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Postby darvlay on Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:20 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Five Finger Sally?

Palmela Handerson?

Pound the Pud?

Weed out the Retards?

Clean the Gun?

Spank the Monkey?

Choke the Chicken?

Knock off some knuckle children?



Yeah, every now and then.


Weed out the retards?? LOL
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Postby UCAbears on Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:31 pm

vincent your definetly one of the biggest pervs this site has seen in a long time.. go get a life and stop worrying if people masturbate or not.
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Postby Kayla on Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:46 pm

i dont
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:59 pm

Kayla wrote:i dont


For some reason, I believe it.
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Postby duday53 on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:06 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex


some people are just to young like im twelve. (not that i dont dream :lol: )
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Postby hecter on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:12 pm

btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:17 pm

hecter wrote:btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.


Hmm, none of the emoticons by themselves are an entirely appropriate response.

So I'll just say "No" and :^o .

Please, what do you think, that I'm joyfully oppressed by the patriarchy?
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Postby hecter on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:23 pm

No, of course not. I knew that you had to masterbate because that's just the type of woman you are. I also knew that Kayla would say she wouldn't (not sure if I believe her) because that's just who she is. Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…
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Postby Psilocbin on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:24 pm

I wanked off on your mom.
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Postby hecter on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:25 pm

That's really REALLY creepy considering the fact that my mom has been dead for a couple of years now.
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Postby duday53 on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:34 pm

yah thats really creepy
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Postby Psilocbin on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:39 pm

Wow....wrong mom.
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:42 pm

I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.
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Postby wrightfan123 on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:42 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex


I dont... then again, im 12
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:22 pm

what, is not masturbating something a girl can be proud of?
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Postby Psilocbin on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:22 pm

qeee1 wrote:I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.


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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:26 pm

ahhh....the antics of quee...
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Postby vtmarik on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:26 pm

Everyone masturbates. Those that loudly proclaim that masturbation is evil do it more frequently and with greater enthusiasm than the regular people in the world.

I can prove this on an etch-a-sketch.
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:30 pm

NO! don't post images!

[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]
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Postby hecter on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:38 pm

static_ice wrote:NO! don't post images!

[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]

There is nothing wrong with homosexuality!
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Postby Blueoctober on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:39 pm

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Postby funkeymunkey on Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:46 pm

Why, do you not masturbate?
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Postby Numia Kereru on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:07 pm

Hell yes.

Why, just last night after I made love to my gf I couldn't go to sleep so jumped online to check out some of Kim Kardashian's "Superstar" DVD clips and jerked the turk over her for a while.

I'm such a stayer.

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Postby Jolly Roger on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:27 pm

Sounds like a night to remember
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Postby Numia Kereru on Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:29 pm

Or one to forget.

I don't find times of masturbation to be memorable events; it's all about the moment.

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