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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby greenoaks on Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:49 am

this is not the place to push your agenda jake

simply post a pic of something you find clever like .............

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jsholty4690 on Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:26 am

Back to the good stuff.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby mgconstruction on Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:21 pm

Another one for Jake

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby safariguy5 on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:25 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby radiojake on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:53 pm

safariguy5 wrote:Image



Except for the fact that he has been caught in the process -
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:56 pm

Also, you can tell he's in an art room, and it's clearly not a testing situation (look at the guy in the back). And I don't know how many times I cheated in art by looking up something on my phone.


I cheat in art by destroying someone else's clay sculpture so mine looks better.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:31 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Also, you can tell he's in an art room, and it's clearly not a testing situation (look at the guy in the back). And I don't know how many times I cheated in art by looking up something on my phone.


I cheat in art by destroying someone else's clay sculpture so mine looks better.

The clay model I spent so long* designing exploded in the kiln in my high school art class. Then they actually made me paint the scraps of clay which were recovered.

*approximately 20 minutes

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Pirlo on Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:39 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Timminz on Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:21 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Image



He's definitely not the guy who drove that in there.



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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:55 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby radiojake on Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:21 pm

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That isn't irony
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:56 pm

an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.


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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:03 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.


?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony


By that definition, any sort of unexpected result is ironic. That doesn't make a lot of sense.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:05 am

Woodruff wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.


?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony


By that definition, any sort of unexpected result is ironic. That doesn't make a lot of sense.


I think it does. But anyway, this disagreement is all semantics. I first learned irony to be "an unexpected result" (word-for-word). For some people this might be irony, for others it might not be.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:06 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.


?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony


By that definition, any sort of unexpected result is ironic. That doesn't make a lot of sense.


I think it does. But anyway, this disagreement is all semantics. I first learned irony to be "an unexpected result" (word-for-word). For some people this might be irony, for others it might not be.


True irony is the use of words in a context which is the opposite of it's literal meaning.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:10 am

Woodruff wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.


?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony


By that definition, any sort of unexpected result is ironic. That doesn't make a lot of sense.


I think it does. But anyway, this disagreement is all semantics. I first learned irony to be "an unexpected result" (word-for-word). For some people this might be irony, for others it might not be.


True irony is the use of words in a context which is the opposite of it's literal meaning.
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Can you give me a really good example? I have always had trouble with understanding what "irony" means.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:15 am

It's literal meaning?

The meaning of a word is made by the person using the word. Definitions are just a general agreement of what a word should mean. God forbid someone has a definition of irony that contradicts yours.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:19 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Woodruff wrote:By that definition, any sort of unexpected result is ironic. That doesn't make a lot of sense.


I think it does. But anyway, this disagreement is all semantics. I first learned irony to be "an unexpected result" (word-for-word). For some people this might be irony, for others it might not be.


True irony is the use of words in a context which is the opposite of it's literal meaning.
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Can you give me a really good example? I have always had trouble with understanding what "irony" means.


Well it sure as hell isn't "rain on your wedding day". A very simple usage would be to suggest that something were "as pleasant as a root canal", for instance. A more interesting one is thinking back to when the Reagan assassination attempt took place where he was hospitalized (I don't remember the attacker...Hinkman? Jodie Foster's stalkerish dude, I think.). All of Hinkman's shots missed the President, yet he was struck quite seriously by a bullet that ricocheted off of the armor of his vehicle. This is ironic because the armor of the vehicle is designed to protect the President yet, in this particular case, it directly took part in making his very serious injury.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Woodruff on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:21 am

Army of GOD wrote:It's literal meaning?
The meaning of a word is made by the person using the word. Definitions are just a general agreement of what a word should mean. God forbid someone has a definition of irony that contradicts yours.


Just, the policy the most small and great timing it you could always sound.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:24 am

Woodruff wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Woodruff wrote:By that definition, any sort of unexpected result is ironic. That doesn't make a lot of sense.


I think it does. But anyway, this disagreement is all semantics. I first learned irony to be "an unexpected result" (word-for-word). For some people this might be irony, for others it might not be.


True irony is the use of words in a context which is the opposite of it's literal meaning.
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Can you give me a really good example? I have always had trouble with understanding what "irony" means.


Well it sure as hell isn't "rain on your wedding day". A very simple usage would be to suggest that something were "as pleasant as a root canal", for instance. A more interesting one is thinking back to when the Reagan assassination attempt took place where he was hospitalized (I don't remember the attacker...Hinkman? Jodie Foster's stalkerish dude, I think.). All of Hinkman's shots missed the President, yet he was struck quite seriously by a bullet that ricocheted off of the armor of his vehicle. This is ironic because the armor of the vehicle is designed to protect the President yet, in this particular case, it directly took part in making his very serious injury.


So from this, isn't it ironic that a KKK member was going to light a cross on fire but instead light himself on fire?

The whole point being that the cross is suppose to be set on fire (like the armor protecting the president from a bullet), yet the KKK member sets himself on fire (much like the bullet ricocheting and hitting the president).
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