Uncle Saxi's SIB North America Friendship Challenge!

[Victor Sullivan]

Can I has spot in game? I is from US. That okay yes?

-Sully

[nietzsche]

in

[notyou2]

Are you playing for Venezuela Nietzche?

[nietzsche]

Why Venezuela?? I don't get the joke

[rouge02]

In for the Caribbean (Trinidad & Tobago)

[saxitoxin]

I met a friendly local here in Fresno who took me to a place where they store a hand-cranked internet connection so I am able to quickly pop-in to update the challenger list:

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. [player]saxitoxin[/player]
2. [player]mviola[/player]
3. [player]squishyg[/player]

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. [player]notyou2[/player]
5. [player]Baron Von PWN[/player]

Representing the United Mexican States
6. [player]nietzsche[/player]

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
7. [player]rouge02[/player]
Vacant
8.


Southern Round
Vacant
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Waiting List
1. [player]Victor Sullivan[/player]

[notyou2]

Canada's official coat of arms looks the best.


Canada wins!!!

Our lion and horse will make mince meat of all those silly birds.

[saxitoxin]

updated

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. [player]saxitoxin[/player]
2. [player]mviola[/player]
3. [player]squishyg[/player]

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. [player]notyou2[/player]
5. [player]Baron Von PWN[/player]

Representing the United Mexican States
6. [player]nietzsche[/player]
7. [player]army of nobunga[/player]

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
8. [player]rouge02[/player]

Southern Round
Vacant
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Waiting List
1. [player]Victor Sullivan[/player]

[nietzsche]

saxi, what is plan B for filling the South America game?

[saxitoxin]

saxi, what is plan B for filling the South America game?

I send you on a road-trip down the Pan-American Highway handing out 1-Laptop-Per-Child computers and premium memberships.

[theherkman]

In for the USA

[theherkman]

Get rid of the southern and double up on northern slots.

[saxitoxin]

updated

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. [player]saxitoxin[/player]
2. [player]mviola[/player]
3. [player]squishyg[/player]

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. [player]notyou2[/player]
5. [player]Baron Von PWN[/player]

Representing the United Mexican States
6. [player]nietzsche[/player]
7. [player]army of nobunga[/player]

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
8. [player]rouge02[/player]

Southern Round

Representing the Pan-American Highway
1. [player]chraruce[/player]*
Vacant
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

* chraruce lives in the U.S., is a Mexican citizen but spends a large amount of time in South America on business; ergo, the S.A. elected him to represent the Pan-American Highway

Waiting List
1. [player]Victor Sullivan[/player]
2. [player]theherkman[/player]

[Victor Sullivan]

Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

[notyou2]

Charuce, isn't that the chick on the show Laugh In that wore a fruit basket on her head and shook her bodacious tatas?

[saxitoxin]

Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

Let me check.

NON!

ATTENTION CHALLENGERS - RECRUIT SOUTH AMERICANS. PEOPLE FROM PANAMA, COLOMBIA, VENEZUELA AND ECUADOR SPECIALLY!

Here is the new All-Americas Friendship Challenge 60-Second Teaser Trailer to aid in your recruitment efforts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Nm59cYgEc

[nietzsche]

saxi, do you make those videos??

[Victor Sullivan]

Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

Let me check.

NON!

Nein! What if I'm in Colombia by Dec 1 21:30?

[saxitoxin]

Nein! What if I'm in Colombia by Dec 1 21:30?

Non! But if you are there by that time on November 30, then yes.

ATTENTION! Here is the Plan B:

If not enough sign-up then there will be three five-man casual games open to freemiums followed by a 3-man finale in lieu of two eight-man speed games followed by a 2-man finale. The reason for decreasing the number from 8 to 5 in the event we go casual is that I have zero-to-one tolerance for casual games. Ol' Saxi has acquired ADHD.

If this happens, the new division will be:

NORTH SECTOR GAME - (Canada, USA)
1. saxitoxin (USA)
2. mviola (USA)
3. squishyg (USA)
4. notyou2 (Canada)
5. Baron Von PWN (Canada)

CENTRAL SECTOR GAME - (Mexico, Central America, Caribbean)
1. nietzsche (Mexico)
2. Army of Nobunga (Mexico)
3. rogue2 (T&T)
4. open
5. open

SOUTH SECTOR GAME - (South America)
1. chraruce (Pan-American Highway System)
2. open
3. open
4. open
5. open

This would be a real suck-fest. So, the hopes of an entire hemisphere now rest with nietzsche, as the most literate Spanish writer of the group, to find 5-7 hispanohablantes from Central and South America by Tuesday! (since Guyana is disqualified from participation, Baron escapes any responsibility for dredging up some francophone South Americans)

[nietzsche]

I posted in the Spanish Forum but they don't seem to care. I will ask personally. Another option is to invite Spaniards, you can think of the South America of Virreyes.

[saxitoxin]

invite Spaniards

That is definitely not in the Bolivarian spirit of this game!

[agressivo]

Invite me plz

South sector.

[Expetrapaorpo]

Well, since Nietzche sent me the link to this threat, I could be interested in joining, but somebody can please give me the short version to save me from reading all 7 pages??

Thanks

[Conquistadores]

south sector!

[Rodion]

Well, since Nietzche sent me the link to this threat, I could be interested in joining, but somebody can please give me the short version to save me from reading all 7 pages??

Thanks

I second that.