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Postby boogiesadda on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:09 pm

Jamie wrote:I'd say NASCAR also, if I thought NASCAR was a sport, which it isn't. Dumbest real sport, Handball


Hey Jamie can you sit in a 140 degree car with a fireproof suit on and concentrate at 180mph for 4+ hours? It is a sport google it:-) so for my go around the dumbest sport is curling i mean come on no explanation needed
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Postby btownmeggy on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:17 pm

Stopper wrote:But I'm not sure what Red Rover is. It sounds like it might be a make of car.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_rover

Apparently it's also called Bullrush; Forcing the City Gates; Pom, Pom Pullaway; and Octopus Tag.
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Postby Serbia on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:27 pm

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Stopper wrote:But I'm not sure what Red Rover is. It sounds like it might be a make of car.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_rover

Apparently it's also called Bullrush; Forcing the City Gates; Pom, Pom Pullaway; and Octopus Tag.


We played Red Rover in school, but the teachers banned it. We thought it was fun to clothesline kids as they tried to break the line. Or, I'd rush the line, and run into a kid with my head in his belly. At full speed. Didn't feel too good on me either, but I won. We were cruel kids.
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Postby keiths31 on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:48 pm

Curling takes as much skill as any other sport. I only played it in gym class in high school, but it is a great sport. It's not as easy as it looks.
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Postby Blueoctober on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:50 pm

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hunting deer with no gun and horns strapped to your head

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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:54 pm

Hitman079 wrote:how could people hate soccer?!!


Because it is a metaphor of your life. No one ever scores
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Postby Stopper on Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:38 pm

keiths31 wrote:Curling takes as much skill as any other sport. I only played it in gym class in high school, but it is a great sport. It's not as easy as it looks.


Well, I think I might have been the first to bring it up. All I said was it looks bizarre, and may I also say a little "dumb", but I didn't suggest it was easy or anything - in fact it looks awful difficult. But that doesn't mean it isn't a bit strange.
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Postby Stopper on Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:42 pm

Serbia wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Stopper wrote:But I'm not sure what Red Rover is. It sounds like it might be a make of car.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_rover

Apparently it's also called Bullrush; Forcing the City Gates; Pom, Pom Pullaway; and Octopus Tag.


We played Red Rover in school, but the teachers banned it. We thought it was fun to clothesline kids as they tried to break the line. Or, I'd rush the line, and run into a kid with my head in his belly. At full speed. Didn't feel too good on me either, but I won. We were cruel kids.


It does sound a great game, but I can't say I've ever played anything quite like that. I should say though, the rough and proud men of Kabaddi stayed quite on their own sides, and didn't hold hands with other players, as far as I remember. God (or Shiva, whatever) forbid that they should ever do that.
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Postby war_bloodline on Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:44 pm

Most of all Cricket of Netball.
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Postby Machiavelli on Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:49 pm

Stopper wrote:
Serbia wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Stopper wrote:But I'm not sure what Red Rover is. It sounds like it might be a make of car.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_rover

Apparently it's also called Bullrush; Forcing the City Gates; Pom, Pom Pullaway; and Octopus Tag.


We played Red Rover in school, but the teachers banned it. We thought it was fun to clothesline kids as they tried to break the line. Or, I'd rush the line, and run into a kid with my head in his belly. At full speed. Didn't feel too good on me either, but I won. We were cruel kids.


It does sound a great game, but I can't say I've ever played anything quite like that. I should say though, the rough and proud men of Kabaddi stayed quite on their own sides, and didn't hold hands with other players, as far as I remember. God (or Shiva, whatever) forbid that they should ever do that.


I have some great red rover memories.

You have to be there but I'll try to tell one anyway. This small, annoying, tag along kid was playing. He gets called over so he runs as fast as he can at our side. Instead of trying to run through us, he tries to jump over our arms, but we lift our arms up as he is in the air. He getsx tripped and lands on his face. Good times :lol:
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Postby Kid_A on Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:55 pm

SPEED WALKING!
A man was disqualified from the olympics and lost his medal for walking too fast!!!!

i could not believe when i heard the olympics recognized speed walking as a sport.
There's no such thing as speed walking. It's called RUNNING!!!!

and when i heard that cheerleading may become an olympic event, i lost what little faith i had in mankind!
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Postby vic on Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:58 pm

cricket and curling... anything that starts with a c is shite

oh baseball is pretty retarded too, I like that bat tho - beat up people with it...
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:31 pm

GreecePwns wrote:You know what I really hate? When people try to say a sport is boring by making it simpler than it really is, like "oh, baseball sucks, you just hit the ball and run in a circle." No. All sports require strategy and skill (NASCAR is NOT a sport).

i agree..i am sorry for referring to baseball in such a way :(
i also agree NASCAR is not a sport..i mean..seriously, the only reason people get "thrills" is the fiery crashes
also, basketball..ugh..most teams just lose by less than 10 points..do they EVER miss?
also, another thing some guy said is completely true- americans like games where you score constantly because they have short attention spans
(i concur as an American)
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Postby unriggable on Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:33 pm

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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:31 pm

Baseball is the best sport there is to play faggots
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Postby unriggable on Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:36 am

DIRESTRAITS wrote:Baseball is the best sport there is to play faggots


...Because everybody else here is a flaming homosexual.
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Postby Chad22342 on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:59 pm

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Postby Kahless on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:21 pm

What about poker? Nothing wrong with it but it's not a sport!.

Pisses me off when I see poker taking up room on a sports channel :x
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Postby cloud on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:24 pm

knock door run is pointless funny yes but pointless......
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:44 pm

unriggable wrote:
DIRESTRAITS wrote:Baseball is the best sport there is to play faggots


...Because everybody else here is a flaming homosexual.


Just those who like soccer. Oh, and if you're wondering why baseball players wear tight pants, just ask the ladies :wink:

\:D/ Edit: 100th post! \:D/
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:45 pm

what?
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:50 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:what?


soccer=gay

Chicks dig baseball pants
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:51 pm

no not that what cloud just said, confused me on what the hell he just said...and ya soccer is gay
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Postby Stopper on Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:25 pm

DIRESTRAITS wrote:\:D/ Edit: 100th post! \:D/


Bloody hell, you were quick with your next 904.
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Postby Machiavelli on Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:43 pm

DIRESTRAITS wrote:
unriggable wrote:
DIRESTRAITS wrote:Baseball is the best sport there is to play faggots


...Because everybody else here is a flaming homosexual.


Just those who like soccer. Oh, and if you're wondering why baseball players wear tight pants, just ask the ladies :wink:

\:D/ Edit: 100th post! \:D/


I think by "ladies" you mean your immature friends who like to compare who has a bigger piece of plastic covering their d1ck. I dont think that's the reason why baseball players wear tight pants :wink:
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