the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Quirk]

It's time for the season premiere of South Park.

[targetman377]

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 4 4/27/2011ad
Man great achievements!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!
Man’s Great achievements!

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The Great pyramids of Gaza. Are a modern marvel built over 4000 years ago they still loom over the lands of Egypt reminding us of the greatness and power of Egypt. The soul power of the pharos loom over us as we bask in the glory of there after life.




The roman aqueducts are a wonderful life giving engineering marvels’ that slant at of less than 10 degrees for miles and miles. These where built with no fancy computers. More than 2000 years ago!

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The space shuttle It lifted man off this planet! It was designed as a weapon of war! Not a common war but a space war between America and Russia. It was a way of fighting without killing each other! Wow man is becoming tolerant!
---the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW---
Now what do these things have to do anything with our thread? Well I am out to answer a question that has dawned on me. That is CAN OUR THREAD HOLD ITS OWN TO THE GREATEST ACHIVMENTS OF MAN? Well we have 58,748 post in this thread and 519,788 views does this count against millions of people who have seen each and know of each of the other great achievements. Wow this does not look good for us does it. But what do we have that they don’t well we have grown that’s right! The last brick that was laid on the pyramids was done many years ago! Same with the roman aqueducts The Apollo is not going into outer space anymore! But we are still getting new posters, AOG, shieldgenrater, nag, Anthrax821 and many more just stopping buy. But do we beauty?

BPotW

Quirk provides us with beauty that is astonishing close to the Apollo program!

Maximilian

Quirk also provided us with more beauty then the Roman Aqueducts built by none the less then Maximillian!

The only Star Wars character worth talking about

and a Beauty from longer ago then even the pyramids. STAR WARS!!!!!

So now I am left wonder is our thread stand as a great? Well we have the emotion the passion the strive to be are we there yet no will we get there? YES cause we are THE LONGEST THREADERS THE MIGHTY MIGHTY THREADERS EVERYWHERE WE GO PEOPLE WANNA KNOW WHO WE ARE SO WE TELL THEM SO WE TELL THEM. WE ARE THE THREADESTER THE LONGEST MIGHTY THREADERS!


COMIC!!!!!! Time.



Target’s history fact of the week.
today in history 4/27/2011!!
1777 – American Revolutionary War: The Battle of Ridgefield: A British invasion force engages and defeats Continental Army regulars and militia irregulars at Ridgefield, Connecticut.
1813 – War of 1812: United States troops capture the capital of Upper Canada in the Battle of York (present day Toronto, Canada).
1865 – The steamboat Sultana, carrying 2,400 passengers, explodes and sinks in the Mississippi River, killing 1,700, most of whom are Union survivors of the Andersonville and Cahaba Prisons.
1861 – President of the United States Abraham Lincoln suspends the writ of habeas corpus.


WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!! *NEW SECTION*

Hell has to freeze over before I give a dam about any of 'em.

Well as leader of the underworld HE SETS THE TEMPUTURS and he likes it hot!!! Many do not know this but!!! Guess what there was a great battle between Satan and the king cobra. Many demons where killed and the battle raged!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM
so that’s the gest of it and the cobra won!!! He does not like to go there he much prefers his hidout after all ITS GOT CRUMPETS AND TEA!!!!

BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!
Top winner!!!!

BPotW

Quirk!!!! Again!!!!!!Congratulations !!!
Runner ups!!!!

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This week in the Thread

If that was true would you be here commenting?

no entiendo tu respuestaI don't understand your response

There is a forum for Mexico you can use that

yes, but Mexico doesn't have any cudly radioactive squirrels

not true i have cousin.

We learn that I have A cousin IN MEXICO!!!! Hahahah jk

It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.

"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."

So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...


Jimbo.

Good job WATSON!!!! My golly i can come out of hiding!!!! I knew you would get it!!! Jimbo!!!! brings shivers down my spine!

That is at least what you want us to believe. We all know that jimbo is actually under your guidance and therefore would never have kidnapped either of you without your go ahead...add into that you already knew it wasn't me means you have inside information on this kidnapping...yes in fact I would say that if anyone had motive to make auto disappear it was you. Face it you were tired of living in his shadows, looking up at him while he ignored your existance and when he became an elder without you it only grew worse...not to mention he had always doubted your relationships and him having his own girlfriend was the final straw you acted on impulse and before you came to auto was gone wasn't he? but you couldn't return him not with what he would tell us...TELL US! where did you put autoload target? where?

