Okay, okay.... damn non-simpsons lovers.
The next person to post in this thread can ask the next question.
btw, here was the lineup:
C - Mike Scioscia, got radiation poisoning
1B - Don Mattingly, kicked off the team because of his sideburns
2B - Steve Sax, arrested for every unsolved murder in New York
3B - Wade Boggs, punched by Barney Gumbel during an argument about the best British Prime Minister
SS - Ozzie Smith, lost forever in the house of mysteries (or whatever it was called)
LF - Jose Canseco, got held up carrying furniture out of a burning house
CF - Ken Griffey Jr., contracted gigantism from a nerve tonic
RF - Darryl Strawberry, the only one to actually play in the game
P - Roger Clemens, hypnotized into thinking he was a chicken