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[targetman377]

what do you mean yours this is the one you lent me
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Actually that's the one Jonesy gave you...

how that was right sorry bout that i meant this one silly me

oh sorry bout that meant to give that one to your ex

this post gets my official seal of approval

i concede you win that round

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Yes! The Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile. I've always had this resolution that if the Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile came around my area, I was gonna steal it. That would be epic.

-TG

Nah, it's just an old banger.

Hey do you watch Arrested Devolopment?

Tobias as Mrs. Featherbottom-"Would you like a banger in the mouth?"

Michael-"We just call it a sausage."

Tobias as Mrs. Featherbottom-"Would you like a sausage in the mouth?"

-TG

[targetman377]

Target just because I let you borrow my car for two days doesn't make it yours.

what do you mean yours this is the one you lent me
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Actually that's the one Jonesy gave you...

Yes. It's a Transformer. It turns into an elephant castrater.

Judging from the size it doesn't need to transform to be an elephant castrater

that one there is the worlds smallest production car ever made it was made in the 60s whats awesome about that car is it FITS IN AN ELEVATOR!!!! you can littral drive it to school down the hallways and you can pick it up it is very light

[targetman377]

Yes! The Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile. I've always had this resolution that if the Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile came around my area, I was gonna steal it. That would be epic.

-TG

do know how dumb that is what WHERE YOU GOING TO HIDE? ITS THE FUCKEN WEINER-MOBILE THEY WILL SPOT YOU LIKE AN WHALE OUT OF WATER!!!

[targetman377]

I was going to say something, but after thinking it through, I decided not to.

Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?

Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?

[strike wolf]

I was going to say something, but after thinking it through, I decided not to.

Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?

Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?

Hey whatever secrets I sell to the US government about Steve Jobs is privileged information.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Yes! The Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile. I've always had this resolution that if the Oscar-Mayer Weiner-Mobile came around my area, I was gonna steal it. That would be epic.

-TG

do know how dumb that is what WHERE YOU GOING TO HIDE? ITS THE FUCKEN WEINER-MOBILE THEY WILL SPOT YOU LIKE AN WHALE OUT OF WATER!!!

Yeah I want to go out in a blaze of glory. What's better than a high-speed pursuit in the Weiner-Mobile? (I'm sure it doesn't go above like 40 mph, though.)

-TG

[targetman377]

I was going to say something, but after thinking it through, I decided not to.

Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?

Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?

Hey whatever secrets I sell to the US government about Steve Jobs is privileged information.

not when i am your source!

[targetman377]

well i just finished enrolling for my next semesters classes oh boy i only have like 4 classes left of collage after that then WELCOME REAL WORLD!!!

[ManBungalow]

[strike wolf]

I was going to say something, but after thinking it through, I decided not to.

Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?

Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?

Hey whatever secrets I sell to the US government about Steve Jobs is privileged information.

not when i am your source!

The fact that you are my source is just another reason why you should want it kept quiet.

[strike wolf]

It's time for Strike Wolf's event that no one else probably cares about of the day.

Today's event is...


My friend told me I might be going to hell. Why? because there were bible salesmen on campus and in order to get past them without dealing with them trying to talk to me for 20 minutes, I pretended I was deaf and mute...

The Wolf has Spoken.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

It's time for Strike Wolf's event that no one else probably cares about of the day.

Today's event is...


My friend told me I might be going to hell. Why? because there were bible salesmen on campus and in order to get past them without dealing with them trying to talk to me for 20 minutes, I pretended I was deaf and mute...

The Wolf has Spoken.

I must be going, too. I do that whenever Jehova's Witnesses come to my door, if I don't feel like arguing with them. I give them the sign for deaf and mute. They probably don't believe me, though, since I answered the door in the first place...

-Tails

[strike wolf]

It's time for Strike Wolf's event that no one else probably cares about of the day.

Today's event is...


My friend told me I might be going to hell. Why? because there were bible salesmen on campus and in order to get past them without dealing with them trying to talk to me for 20 minutes, I pretended I was deaf and mute...

The Wolf has Spoken.

I must be going, too. I do that whenever Jehova's Witnesses come to my door, if I don't feel like arguing with them. I give them the sign for deaf and mute. They probably don't believe me, though, since I answered the door in the first place...

-Tails

I wouldn't swear my life on this. but don't some deaf people have it set up that there are lights in their houses that flash when their door bell's are rung? IF so it makes sense, if not why hasn't anyone thought of that before?

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Yeah but I don't have that setup. And I don't have a doorbell. Otherwise yeah I'd go with that

-Tails

[strike wolf]

Yeah but I don't have that setup. And I don't have a doorbell. Otherwise yeah I'd go with that

-Tails

Well if you know enough sign language to actually be able to tell them that without having to talk.

[Army of GOD]

95

WE HAVE A WINNER

The correct answer is 94. Lower than I expected

[TA1LGUNN3R]

95

WE HAVE A WINNER

The correct answer is 94. Lower than I expected

Yeah but that's still pretty good. Nothing to be ashamed of.

-TG

[AndyDufresne]

Goodnews everyone.

**Munches on a newsworthy-banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

Its a suppository

[muy_thaiguy]

I thought it was an enema.

[targetman377]

Does it have something to do with the weiner mobile?

Does it have somthing to do with what lone was paid for last night between the hours of 1 am to 2 pm? on a side street?

Hey whatever secrets I sell to the US government about Steve Jobs is privileged information.

not when i am your source!

The fact that you are my source is just another reason why you should want it kept quiet.

i don't care about technicality

[Army of GOD]

Great. So I was playing basketball earlier and I stepped on another guy's foot and I'm pretty sure I heard a crack in my ankle. I think I might've sprained my left ankle (as opposed to when I sprained my RIGHT ankle during a soccer game 3 years ago).

I hate my ankles.

[muy_thaiguy]

Great. So I was playing basketball earlier and I stepped on another guy's foot and I'm pretty sure I heard a crack in my ankle. I think I might've sprained my left ankle (as opposed to when I sprained my RIGHT ankle during a soccer game 3 years ago).

I hate my ankles.

Meh. My ankles have been rolling on me ever since I can remember. So suck it up cupcake.

[Army of GOD]

How often do you play sports?