Dumbest Sport You Can Think Of

by **GreecePwns** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:15 pm

You know what I really hate? When people try to say a sport is boring by making it simpler than it really is, like "oh, baseball sucks, you just hit the ball and run in a circle." No. All sports require strategy and skill (NASCAR is NOT a sport).

However, basketball is the most boring sport. In basketball, if you score, you still suck because you score 2 out of the 200 points that come after that. At least in other games, scoring does something. Football scores more than 3 goals on plenty of occasions. It's just like any other sport, where good defense leads to low scoring.

by **johnnyrotten** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:19 pm

American 'football'. End of.

by **keiths31** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:28 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:American 'football'. End of.

American Football and Canadian Football are not boring. End of it.

by **pancakemix** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:32 pm

Baseball. Anyone wanna watch a guy who is probably on steroids hit a white sphere and run around a diamond? Didn't think so.

by **johnnyrotten** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:35 pm

keiths31 wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:American 'football'. End of.

American Football and Canadian Football are not boring. End of it.

Not boring, but just dumb. a) it's just bastardised rugby, and b) FOOTball. FOOTball. FOOTball. I'll leave it at that.

by **pancakemix** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:37 pm

Yeah. Rugby is better than American football.

by **admiral217** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:37 pm

Curling sucks balls.

by **johnnyrotten** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:39 pm

admiral217 wrote:Curling sucks balls.

That it does. So does golf. Not so much the playing of it, but watching golf on TV sucks big fat hairy testicles.

by **millej11** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:39 pm

soccer

by **johnnyrotten** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:40 pm

millej11 wrote:soccer

by **admiral217** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:43 pm

Yeah golf is pretty stupid too. I also hate hockey. There's always two guys fighting in the middle of the game. Why? Why doesn't the ref stop it? Also, f*ck Canada.

by **btownmeggy** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:44 pm

Stopper wrote:It's got to be either Kabaddi, just for being bizarre, or curling, just for looking bizarre.

Wow. Good choices.

Kabaddi sounds more or less like Red Rover. Which is a pretty fun game, actually.

by **millej11** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:04 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
millej11 wrote:soccer

by **Stopper** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:08 pm

Sammy gags wrote:I've never seen an amazingly athletic play by a soccer player & the only soccer I watch is the montages of the greatest plays ever

I missed this post earlier. I don't know if this - known as the "Scorpion" - counts as "athletic", but it was pretty impressive to me when I saw it. What you won't get from that clip is, if I remember rightly, was that play was already stopped before he did that, so it wasn't really a save, but still.

by **Sammy gags** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:13 pm

I would count that as athletic

by **Stopper** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:14 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Kabaddi sounds more or less like Red Rover. Which is a pretty fun game, actually.

Before I give the impression of being well-travelled or anything like that, Kabaddi used to be on TV every Saturday morning here quite a few years ago, and to be honest, I quite enjoyed watching it, but I've never had the chance to play it. Now I never actually read that Wiki page I linked, but if I remember rightly, the attacking player (or whatever you'd call him) has to repeat "Kabaddi" over and over again to prove he hasn't drawn breath. That's what I found strange, and it's also strangely mesmerising to listen to, over and over again.

But I'm not sure what Red Rover is. It sounds like it might be a make of car.

by **No Risk No Fun** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:19 pm

lets see uhh... dumbest sport...i'd have to say, pro arm wrestling (on ESPN 2)

by **CrazyAnglican** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:49 pm

No_Risk_No_Fun wrote:lets see uhh... dumbest sport...i'd have to say, pro arm wrestling (on ESPN 2)

Great! Well there goes my fallback career!

by **Sammy gags** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:35 pm

Red Rover is a children's game I'd play at recess in elementary school. You just run & try if you can get past the people who are holding hands

by **duday53** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:43 pm

i dont know about the stupidest sport but i do know a good one-->hockey

sure they get paid loads of money but it is still liked by lots of people especially if your canadian or Northern american

by **Guiscard** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:52 pm

duday53 wrote:i dont know about the stupidest sport but i do know a good one-->hockey

sure they get paid loads of money but it is still liked by lots of people especially if your canadian or Northern american

by **duday53** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:58 pm

Guiscard wrote:
duday53 wrote:i dont know about the stupidest sport but i do know a good one-->hockey

sure they get paid loads of money but it is still liked by lots of people especially if your canadian or Northern american

???

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:02 pm

duday53 wrote:i dont know about the stupidest sport but i do know a good one-->hockey

sure they get paid loads of money but it is still liked by lots of people especially if your canadian or Northern american

Wait...are you saying that the sports bad or good? you lost me

by **Serbia** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:50 pm

duday53 wrote:i dont know about the stupidest sport but i do know a good one-->hockey

sure they get paid loads of money but it is still liked by lots of people especially if your canadian or Northern american

Or Russian, Czech, Slovakian, Swedish, Finnish, or from one of the other smaller Eastern Bloc European nations, such as Latvia or Belarus. Hockey is also catching on in Switzerland, Austria, and Germany.

But were you hating on it, or loving on it???

by **unriggable** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:35 pm

Worst sport is either horse racing, frisbee, horseshoe-throwing, competitive eating, pro arm wrestling, or sorcery.

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