Glenn Beck is Actually a Huge Crybaby Pansy

[Neoteny]

That was enjoyable.

[Maugena]

Much like how if you google "French Victories" and it asks you if you meant "French Defeats," I think if you google "Glenn Beck," it should ask you if you meant "define: moron."

Edit: Scratch that, it seems Google fixed that little insult.

[Phatscotty]

rachel maddow and keith olbermann support him, chris mathews even sent a shout out earlier this week...

[Frigidus]

rachel maddow and keith olbermann support him, chris mathews even sent a shout out earlier this week...

This affects my opinion of him, naturally.

[BigBallinStalin]

Lewis Black Sums Up Glenn Beck

Lewis Black on Glenn Beck's Nazi Tourette's: "My goodness! This is delicious---HITLER!" "That's a lovely tie you're wearing, John--Got GOEBBELS!"


f*ck off, Glenn Beck fanboys.

[Phatscotty]

Lewis Black Sums Up Glenn Beck

Lewis Black on Glenn Beck's Nazi Tourette's: "My goodness! This is delicious---HITLER!" "That's a lovely tie you're wearing, John--Got GOEBBELS!"


f*ck off, Glenn Beck fanboys.

The hate could not be more programmed

[BigBallinStalin]

Lewis Black Sums Up Glenn Beck

Lewis Black on Glenn Beck's Nazi Tourette's: "My goodness! This is delicious---HITLER!" "That's a lovely tie you're wearing, John--Got GOEBBELS!"


f*ck off, Glenn Beck fanboys.

The hate could not be more programmed

TROLL DEFLECTED!

[pimpdave]

Glenn Beck whining about Soccer and Socialism. Bill O'Reilly is apparently the voice of reason now?

Also, I think it's funny that so many Americans think soccer is boring but find NASCAR incredibly fascinating and nuanced.

[thegreekdog]

Also, I think it's funny that so many Americans think soccer is boring but find NASCAR incredibly fascinating and nuanced.

Don't you know that this is a conservative conspiracy?

[tzor]

Also, I think it's funny that so many Americans think soccer is boring but find NASCAR incredibly fascinating and nuanced.

NASCAR has better crashes.

For the record I don't particularly find NASCAR incredibly fascinating, I do find NASCAR's cars fascinating, and the drivers with all those advertisements on their jackets interesting.

[john9blue]

NASCAR always seemed like an engineer's sport, which (ironically for snarkers like dave) means it requires more intelligence than whatever the NASCAR haters watch.

[King Doctor]

NASCAR always seemed like an engineer's sport, which (ironically for snarkers like dave) means it requires more intelligence than whatever the NASCAR haters watch.

More intelligence than required by compulsive televised chess watchers?

Seriously?

[thegreekdog]

NASCAR always seemed like an engineer's sport, which (ironically for snarkers like dave) means it requires more intelligence than whatever the NASCAR haters watch.

More intelligence than required by compulsive televised chess watchers?

Seriously?

I hate Nascar. It's not a sport. However, I don't watch chess (televised or live). And I don't think Americans are divided into Nascar watchers and chess watchers.

[tzor]

I hate Nascar. It's not a sport.

I would say that it is indeed a sport. It's not just a comfortable drive in a luxory car. Quote from here

Driving a race car is nothing like driving your family car. Today's NASCAR driver has to be in peak shape to last through a race.

Two of the biggest problems facing a race car driver are the heat and the constant G forces from turning corners. The temperature inside a typical NASCAR cockpit is around120 degrees on a hot summer day. It feels even hotter because the driver is wearing a fireproof suit from head to toe.

In a corner, a NASCAR driver experiences 2 to 3 Gs. A 200-pound driver feels like he weighs 600 pounds in a 3-G turn. Holding your head, arms and torso in position for hours at a time when you weigh 600 pounds takes strength - so NASCAR drivers spend time training in the weight room. Drivers work especially on muscles in the neck, shoulders, arms and torso so that they have the strength to work against the Gs. Drivers also work a great deal on stamina, because they have to be able to perform throughout a race that lasts three to four hours without rest.

[pimpdave]

They go around and around in an oval. It's not even like there are a variety of tracks.

[King Doctor]

I don't think Americans are divided into Nascar watchers and chess watchers.

Well clearly you've never been to Tampa. Buddy.

[thegreekdog]

I don't think Americans are divided into Nascar watchers and chess watchers.

Well clearly you've never been to Tampa. Buddy.

Are Tampaians (?) big chess fans?

Like most Americans, I am neither a regular chess watcher or a regular Nascar watcher.

[pimpdave]

Well I think it's a fair assumption that a greater percentage of big NASCAR fans are also big Glenn Beck fans. I'd like to see real data on that correlation, actually.

In other words, what percentage of Glenn Beck fans avidly follow NASCAR and vice versa.

[thegreekdog]

Well I think it's a fair assumption that a greater percentage of big NASCAR fans are also big Glenn Beck fans. I'd like to see real data on that correlation, actually.

In other words, what percentage of Glenn Beck fans avidly follow NASCAR and vice versa.

Glenn Beck's a Yankee though, so there might not be that much of a correlation.

[john9blue]

It's really sinking in how some on this forum have the entire human populace divided onto a spectrum, from the intelligent godless liberals to the regressive religious nutjobs. This worldview is quaint, in a charming way!

[Timminz]

Well I think it's a fair assumption that a greater percentage of big NASCAR fans are also big Glenn Beck fans. I'd like to see real data on that correlation, actually.

In other words, what percentage of Glenn Beck fans avidly follow NASCAR and vice versa.

Glenn Beck's a Yankee though, so there might not be that much of a correlation.

That, and I would guess that the "real men" who dig NASCAR, are against huge crybaby pansies, which Glenn Beck is.

[pimpdave]

GLENNSPEED YOU! BECK EMPEROR