The Key To No War!

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:45 pm

If everyone deep-fried their foods, there would be no war

Its So SIMPLE!

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:53 pm

Makes sense. Deep Fried twinkies for everyone!

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:18 pm

If you cant agree then obviously your a Commie

neoni · Post by **neoni** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:25 pm

deep fried food is an illusionary tool of the bourgeois!!

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:27 pm

I'm a "commie" and I love deep fried food.
I fail to see the correlation between pacifism and deep frying. I live in Scotland; we have one of the most violent societies (according to crime statistics) in western Europe and are also the home of:
Deep fried fish
Deep fried sausage
Deep fried hamburger
Deep fried pizza
Deep fried haggis
Deep fried black pudding
And the world famous deep fried Mars bar (a chocolate bar for those not in the know)
The only thing that stops us taking over the world is our clogged arteries

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:36 pm

flashleg8 wrote:I'm a "commie" and I love deep fried food.
I fail to see the correlation between pacifism and deep frying. I live in Scotland; we have one of the most violent societies (according to crime statistics) in western Europe and are also the home of:
Deep fried fish
Deep fried sausage
Deep fried hamburger
Deep fried pizza
Deep fried haggis
Deep fried black pudding
And the world famous deep fried Mars bar (a chocolate bar for those not in the know)
The only thing that stops us taking over the world is our clogged arteries

The commie thing is a joke, im not accustomed to outside U.S. Humor so sorry if that offended you

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:55 pm

What about the those kilts you guys wear? dont see how you can take over the world with a kilt

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:57 pm

well, for one they're really heavy (not those fake cheap souvenir ones)..so you will never see a (true) Scotsman squeal when a gust of wind blows up his "skirt".

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:57 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:The commie thing is a joke, im not accustomed to outside U.S. Humor so sorry if that offended you

I'm not offended at all

*marks DirtyDishSoap's name on the list for people "first against the wall" come the revolution*

P.S. And it's not kilts - it's skirts, get it right

alex_white101 · Post by **alex_white101** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:39 am

flashleg8 wrote:I'm a "commie" and I love deep fried food.
I fail to see the correlation between pacifism and deep frying. I live in Scotland; we have one of the most violent societies (according to crime statistics) in western Europe and are also the home of:
Deep fried fish
Deep fried sausage
Deep fried hamburger
Deep fried pizza
Deep fried haggis
Deep fried black pudding
And the world famous deep fried Mars bar (a chocolate bar for those not in the know)
The only thing that stops us taking over the world is our clogged arteries

scottish people eat pure cholesterol and drink iron bru, thats all. thats just not healthy.... hence the obscenely high heart attack rates!

chewyman · Post by **chewyman** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:49 am

deep fried pizza?!?!?! [-X

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:43 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:What about the those kilts you guys wear? dont see how you can take over the world with a kilt

Watch the film Carry On Up The Khyber to get an idea of how effective kilts can be in combat. The Bhurpas were absolutely terrified of "the devils in skirts".

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:03 am

flashleg8 wrote:I'm a "commie" and I love deep fried food.
I fail to see the correlation between pacifism and deep frying. I live in Scotland; we have one of the most violent societies (according to crime statistics) in western Europe and are also the home of:
Deep fried fish
Deep fried sausage
Deep fried hamburger
Deep fried pizza
Deep fried haggis
Deep fried black pudding
And the world famous deep fried Mars bar (a chocolate bar for those not in the know)
The only thing that stops us taking over the world is our clogged arteries

In aberdeen we were quite partial to deep fried cigarettes, too

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:06 am

In fact, deep fry the deep fry!

V4Victory · Post by **V4Victory** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:07 am

deep...fried...mars...bar? omg, that sounds so nasty Dx then again, i'm not a fan of fried foods. they make me feel sick. *pukes over in a corner*

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:10 am

"You can't unfry something, Jerri! Sorry won't make this golden brown!"

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:28 am

alex_white101 wrote:
flashleg8 wrote:I'm a "commie" and I love deep fried food.
I fail to see the correlation between pacifism and deep frying. I live in Scotland; we have one of the most violent societies (according to crime statistics) in western Europe and are also the home of:
Deep fried fish
Deep fried sausage
Deep fried hamburger
Deep fried pizza
Deep fried haggis
Deep fried black pudding
And the world famous deep fried Mars bar (a chocolate bar for those not in the know)
The only thing that stops us taking over the world is our clogged arteries

scottish people eat pure cholesterol and drink iron bru, thats all. thats just not healthy.... hence the obscenely high heart attack rates!

Hence the reason why there will be no more war. We would all be dead from heart attacks.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:55 pm

flashleg8 wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:The commie thing is a joke, im not accustomed to outside U.S. Humor so sorry if that offended you

I'm not offended at all

*marks DirtyDishSoap's name on the list for people "first against the wall" come the revolution*

P.S. And it's not kilts - it's skirts, get it right

o i see how it is, mark me against a wall will ya?!
Well when your little "revolution" comes about i'll start my own revolution, it'll be a revolution revolution against your own little revolution!
For Washington!

Blueoctober · Post by **Blueoctober** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:47 pm

if we kill all the commies there will be no war

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:08 pm

If we kill everyone there will be no war.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:13 pm

You guys got it all wrong! The secret to no war is to have only police actions instead! It's the perfect solution!

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:35 pm

O please, Police blow, the only thing their good at are beating people, eating doughnuts and scratchin their ass
I can find you videos of a firefight where the cops miss the dude running at POINT-BLANK-RANGE, ya they pretty much suck

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:40 pm

Are you stupid! The US hasn't gone to war in a long time, but they have had several Police actions, like the Vietnam war.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:42 pm

Iraq=War...Iran=Possible war

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:42 pm

that was barely 9 years ago, that isnt very long

An example of why Bush hasnt done crap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuEDwcfJPSk