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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:33 pm

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This appears to be a universal remote. Do you know if it can also operate the stove and washing machine?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:49 pm

notyou2 wrote:
mgconstruction wrote:Image


This appears to be a universal remote. Do you know if it can also operate the stove and washing machine?

It can! And with the right motivation, can make a good sandwich too!
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby naxus on Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:26 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
mgconstruction wrote:Image


This appears to be a universal remote. Do you know if it can also operate the stove and washing machine?

It can! And with the right motivation, can make a good sandwich too!


Although if you have to tell her twice, Then theres gonna be trouble in Rivercity
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:52 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:58 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby SirSebstar on Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:11 am

always a good way to lock things with. maybe a suggestion for us mods...

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:20 am

Been done. Next?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby safariguy5 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:35 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby TheForgivenOne on Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:53 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:07 am

Trapezoid is a better word than quadrilateral
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby maasman on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:29 am

Army of GOD wrote:Trapezoid is a better word than quadrilateral

Both are accurate.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:36 am

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Click to enlarge? I'd need a bigger monitor to fit those puppies in the screen!
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:05 pm

maasman wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Trapezoid is a better word than quadrilateral

Both are accurate.


Yea, but if it was a square then the word "quadrilateral" wasn't there. No one gives trapezoids any love =(
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Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:42 pm

2dimes wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:
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Click to enlarge? I'd need a bigger monitor to fit those puppies in the screen!


Her eyes seem to be pointing in different directions. Is she looking at me? I'm not sure. Perhaps she's looking at you? She's looking at both of us :shock:
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Re: Re:

Postby Serbia on Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:58 pm

notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:
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Click to enlarge? I'd need a bigger monitor to fit those puppies in the screen!


Her eyes seem to be pointing in different directions. Is she looking at me? I'm not sure. Perhaps she's looking at you? She's looking at both of us :shock:


I'm sorry, I don't see any eyes.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:13 pm

She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby naxus on Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:23 pm

her face almost looks photoshopped
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jsholty4690 on Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:00 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ljex on Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:11 am

Army of GOD wrote:She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.


agreed, definitely a butherface/butterface no idea how its spelled but i think you all catch my drift
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:15 am

ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.


agreed, definitely a butherface/butterface no idea how its spelled but i think you all catch my drift


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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ljex on Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.


agreed, definitely a butherface/butterface no idea how its spelled but i think you all catch my drift


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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:28 pm

Plastic works best.



Or, is that for necrophiliac sex?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:35 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby maasman on Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:37 pm

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I'm not sure how this would be demotivational...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ljex on Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:41 am

maasman wrote:
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I'm not sure how this would be demotivational...


beyond that i dont even find it entertaining
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