The Words of Jesus Christ

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:29 am

nice post, CW. Hopefully people will read it and start to get along.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:01 pm

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:20 pm

that's terrible BBS. I can't believe you just posted that.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:22 pm

John 21:12 wrote:Hey guys, come have some breakfast.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:35 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:that's terrible BBS. I can't believe you just posted that.

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:36 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:that's terrible BBS. I can't believe you just posted that.

ha ha you think that's funny don't you?

Well, anyway, how was your day today, BBS?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed May 11, 2011 1:50 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Apatheist" is a cute, warm and fuzzy term for those who can't accept the fact that they are atheists.

No, not really. It's moreof like a neutral athiest. I'm not actively going around saying "THERE'S NO GOD", I'm just hunky dory the way things are. The proving of or disproving of any God would have no effect on me. Slight technical difference ;D

-rd

Thank you for admitting that you are an atheist.

Atheism doesn't classify those who try to disprove some deity--that's the hardcore atheists' job. Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.

Thank the square for admitting it's a rectangle. Apatheist is a portmanteau of apathy and atheiem/theism. While you may be TECHNICALLY correct, they're different. We call squares squares, not rectangles.

I realize this post may be entirely unintelligible, and I may completely agree with you in he morning, but bare with me, it's 12:07 AM. Carry on.

-rd

RENOUNCE THE SQUARE HERESY!! Embrace the teachings of the cube!

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Wed May 11, 2011 1:56 pm

Wait, I thought you'd finally given in and become a Muslim? It's back to Christian now?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed May 11, 2011 1:58 pm

"Why put me to the test, you hypocrites? "

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:03 pm

THE CUBE GOD DISAPPROVES OF JESUS CHRIST!

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:07 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Apatheist" is a cute, warm and fuzzy term for those who can't accept the fact that they are atheists.

No, not really. It's moreof like a neutral athiest. I'm not actively going around saying "THERE'S NO GOD", I'm just hunky dory the way things are. The proving of or disproving of any God would have no effect on me. Slight technical difference ;D

-rd

Thank you for admitting that you are an atheist.

Atheism doesn't classify those who try to disprove some deity--that's the hardcore atheists' job. Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.

Thank the square for admitting it's a rectangle. Apatheist is a portmanteau of apathy and atheiem/theism. While you may be TECHNICALLY correct, they're different. We call squares squares, not rectangles.

I realize this post may be entirely unintelligible, and I may completely agree with you in he morning, but bare with me, it's 12:07 AM. Carry on.

-rd

It's clear, and completely sensible. You're both an atheist and an apatheist but apatheism describes your beliefs more closely so you use that term.

I don't at all want every non-theist to call himself an atheist, I just want to stop this ridiculous "I don't like some atheists and don't wanna be associated with them so i'm gonna say ridiculous shit, like that Dawkins = Pope and pretend to have the higher ground" bullshit.

john9blue wrote:htf did this turn into another "what is atheism" thread? we already had this discussion, atheists like to use one definition of atheism, and people who use dictionaries like to use a different definition.

Case in point.

Also:

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:13 pm

"What do you think? A man had two sons. And he went to the first and said, 'Son, go and work in the vineyard today.' And he answered, 'I will not,' but afterward he changed his mind and went. And he went to the other son and said the same. And he answered, 'I go, sir,' but did not go. Which of the two did the will of his father?"

I do not say to you seven times, but seventy times seven.[

GeneralMao · Post by **GeneralMao** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:02 pm

Interesting.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:10 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:that's terrible BBS. I can't believe you just posted that.

ha ha you think that's funny don't you?

Well, anyway, how was your day today, BBS?

My day is EXCELLENT!

THE CUBE GOD REWARDS HIS FOLLOWERS WITH ETERNAL SALVATION AND ALL SORTS OF COOL STUFF.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:15 pm

Jesus Christ wrote:"Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

The Bible wrote:When Jesus heard his answer, he said, "There is still one thing you haven't done. Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

Hey that sounds nice.

Christian Americans wrote:Let's create a Capitalist society where money is all important!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK3gaVYC ... ded#at=139

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:18 pm

What kind of Cubists are you guys? I'm a Rubix Cubist.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:22 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:"Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

The Bible wrote:When Jesus heard his answer, he said, "There is still one thing you haven't done. Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

Hey that sounds nice.

Christian Americans wrote:Let's create a Capitalist society where money is all important!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK3gaVYC ... ded#at=139

That's great... I've never heard that invalid comparison before. [eyeroll]

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm

THE CUBE GOD HAS DECLARED ALL RUBIK CUBES TO BE SACRED RELICS OF THE CUBE GOD!

REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, SQUARES! THE CUBE DAY IS NIGH!

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:26 pm

natty_dread wrote:THE CUBE GOD HAS DECLARED ALL RUBIK CUBES TO BE SACRED RELICS OF THE CUBE GOD!

REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, SQUARES! THE CUBE DAY IS NIGH!

I REFUTE YOUR GOD:

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:29 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
natty_dread wrote:THE CUBE GOD HAS DECLARED ALL RUBIK CUBES TO BE SACRED RELICS OF THE CUBE GOD!

REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, SQUARES! THE CUBE DAY IS NIGH!

I REFUTE YOUR GOD:

May the cube god have mercy on your spherical soul...

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:30 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
natty_dread wrote:THE CUBE GOD HAS DECLARED ALL RUBIK CUBES TO BE SACRED RELICS OF THE CUBE GOD!

REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, SQUARES! THE CUBE DAY IS NIGH!

I REFUTE YOUR GOD:

THIS IS HERESY! THE CUBE GOD WILL SMITE YOU!

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:32 pm

THIS IS WHAT I DO TO YOUR GOD:

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Wed May 11, 2011 5:00 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:THIS IS WHAT I DO TO YOUR GOD:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Wed May 11, 2011 5:06 pm

What's happened in this thread!?!?!?!!

Jesus Christ! :O

-rd

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Wed May 11, 2011 5:15 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:What's happened in this thread!?!?!?!!

CUBE GOD! :O

-rd

FIXED FOR PREVIOUS BLASPHEMY, HEARSAY, AND OTHER ANTI-CUBIST THOUGHTS.

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