off your word.....well, that is what turns these threads (all of them) into a personal 'feeling' crusade. If you 'feel' like I have written things to become personal, I would suggest you re-examine a portion of your personal philosophy and decide if I am really responsible for the way you 'feel'.
My comment about all of us hearing circus music when we read your post was a metaphor....a literary device designed to help explain a common situation, generally used in a humorous manner. You should be thankful I deleted the bit about your random.org clown car and its inhabitants from my final draft.
You are so staunch in your "theology" that no post ever goes unturned. Your one dimensional body of work in aggregate, is the reason for my(our) issue(s) with your post(ings).
At least my last post got your attention (as designed) and not once in your response did you mention anything about the dice.
I think we are making real progress here.

Readme

[natty dread]

I'm truly sorry L M S, but this is a public forum. And if you use a public forum as an outlet for venting your frustration, you have to be prepared that other people may reply and post things you disagree with.

If you want to vent your feelings without anyone bothering you with stupid things like facts or logic, you can create a private forum where only one opinion about the dice is allowed. Kinda like China!

I think we're making good progress here. I think we've hit something substantial here. You don't really think the dice are wrong, you don't really want them to be changed. In other words... you belong in the 5th subgroup of Dice Complainers - those who only vent their feelings when they get a crappy set of dice in a crucial game or something similar.

[L M S]

Sigh, looks like you have regressed from last night. Anything wrong this morning? No coffee yet? Your morning routine get interrupted? No one touch your e-penis yet today?

What's that called again...you know when someone just posts the same drivel over and over again in a thread or multiple threads?
I forget.
Save time, just copy and paste.

[AndyDufresne]

Sigh, looks like you have regressed from last night. Anything wrong this morning? No coffee yet? Your morning routine get interrupted? No one touch your e-penis yet today?

What's that called again...you know when someone just posts the same drivel over and over again in a thread or multiple threads?
I forget.
Save time, just copy and paste.

I think there is a lot e-penile touching going on in the last page of this topic. Are you and Natty_dread starting a Two-Man show off-broadway---The Odd Couple: CC Edition?


--Andy

[L M S]

Not a bad idea Andy!
Shouldn't be too difficult to write actually, N_D will only have one line to memorize and repeat the entire show.

Who can we get to do the set design?

[shieldgenerator7]

The set would consist of two desks with one computer on each. On each desk, they'll also be a keyboard, mouse, and speakers. No standing up the whole show, and they just sit there and stare at the screen.

[L M S]

The set would consist of two desks with one computer on each. On each desk, they'll also be a keyboard, mouse, and speakers. No standing up the whole show, and they just sit there and stare at the screen.

This is getting good.

Costumes?

[shieldgenerator7]

The set would consist of two desks with one computer on each. On each desk, they'll also be a keyboard, mouse, and speakers. No standing up the whole show, and they just sit there and stare at the screen.

This is getting good.

Costumes?

One wearing a bathroom robe and the other wearing a suit and tie.

[L M S]

The set would consist of two desks with one computer on each. On each desk, they'll also be a keyboard, mouse, and speakers. No standing up the whole show, and they just sit there and stare at the screen.

This is getting good.

Costumes?

One wearing a bathroom robe and the other wearing a suit and tie.

Can we get Tim Burton and Quentin Tarantino to co-direct it ya think?

Original Musical Score by?
(please not John Williams)

[shieldgenerator7]

The set would consist of two desks with one computer on each. On each desk, they'll also be a keyboard, mouse, and speakers. No standing up the whole show, and they just sit there and stare at the screen.

This is getting good.

Costumes?

One wearing a bathroom robe and the other wearing a suit and tie.

Can we get Tim Burton and Quentin Tarantino to co-direct it ya think?

Original Musical Score by?
(please not John Williams)

Sure, why not. While we're at it, let's hire some actors. No wait, we already got the two actors already.

