On a completely unrelated note, I clicked the link to the video in your sig and I can't see it because it's marked "private".
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Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
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tkr4lf wrote:Ishmael- by Daniel Quinn
A book about a telepathic ape who puts out an ad, "teacher seeking student." An individual named Alan takes up the call. He has many discussions with Ismael, the telepathic ape. Ishmael is a very wise ape, or gorilla, cannot quite remember, and has many things to say about the state of the world and commentaries about it. A very interesting book if you're at all interested in sociology or the human race in general. It will give you a new perspective with which to view the world. I highly reccomend it. For more information on this book, and probably a better description than I could muster, visit this site... http://www.readishmael.com
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
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GabonX wrote:Not sure if it's of any interest to you, but Slaughter House 5 famously recalls the events of the Dresden bombing in WW2. The main character was the "sole survivor" of the bombing if memory serves correctly.
GabonX wrote:On a completely unrelated note, I clicked the link to the video in your sig and I can't see it because it's marked "private".
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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GabonX wrote:Have you read Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut?
nietzsche wrote:noope.. is it good and stupid? i'm looking for fiction books that let me loose myself in the story without thinking much.
Dick in a Box By Adam Singer
I have read Forrest’s book, Got Fight?, and I saw that he gave a lot of advice on picking up chicks. Seriously, I don’t know where he gets the balls. Granted he found a lovely wife, but back in the day, Forrest went out with a gaggle of monsters. We’re talking hippie chicks with smelly armpits, the whole nine yards. And if they didn’t have furry legs and smell like incense, they had something else seriously wrong with them. It’s not like Forrest had to go out with these bestial creatures. He was a cop and often worked in the bars—both of which get you more tail than you can handle. But leave it up to Forrest to find the worst chick out of the bunch.
A perfect example is the time Forrest banged a post-op transgender, or whatever lady boys are called when they get their junk surgically removed. The first time I learned about this was when Forrest, me, and a couple of other guys were lifting weights at the Ramsey Center on the University of Georgia campus. All of us were checking out this Asian chick with massive clip-on boobs, and Forrest begins shaking his head.
“No,” he said. “That chick used to be a dude.”
Of course we were curious as to how he knew this. I mean, this chick had on spandex, and between her legs she packed nothing more than a camel toe. After some berating, Forrest gave us the story. I guess he picked this chick up in a bar or some place and ended up banging her. He thought something was suspicious because he kept bottoming out, which is rare considering he’s no John Holms. He ended up going out with her a couple of more times before he put two and two together. However, I strongly feel he didn’t break up with her because she used to be a dude, but rather because she was psycho. So, if you’ve read Forrest book and are currently taking his advice on how to pick up women, chances are you will either end up with a post-op or a chick who lives in a trailer and constantly talks about the glory days of being on the road with the Grateful Dead.
Forrest Rebuttal
There is a follow up to this story, and although it’s not entirely redeeming, it makes me a feel a little bit better. A while after I broke up with this chick I got a call from Adam’s brother, Rory Singer, at two o’clock one morning.
“Hey Forrest. So, I know you were seeing this chick,” he slurred. “Well, she’s here at the bar and kinda. . . you know, kind of giving me (unintelligible slurring), do you mind if I hook up with her?”
Sleep deprived and not thinking straight, I gave him the completely wrong answer. I said, “Rory, trust me. You do not want to hook up with this chick.”
“Dude, I’m so sorry. I don’t want to disrespect you.”
I repeated, “Just trust me, do not do it.”
I have regretted those words ever since. Sleeping with a post-op is not something you want to be alone in. I wanted to give Rory enough information to do the right thing, but, in hindsight, I should have just lied to him and given him a big thumbs up.
Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
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The Great Credit Contraction
The entire worldwide monetary system, built over hundreds and hundreds of years, is changing. Those who fail to understand the environment, with the applicable monetary science and economic law, and fail to take preemptive protective action may lose fortunes. Some already have.
If you desire to understand monetary science and basic economic law then at a minimum you must know how to distinguish money from fiat currency, how to protect your money with bailment instead of using fractional reserve banking and the effect that global quantitative easing will have on your savings.
GabonX wrote:Not sure if it's of any interest to you, but Slaughter House 5 famously recalls the events of the Dresden bombing in WW2. The main character was the "sole survivor" of the bombing if memory serves correctly.
oVo wrote:GabonX wrote:Not sure if it's of any interest to you, but Slaughter House 5 famously recalls the events of the Dresden bombing in WW2. The main character was the "sole survivor" of the bombing if memory serves correctly.
Your memory is part right, but mostly just serving you baloney... Vonnegut is not the sole survivor, but he was present during and after the bombing of Dresden, which is the city that received a wartime record in tonnage of bombs dropped on it in WWII.
His character in the book Billy Pilgrim is unstuck in time... which leads to many interesting situations... including a trip to Tralfalmador where he resides with Montana Wildhack in a residence furnished from the Sears & Roebuck Catalogue.
nietzsche wrote:I just finished reading The Great Gatsby. You all must have read it in school, but I'm not American so it founded through Amazon.
Great little novel, nice prose and very engaging. I look forward to reading more of Scott Fitzgerald.

MTIceman41 wrote:nietzsche wrote:I just finished reading The Great Gatsby. You all must have read it in school, but I'm not American so it founded through Amazon.
Great little novel, nice prose and very engaging. I look forward to reading more of Scott Fitzgerald.
If you liked Great Gatsby I would recommend The Razor's Edge (W. Somerset Maugham) & Suttree (Cormac McCarthy)