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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:06 pm

I meant that I don't support it at all. Damn men…
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:19 pm

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
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Postby qeee1 on Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:05 pm

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hecter wrote:Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…


I do. I also believe it oppresses me. But you can bet your biscuits I'm not happy about it!


I don't know if I'm still trying to establish my credentials after you called me a misogynist, but I feel the need to say I agree with you. People who say that men and women are now equal are fooling themselves.

Also now that we've bridged mastrubation and feminism, what are people's thoughts on porn?
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Postby hecter on Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:09 pm

The internet is for porn! So grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn!

Sorry, I had to bring that up. But ya, porn is fine as long as it's legal. That means (for me) no kids, no animals, no dead people, no poop. It must also be consentual. Other than that, go ahead and fufill your kinky fantasies.
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Postby funkeymunkey on Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:24 pm

SURE THING HECTOR!
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Postby Marvaddin on Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:32 pm

max is gr8 wrote:On the encylopedia britannica it says

90% of men have once masturbated in their life
60% of women have once masturbated in their life


This is surely wrong... unless they are considering people that die and never reach the age of 13 :P Otherwise, I would say 99,9999% of men, and 95% of women.

Plus, I have a question: how to consider the situation of my girlfriend masturbating me? It would count as masturbation for me, her, both, or what? Maybe no masturbation, huh? :D
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Postby heavycola on Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:39 pm

Marvaddin wrote:
max is gr8 wrote:On the encylopedia britannica it says

90% of men have once masturbated in their life
60% of women have once masturbated in their life


This is surely wrong... unless they are considering people that die and never reach the age of 13 :P Otherwise, I would say 99,9999% of men, and 95% of women.

Plus, I have a question: how to consider the situation of my girlfriend masturbating me? It would count as masturbation for me, her, both, or what? Maybe no masturbation, huh? :D


Marv you should have been a philosopher


Also i think what the statistics show is that only 60% of women will ADMIT to wanking.
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Postby Lord Canti on Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:53 pm

I don't....I'm too lazy to put up the necessary effort. :?
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Postby unriggable on Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:17 pm

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Postby Lord Canti on Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:30 pm

Thanks unriggable....we were all unsure about how things work down there....thanks for posting a diagram. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Spuzzell on Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:31 pm

unriggable wrote:Image


Um.

Yay?
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Postby coconut4paws on Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:06 pm

wtf? this is like poor school child's porno!
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Postby Jamie on Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:12 pm

WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.
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Postby Stopper on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:00 pm

Jamie wrote:WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.


Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.
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Postby Vincent M on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:03 pm

Stopper wrote:
Jamie wrote:WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.


Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.


I masturbate with my elbows all the time NO EXCUSE
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:04 pm

And I like to use my foot sometimes.
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Postby Stopper on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:06 pm

I'm almost tempted to ask for video evidence from you both. But not quite.
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Postby Vincent M on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:07 pm

Stopper wrote:I'm almost tempted to ask for video evidence from you both. But not quite.

*puts camera and dick away*

You got it
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Postby keiths31 on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:15 pm

Who doesn't?
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Postby hecter on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:24 pm

*walks in with DVD in hand* Awww… *walks out*
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Postby unriggable on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:32 pm

keiths31 wrote:Who doesn't?


I film me all the time, the only thing better would be some me on me action...
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Postby Jamie on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:35 pm

Stopper wrote:
Jamie wrote:WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.


Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.



lol, touche!
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Postby wiggybowler on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:06 pm

I'd vote I Do but I don't want to mess up that magic 69 people.
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Postby funkeymunkey on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:17 pm

If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:33 pm

funkeymunkey wrote:If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.


Or religious.
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