[Dukasaur]

So Natty, LMS has in his line up:

Dillinger
Ma Baker
John Wayne
Clint Eastwood
Bonnie
+Clyde
Stormin Norman
Bad ass McLinchey
James Cagney

in his line up, you have

Natty
Another Swedish care worker

Team 2 wins???????????????? Like bollocks is that random

If you only did it once, you would expect that Team 1 would win. But if you would magically resurrect all the dead people and replay the scenario 50 times a day, you would occasionally see Team 2 win. That is the whole point.

Lou Gehrig did strike out every now and then...

[natty dread]

Sigh, looks like you have regressed from last night. Anything wrong this morning? No coffee yet? Your morning routine get interrupted? No one touch your e-penis yet today?

What's that called again...you know when someone just posts the same drivel over and over again in a thread or multiple threads?
I forget.
Save time, just copy and paste.

Oh wow, how original. I should have known you'd slap out the old e-penis cliche on me. Listen, it was not me who came here all whiny, crying how the dices are unfair... Want to talk about repetitive drivel? Because I'm pretty sure the dice-whining posts take the grand prize in that category. Seriously, that's one can of worms you shouldn't have opened.

Anyway, since you brought up e-penises... Mine is huge and throbbing, ready to thrust into new adventures. How's yours?

[L M S]

And we were being all nicey nice like and everything, then you barge back in with your "I only read and respond to what I want to because it serves my specific purpose" stuff...

You have the LAMEST. SUPERPOWER. EVAR.

Did you get picked last for The Justice League Kickball Team every-time or something as a kid?
Let's really root out the source of your bitterness N_D.

[natty dread]

And we were being all nicey nice like and everything, then you barge back in with your "I only read and respond to what I want to because it serves my specific purpose" stuff...

Yeah, nice try, but no. You're the one who starts throwing insults the moment I say something you disagree with. Kinda reminds me of a kid throwing tantrums, but whatever floats your boat...

You have the LAMEST. SUPERPOWER. EVAR.

Did you get picked last for The Justice League Kickball Team every-time or something as a kid?
Let's really root out the source of your bitterness N_D.

This kinda proves my point. Superheros are for kids.

Anyway, LMS, you didn't answer my inquiry about your e-penis. Is it all shriveled and soggy?

[L M S]

And we were being all nicey nice like and everything, then you barge back in with your "I only read and respond to what I want to because it serves my specific purpose" stuff...

Yeah, nice try, but no. You're the one who starts throwing insults the moment I say something you disagree with. Kinda reminds me of a kid throwing tantrums, but whatever floats your boat...

You have the LAMEST. SUPERPOWER. EVAR.

Did you get picked last for The Justice League Kickball Team every-time or something as a kid?
Let's really root out the source of your bitterness N_D.

This kinda proves my point. Superheros are for kids.

Anyway, LMS, you didn't answer my inquiry about your e-penis. Is it all shriveled and soggy?

Because your question was stupid.

[natty dread]

Come on now, I showed you mine.

[L M S]

Come on now, I showed you mine.

..and it left me uninspired N_D.

[natty dread]

Well, I can understand if you're feeling intimidated while basking in the glory of my magnificient, immense member, but I assure you, there's absolutely no reason to feel inadequate, we're not judging anyone here.

[L M S]

Well, I can understand if you're feeling intimidated while basking in the glory of my magnificient, immense member, but I assure you, there's absolutely no reason to feel inadequate, we're not judging anyone here.

You may wash it as fast as you want and all day long as far as I care N_D; that makes two things now that helps you feel superior, so far be it for me to try and stop you. While your at it try this little game and let us know the results. I challenge you to find ONE dice related thread in which you did NOT post(force) your flaming garbage opinions(on the rest of us).

[natty dread]

What, you don't wash your penis?

[L M S]

Well, it does get wet alot...and it sure ain't random when it does.

[AndyDufresne]

Hm. Well. Back to Dice Stats.

How many 1vs2 and 1vs1 battles have you taken in your stats? More or less than you thought? And how have the results been? Here are mine.




--Andy

[AndyDufresne]

I just checked my Dice Stats for Distribution, and I've finally got back to 0's for myself and my opponents...no longer am I in the negative.


--Andy