If you could have any wish what would it be?

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:43 pm

gonna have to go with the best buy gift card, the mcdonald's one probably has more net worth, but i would imagine getting tired of meals from the same restaurant week after week. yup.

HapSmo19 · Post by **HapSmo19** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:37 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:...Or maybe just world peace.

be realistic

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:39 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
I wish I could be invisible on command.

That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.

HMM....

Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.

I had that but it didn't work. Everyone could see the parka, scarf, touque, snowpants and heavy boots trying to go into the women's gym change room.

Yeah but like BBS said I'd be naked already

The ambulance should be able to find you in the indent of the snow drift.

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:09 pm

john9blue wrote:gonna have to go with the best buy gift card, the mcdonald's one probably has more net worth, but i would imagine getting tired of meals from the same restaurant week after week. yup.

Yeah, wouldn't you turn into a Supersized version of yourself?

Eternal Youth and Immortality would work fine for me thanks.

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:04 pm

I wish that my hand felt like a vagina

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:52 pm

oh come on, you could wish for the real thing and instead you go for that? some imagination you have.

the.killing.44 · Post by **the.killing.44** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:59 pm

"A man-eating tree in your backyard that had a regulation-sized safety enclosure."

What happened to the enclosure? Is it okay? Should I be worried? Oh no! here I've gone and gotten myself all worked up and anxious-like again. Please let me know when you have more information, my family's thoughts and prayers are with you and it!

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:00 pm

The joke's really gonna be on all the dupes who voted Serbia as soon as they find out he's a top.

the.killing.44 · Post by **the.killing.44** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Also DEARY ME! for egad who in their right mind would wish for a human baby and an adult cat?!

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:40 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:Also DEARY ME! for egad who in their right mind would wish for a human baby and an adult cat?!

my point exactly. Kittens are so much better. And how would that happen anyway? Would the baby grow into a crysallus?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sat May 07, 2011 8:48 pm

Last chance to get your wishes in before I start picking the ones to grant. Let your imagination run wild, gang. Really reach for the stars on this one ... DREAM BIG and, who knows, your dreams could come true. They could come true.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sat May 07, 2011 8:58 pm

Odorless flatulence.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sat May 07, 2011 9:01 pm

saxitoxin wrote:The joke's really gonna be on all the dupes who voted Serbia as soon as they find out he's a top.

WOOOOOODRUFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sat May 07, 2011 9:17 pm

john9blue wrote:oh come on, you could wish for the real thing and instead you go for that? some imagination you have.

If my hand felt like a vagina, I would never have to listen to a woman's bullshit again. I would never have to answer the questions "Does this make me look fat? Why can't you keep your shampoo separate from mine? If you leave the toilet seat up again....Is sex all you care about? Why were you looking at that woman?"

Oh, I've thought it through mate.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun May 08, 2011 2:34 am

One to four days left to get your wishes in gang. In the meantime, I'm putting all the losing wishes into ...

Aradhus wrote:For saxitoxin to stop being a dickhead to me.

PhatScotty wrote:I wish that my hand felt like a vagina

Starting immediately, Scott's hand will feel like a dickhead and Aradhus will stop getting vagina.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun May 08, 2011 2:39 am

I want an iPhone that doubles as a toilet

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Sun May 08, 2011 2:54 am

Army of GOD wrote:I want an iPhone that doubles as a toilet

There's an app for that

Joodoo · Post by **Joodoo** » Sun May 08, 2011 3:51 am

A gorilla that can:
a)take care of itself
b)acts as a bodyguard for me.

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Sun May 08, 2011 8:48 am

To somehow becom Stalin in 1936 and do my best to turn the Soviet Union into the workers utopia it was supposed to be. When it inevitably fucks , I can just peace out back to my time.

Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Sun May 08, 2011 9:53 am

I wish that Wireless connections for computing were easy to set up.

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Sun May 08, 2011 11:52 am

sorry sax, I couldn't see your pic you posted.
I wish my internet worked.

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