the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

yes we all know you love little boys now lets try to act civil on this thread thank you.

[strike wolf]

so how is everyone doing today?

They're recovering from the party we through...that and I told the mafia godfather who paid the bill that muy was paying him back...so he's probably dealing with that right now...

dam and i thought i was mean when i ran over that 90 year old for crossing the street to slow. i waited a whole 3 seconds before i took off. but that is just curl poor muy

Poor muy? Its the mob boss I'm worried about.

[jonesthecurl]

So that's your tire tracks on my legs?
rassinfrassin I'll get you fer this!

[strike wolf]

Time for strikes trivia question of the day:

No searching any websitesfor answers, no participating if your name is target and no checking the movie.

What did the license plate on the Delorean in Back To The Future say?

[targetman377]

Time for strikes trivia question of the day:

No searching any websitesfor answers, no participating if your name is target and no checking the movie.

What did the license plate on the Delorean in Back To The Future say?

i actually don't know. sorry

[targetman377]

ITS TIME FOR TARGEMTMAN'S HISTORY FACT OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!! long time no see right.

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1684 – Edmond Halley presented the paper De motu corporum in gyrum, containing Isaac Newton's derivation of Kepler's laws from his theory of gravity, to the Royal Society.
# 1861 – Forces led by Nguyen Trung Truc, an anti-colonial guerrilla leader in southern Vietnam, sank the French lorcha L'Esperance.
# 1907 – During the Brown Dog affair, about 1,000 protesters marched through London and then clashed with 400 police officers in Trafalgar Square over the existence of a memorial for animals which have been vivisected.
# 1936 – Edward VIII of the United Kingdom, out of a desire to marry American socialite Wallis Simpson (pictured) against widespread opposition, abdicated the throne, the only British monarch to have voluntarily done so since the Anglo-Saxon period.
# 1979 – The Kuomintang (KMT) dictatorship of Taiwan arrested a large number of opposition leaders who had organized pro-democracy demonstrations, an incident credited with ending the KMT's rule in 2000.

these facts where brought to you by fact inc.

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[strike wolf]

I think andy just orgasmed...

[targetman377]

snow snow lots and lots of snow!!!!

[targetman377]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

[strike wolf]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

I had irish coffee and glenlivet single malt.

[strike wolf]

Since no one knew the answer. The license plate onthe time traveling delorean reads "outatime"

[muy_thaiguy]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

Went to a neurologist about my legs. Bad thing is, he had never seen anything like it before (think of your knees buckling on you, but for hours on end, and now 24/7 for me). So we're going to do some tests over the next few weeks to see what can be done. As of right now, I don't drive (last time I did when my legs were doing this, I had very little control of them, so kind of scary), I can't stand for very long, and my balance has just about gone to hell in a handbasket.

[ManBungalow]

[jonesthecurl]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

Went to a neurologist about my legs. Bad thing is, he had never seen anything like it before (think of your knees buckling on you, but for hours on end, and now 24/7 for me). So we're going to do some tests over the next few weeks to see what can be done. As of right now, I don't drive (last time I did when my legs were doing this, I had very little control of them, so kind of scary), I can't stand for very long, and my balance has just about gone to hell in a handbasket.

Is it cos you keep hurting them? Or inherent?

[muy_thaiguy]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

Went to a neurologist about my legs. Bad thing is, he had never seen anything like it before (think of your knees buckling on you, but for hours on end, and now 24/7 for me). So we're going to do some tests over the next few weeks to see what can be done. As of right now, I don't drive (last time I did when my legs were doing this, I had very little control of them, so kind of scary), I can't stand for very long, and my balance has just about gone to hell in a handbasket.

Is it cos you keep hurting them? Or inherent?

Neither. I haven't been doing any martial arts or the type for almost 2 years, and NO one in my family has ever had something like this. The weirdest thing, is that it first started 2 hours after I got a cortazone (spelling?) shot in my shoulder. And the worst thing is, the shot did nothing itself to help the shoulder (been having problems with it since August). Right now, it kind of sucks, as this is REALLY eating into my day to day life, not to mention my social life.

