Well fortunately, due to my searing new software I have been able to intercept the PM sent from Blitz to Robin. This means I can bring you the real story as written and not the storyline so kindly edited by Robin.
Here is what was really written...
Blitzaholic wrote:Yes Nette the whole thing is sad for all of those who look up to my magnificence, especially my part in it which was a pretty shitty thing to do but I don’t care about that, I feel awful about being caught which exposed the entire thing, and to some outsiders it probably looked too bad and easy an error to be real, it was unfortunate that I got caught. I feel real bad for Jobi, but not bad enough to have done the right thing obviously, and his loss of a loved one. If I would of known this going to be found out, this would of never happened. Trust me, let me sit your account, you know I can be trusted, there is many low ranks I could of teamed with none of them are as clever as me and let’s be honest that’s setting the bar real low. I was not trying to gain anything except more self glorification, he was a cook when our games started and still is a cook so I really taught him a lot and he has obviously gained massively from being in my inner sanctum, but, no games were thrown by him…after all he wasn’t even around to throw them, that was my job and none of this being caught and stuff was on purpose. So, ask yourself, why then? I ask myself this question regularly. The answer is I just wanted to team with a partner that I have not teamed with in awhile…well since the last game I teamed with him anyway, it has been several months since I didn’t team with him, that's it. No one was trying to abuse anything, only those vile members who are jealous of me and how fantastic I am, it was found a warning for this as I should not of joined some of those games even though he gave me permission too, Yes I see now he would have expected me to play them after joining him into them but I was guilty of no more than that and owned it, can I own guilt? Please tell me Nette. I never lied when I was asleep.
The multihunters investigated everything and took a week to do so, showing they looked into this far and wide and cleared us of cheating, there was NO intent on my part to lose any game Jobi was in with me, NO throwing of games except those I put him in and didn’t bother to babysit as that would have ruined the point of the exercise, NO point dumping of my precious points, only Jobi’s and he is just a cook I can use after all, NO hijacking except where I popped him in my games and played all the turns for him so I would win while he lost the other points, NO cheating in the letter of CC law even if it was a distasteful and mean spirited thing to do, all the others involved are innocent in that accord. All that happened was I thought up a great wheeze to dump his points in those games so I could gain more points when I played his turns for him in the games he was partnered up with me. I cannot understand why those horrible people like fruitycakes should be so nasty, it was his idea about teaming up with low ranks in the first place that gave me the idea! All I did was to take this idea and develop it to its natural illegal conclusion, what’s wrong in that? I can only imagine he is jealous of me.
The guilt, if that’s what it can be called, I prefer the word 'blamelessness', was from me joining some games for him. I had no idea this was a big NO NO for cc to do because I had not bothered to read the rules, can’t you see Nette that I am more than CC, more than some silly rules that are there for those who are jealous of me. I cannot deal with complicated things like that, like I said, others had done this to me in my public games before and nothing happened because I didn’t know it was happening. I realize two wrongs do not make a right. But I heard that two negatives make a positive so how does that work?
So, yes Nette, I feel embarrassed the whole thing occured because I can see where it would look bad to some, and I was caught. Again, the whole thing was an unfortunate mishap next time I will be more careful and underhand. I apologize to anyone whom I may of hurt or who may of looked up to me, and that includes you Nette, or saw this situation more pessismitically, it was a sad day in CC but hey, look on the bright side, your favourite player, me, is still top of the points board. I feel happy I told my version of the truth and I feel relieved that I was investigated and justice was served fairly, after all, what’s a warning, nothing more than a gnats bite in my grand scheme of things. You all have a right to carry on bowing to my greatness and share as you wish in here or in the forums, bash me or support me but please pass the word round my friends that I like the approbation they give me, at least show respect to Jobi, unlike I have done, and his loss, but, for me, this chapter is closed as I have lots of other clever wheezes up my sleeve and I will not talk about it again as I cannot carry this particular wheeze out any more as it is sad anytime anyone brings this up as it shows I am actually pretty rubbish generally.
Sincerely, Blitzy