Conquerclub Haikus

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:29 am

Sometimes a 'torque'---or departure from expectation gives the reader more pleasure upon such discovery.

a win, loss, or draw,
what mark we make on CC---
ripples through a stream.

--Andy

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:05 pm

Master Fenrir wrote:
qwertylpc wrote:5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down

qwertylpc wrote:i caught a mistake owen

In contemporary poetry, they're known as pseudohaikus. Chill on the lit lesson and stop hatin' and start participatin'.

i wish you all would
stop trolling this haiku thread
with non haiku posts...

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:00 pm

Fitz made a thread with
a note about him leaving.
He also plays nude.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:15 am

my game like a mire,
a stalemate, dead-end, and stuck---
a field of sand, straw.

--Andy

Ace Rimmer · Post by **Ace Rimmer** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:56 am

If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Ace Rimmer · Post by **Ace Rimmer** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:59 am

If I worship at
the feet of the Black Jesus
I'm not atheist?

TheSaxlad · Post by **TheSaxlad** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:43 pm

Andy? Meaningful,
Jake? just damn outright funny,
Me? Taking The Piss!

The Bison King · Post by **The Bison King** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:12 pm

You? Taking the piss?
Now I know you are British,
Only they say that.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:18 pm

jakewilliams wrote:If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:30 am

owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver

actually no
you are currently golden
just to let you know

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:52 am

natty_dread wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
jakewilliams wrote:If Owen was gold,
Would he post less in forums?
--Now in correct tense

Jr Mint Mod Squad
still, you are completely wrong
i am still silver

actually no
you are currently golden
just to let you know

when i posted that
i was freemium for sure.
damn lord voldemort!!

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:55 pm

so you say, owen...
but i have a suspicion
you bought it yourself

mattattam · Post by **mattattam** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:13 am

natty_dread is dead
lost his head under the bed
that is why he's red

TheSaxlad · Post by **TheSaxlad** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:04 am

Owen and Natty,
2 Ordinary CC'ers
Having Some Fun.... lol.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:58 pm

Searching for new maps,
a jungle, a hunt, a quest---
And my legs too tired.

--Andy

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:00 am

Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:35 am

owenshooter wrote:Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Plagiarism
Is alive and well thanks to
The preceding post

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:42 am

I thought it was five
Then comes seven syllables
Then five more again?

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:48 am

Yes you are correct
Five-seven-five is the way
They should be written

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:01 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:
owenshooter wrote:Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Plagiarism (4)
Is alive and well thanks to (7)
The preceding post (5)

i never claimed it.
but now we know that you can't
make a haiku. ha!

----tbj

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:42 am

owenshooter wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:
owenshooter wrote:Over the wintry
forest, winds howl in rage
with no leaves to blow.

Plagiarism (4)
Is alive and well thanks to (7)
The preceding post (5)

i never claimed it.
but now we know that you can't
make a haiku. ha!

----tbj

Nice one Columbo
(though a pretty lame last line)
Better use 'can not'

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:08 pm

Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?

The Bison King · Post by **The Bison King** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:06 pm

Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?

Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:08 pm

derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:31 pm

The Bison King wrote:
Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?

Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

are you a multi?
why respond from that account?
really not too smart...

----tbj

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