[targetman377]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

Went to a neurologist about my legs. Bad thing is, he had never seen anything like it before (think of your knees buckling on you, but for hours on end, and now 24/7 for me). So we're going to do some tests over the next few weeks to see what can be done. As of right now, I don't drive (last time I did when my legs were doing this, I had very little control of them, so kind of scary), I can't stand for very long, and my balance has just about gone to hell in a handbasket.

wait what a neurologist? really? for your knee?

[muy_thaiguy]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

Went to a neurologist about my legs. Bad thing is, he had never seen anything like it before (think of your knees buckling on you, but for hours on end, and now 24/7 for me). So we're going to do some tests over the next few weeks to see what can be done. As of right now, I don't drive (last time I did when my legs were doing this, I had very little control of them, so kind of scary), I can't stand for very long, and my balance has just about gone to hell in a handbasket.

wait what a neurologist? really? for your knee?

Both knees. And I have not injured them, and I have no control over them when they buckle on me. I have tried to stop them, but even when locked up, they still try and go out on me. I've already been to a bone and joint specialist and a regular doctor.

[targetman377]

where is everyone? what did you all do this weekend? i got drunk last night played beer bong toked it up a bit this morning i cleaned my apartment and dug my car out of 2 feet of snow!

Went to a neurologist about my legs. Bad thing is, he had never seen anything like it before (think of your knees buckling on you, but for hours on end, and now 24/7 for me). So we're going to do some tests over the next few weeks to see what can be done. As of right now, I don't drive (last time I did when my legs were doing this, I had very little control of them, so kind of scary), I can't stand for very long, and my balance has just about gone to hell in a handbasket.

wait what a neurologist? really? for your knee?

Both knees. And I have not injured them, and I have no control over them when they buckle on me. I have tried to stop them, but even when locked up, they still try and go out on me. I've already been to a bone and joint specialist and a regular doctor.

what did the neurologist say? i mean did they look at your brain?

[muy_thaiguy]

I already said he had never seen anything like it. We did have some MRIs of my brain, which showed up fine. But they were taken in between these episodes, so take it for what it's worth. But I am scheduled for some sort of test that involves using small amounts of electricity being zapped into my knees. I think it's call an EMG.

[targetman377]

I already said he had never seen anything like it. We did have some MRIs of my brain, which showed up fine. But they were taken in between these episodes, so take it for what it's worth. But I am scheduled for some sort of test that involves using small amounts of electricity being zapped into my knees. I think it's call an EMG.

i have had an emg 2 twice on my brain. i did not know they did it for knee's too!

[muy_thaiguy]

I already said he had never seen anything like it. We did have some MRIs of my brain, which showed up fine. But they were taken in between these episodes, so take it for what it's worth. But I am scheduled for some sort of test that involves using small amounts of electricity being zapped into my knees. I think it's call an EMG.

i have had an emg 2 twice on my brain. i did not know they did it for knee's too!

Yep. They do something similar when doing physical therapy after knee surgery, but it is to stimulate the muscles and help them out to a degree.

[Nuker]

People do not scan my brain for fear the radioactive isotopes within may violently explode.

[jonesthecurl]

I already said he had never seen anything like it. We did have some MRIs of my brain, which showed up fine. But they were taken in between these episodes, so take it for what it's worth. But I am scheduled for some sort of test that involves using small amounts of electricity being zapped into my knees. I think it's call an EMG.

i have had an emg 2 twice on my brain. i did not know they did it for knee's too!

Yep. They do something similar when doing physical therapy after knee surgery, but it is to stimulate the muscles and help them out to a degree.

Do keep us informed. Firstly of course cos we are on your side. Secondly cos it's intruiging.
Bet target couldn't sell "intruiging".