That I may or may not have inside information!



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Question of the week!
Answer to last week’s question

That was so cool!!!!!!!!!
Answer: take out the s (sorry for being a spoil sport)

Shieldgenerator WINS!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!
this weeks question!!!
Mr. and Mrs. Hibbert have 5 daughters and each daughter has a brother. How many brothers do the 5 daughters have?

Gl again


INTERVIEW
Today we have an interview of JONSEY!!!!(Thanks JONSEY!!! for participating!!!!!) These interviews are meant to get to know the poster of the longest thread.

1.If you had crumpets and no tea what would you do?

Jonesthecurl: Shoot the Tea Manager

2.what is the funnest joke you have said at the club?

Jonesthecurl: "Someone told me,
(a) God designed Human Beings
(b) all Human Beings are miserable sinners
(c) this is not God's fault.

He wouldn't get away with that if he was designing parachutes, would he?
"I know none of them open, but they could if they wanted to!" "

3.If you where a car what car would you be?

Jonesthecurl: A bicycle.

4. what is your least favorite color and animal?

Jonesthecurl: Puce and cats.

5. whose seal of approval's do you prefer mine or strikes paw stamp of approval?

Jonesthecurl: the seal's flipper of approval.

6. Would you like to tell us where your hiding at Mr cobra?

Jonesthecurl: Yes.

7. what is your least favorite thing about America?

Jonesthecurl: TV evangelists demanding money.

8. what is your favorite thing about this thread?

Jonesthecurl: Me.

9.do you get sea sick?

Jonesthecurl: Never. No, never. Well, hardly ever.

10. which one your kids do you like the best? (admit it you have one you favor we all know)

Jonesthecurl: Depends on which one most recently made me a cup of tea.See q1.

Jonesthecurl: 11. There is no question 11.

IF you want to make a section write it up email to me and you will find out every wendsday if you make the cut.

By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!!

[shieldgenerator7]

Alright! Woo-Hoo! That was cool!
Answer:

Spoiler

one brother (big brother?)

[Quirk]

[Army of GOD]

It's time for the season premiere of South Park.

f*ck. I was looking forward to it then I missed it.

[strike wolf]

Introdcing the centiPad.

Cuttlefish or vanilla paste?

[Victor Sullivan]

[DoomYoshi]

Oh Victor, you naughty dog you.

[Victor Sullivan]

Oh Victor, you naughty dog you.

[Army of GOD]

Who invited Victor Ballzigan to this thread?

[Victor Sullivan]

Who invited Victor Ballzigan to this thread?

You did, honey.

[shieldgenerator7]

Crash Bandicoot! what are you doing here?
And hello Victor Sullivan! Welcome to the thread that never ends!

[AndyDufresne]

Who invited Victor Ballzigan to this thread?

Weren't you supposed to be watching the door?

**Leaves behind empty banana peels**


--Andy

[targetman377]

I just asked my dad if he knew what lol stood for he got it right but he also said it could stand for land of Lincoln. lol

[AndyDufresne]

I just asked my dad if he knew what lol stood for he got it right but he also said it could stand for land of Lincoln. lol

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, hereby decrees that 'lol' stands for the Laceration of Lando.




**Munches on a thrashing-banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

really andy?

[Victor Sullivan]

Who invited Victor Ballzigan to this thread?

Weren't you supposed to be watching the door?

**Leaves behind empty banana peels**


--Andy

HEY! Are you implying something???

[targetman377]

Who invited Victor Ballzigan to this thread?

Weren't you supposed to be watching the door?

**Leaves behind empty banana peels**


--Andy

HEY! Are you implying something???

don't worry victor you can have my guest pass as an elder i have one AOG still does not have one

[Victor Sullivan]

Aw, shucks

[Anthrax821]

Lots of Labia

[strike wolf]

Cots of Lybia.

[shieldgenerator7]

olleh. yrros rof eht sdrawkcab sdrow tub ym metsys dehsarc dna won ti lliw ylno tel em epyt sdrawkcab! (ton yllaer- tsuj og htiw ti).
esaelp llet em ouy nac llits dnatsrednu tahw m'I gniyas.

[Anthrax821]

yea I can, and it was really annoying

[targetman377]

i am lost

[jonesthecurl]

Then you should last for several incomprehensible series and lose my interest at about episode 4.