by kwanton on Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:26 pm
uhhhhhhhhh....
FILIBUSTER!!
This is a letter I have planned on writing for some time, a letter that I feel is extremely important and one that decidedly must be heeded if we are to undo the damage caused by Blakebowling. Let's review the errors in Blakebowling's statements in order. First, Blakebowling skirts rules and regulations at every opportunity. From what I know of his pronouncements, he is saying essentially three things:
1He has a fearless dedication to reason and truth.
1.His goals are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals.
2.We have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years.
Obviously, all three of these are undeniably indecent.
It has long been obvious to attentive observers that there is not much demand for independent thinkers in Blakebowling's retinue. But did you know that I am fed up with his uninformed and grotesque behavior? He doesn't want you to know that because last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Blakebowling that he has OD'd on charlatanism. As I expected, Blakebowling was unconvinced. I used to agree completely with those who claimed that "cold-blooded" is the least offensive adjective that accurately describes him. Interestingly, my views on this have changed slightly as I have learned more about human motivation and human behavior. Now I believe that Blakebowling either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. He even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to bring Maoism to this country in the name of anti-Maoism.
Unreasonable scoundrels thrive when the rest of us underestimate the threat they pose or are too weak or unorganized to hold the line. I wish I could put it more delicately, but that would miss the point. I have some of Blakebowling's writings in front of me right now. In one of them, Blakebowling maintains that he should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. If you don't find that shocking then consider that Blakebowling's stories about obstructionism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility.
To leave us in the lurch is Blakebowling's objective, and warped, stinking teetotalism is his method. I would like to digress here. If we are going to speak objectively about Blakebowling's reports, we must understand that I fully intend to call for a return to the values that made this country great. That's the path that I have chosen. It's indisputably not an easy path, but then again, to say that Blakebowling is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose is disruptive nonsense and untrue to boot. I plan to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Blakebowling's foot soldiers take for granted. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, tactless wackos of one sort or another thrive on hatred rather than love. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me.
It will never be possible for me to erase from my memory the feelings of weighty sadness and disgust that overcame me when I first saw Blakebowling making a mockery of our most fundamentally held beliefs. The best I can do now is evaluate the tactics he has used against me. I won't lie to you; he refers to a variety of things using the word "disproportionableness". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, Blakebowling is saying that lying is morally justifiable as long as it's referred to as "strategic deception", which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, he attracts sniveling ne'er-do-wells to his brownshirt brigade by telling them that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. I suppose the people to whom he tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, if Blakebowling manages to cheat on taxes, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which nasty, sullen lotharios turn our country into a debauched cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime.
I can reword my point as follows. The most troubling aspect of Blakebowling's personality is his intolerance of dissent. Blakebowling may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself. Now, perhaps you think I'm imagining things. Perhaps you think that he really isn't going to peonize and enslave his opponents. Well, I wish it were just my imagination. But you know, over time, his insults have progressed from being merely prissy to being superprissy, hyperprissy, and recently ultraprissy. In fact, I'd say that now they're even megaprissy.
Blakebowling's intimations are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, Blakebowling says that it is daft to question his taradiddles. Although Blakebowling indubitably cut that statement out of whole cloth, he believes that it is everyone's obligation to set the wolf to mind the sheep. That view is anathema to the cause of liberty. If it is not loudly refuted our future will be dire indeed. Like a lion after tasting the blood of human victims, Blakebowling will prevent us from recognizing the vast and incomparable achievements, contributions, and discoveries that are the product of our culture. He sees only one side of the issue. Sure, it sounds morally crippled. Blame that on maledicent sciolists.
It's unfortunate that Blakebowling has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped. I'll try not to dwell on this, but he claims that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that most people don't realize that Blakebowling has already revealed his plans to rifle, pillage, plunder, and loot. He revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by an audacious primate. Not only is his manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and utterly anecdotal, but many people lie. However, Blakebowling lies with such ease it's troubling.
Blakebowling thinks that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. However, adventurism is the driving force behind his antics. Even acknowledging his intrusive epithets is beneath my dignity, and I'm not making that up!
Let's conduct a Gedankenexperiment. Suppose we could create a hypothetical population free of impulsive schnorrers. Let's assume, furthermore, that Blakebowling were powerless to rob Peter to pay Paul. In this hypothetical situation, wouldn't we all be free to turn his brutal convictions to our advantage? Let's make this dream a reality. Let's get people to realize that if you've read any of the dangerous, dishonest slop that Blakebowling has concocted, you'll surely recall Blakebowling's description of his plan to sidetrack us so we can't bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that the foundations of our free society are under wide-ranging and powerful attack by Blakebowling's mischievous brethren. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Blakebowling has any control over. But that's inconsequential because no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how I will renew my resolve to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Blakebowling-induced disaster. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also build a sane and healthy society free of Blakebowling's destructive influences. That's all I'm going to say in this letter because if I were to write everything I want to write, I'd be here all night.
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