if all rich people
would give money to the poor
poverty would end
Conquerclub Haikus
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natty dread
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
if all poor people
would die, poverty would end
wow i'm an asshole
would die, poverty would end
wow i'm an asshole
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
these haikus don't re
ally relate at all to Con
quer club lol
ally relate at all to Con
quer club lol
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
(proud member of the Occasionally Wrongly Banned)Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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Trephining
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Deploy and then fort
Oh wait I ate Mexican
Deploy and then fart
Oh wait I ate Mexican
Deploy and then fart
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AndyDufresne
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Luck, or is it skill
that makes a (wo)man succeed---
ripples in a brook.
--Andy
that makes a (wo)man succeed---
ripples in a brook.
--Andy
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natty dread
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AndyDufresne
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Cross your fingers tight
Roll, wish---it's all one can do---
Wind rustling through boughs.
--Andy
Roll, wish---it's all one can do---
Wind rustling through boughs.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Dice is the plural;
the singular is just 'die.'
That's quite sinister...
the singular is just 'die.'
That's quite sinister...
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Ace Rimmer
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Basho's poetry
And Sun Tzu's The Art of War;
We combine them here.
And Sun Tzu's The Art of War;
We combine them here.
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AndyDufresne
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Why oh my, oh why
Has this gem fallen wayside---
Tumbleweeds roll, roll.
--Andy
Has this gem fallen wayside---
Tumbleweeds roll, roll.
--Andy
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Chariot of Fire
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Any prizes for brevity?
OK WTF!
U C Y I B wrtng
abbrvtd
OK WTF!
U C Y I B wrtng
abbrvtd
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Ace Rimmer
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Chariot of Fire
Keeps posting drunk outside of
The TOFU forum!
Keeps posting drunk outside of
The TOFU forum!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
I would rather fish
the wild oceans than be a
drunk celebrity.
Rocket!
the wild oceans than be a
drunk celebrity.
Rocket!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Welcome, new recruit.
Your time is precious to me.
Signed by: lackattack.
Rocket.
Your time is precious to me.
Signed by: lackattack.
Rocket.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Friends! I volunteer!
JoshyBoy cheers for squishy
The rest make me sad
JoshyBoy cheers for squishy
The rest make me sad
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There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is [player]squishyg[/player]
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Chariot of Fire
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
I see three sixes
Upon a glass tabletop
Under which I lie
Upon a glass tabletop
Under which I lie
Highest position #5 (18 Nov 2010) General 4,380pts (11 Dec 2010)
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Chariot of Fire wrote:I see three sixes
Upon a glass tabletop
Under which I lie
Ahhh... but did you fall
prior or subsequent to
the throw of the dice?!
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AndyDufresne
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Be kind, share the warmth
As you enjoy our Club's Bash---
Sunshine trickling down.
--Andy
As you enjoy our Club's Bash---
Sunshine trickling down.
--Andy
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owenshooter
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
my premium gone,
i shall never renew it...
moderation sucks...
i shall never renew it...
moderation sucks...
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
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Ace Rimmer
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
If Owen is gold
Will he post less in forums?
--Jr Mint Mod Squad
Will he post less in forums?
--Jr Mint Mod Squad
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qwertylpc
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
AndyDufresne wrote:Be kind, share the warmth
As you enjoy our Club's Bash---
Sunshine trickling down.
--Andy
5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down
-qwertylpc 
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qwertylpc
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
i caught a mistake owen
-qwertylpc
My active tournaments looking for players
Q's "Hey you went first!"
Q's 1v1 NBA Playoffs
Q's Feudal Overlord
Game 9151351
Most Consecutive Troops Defeated 0
Most Consecutive Troops Lost 14
My active tournaments looking for players
Q's "Hey you went first!"
Q's 1v1 NBA Playoffs
Q's Feudal Overlord
Game 9151351
Most Consecutive Troops Defeated 0
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owenshooter
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
jakewilliams wrote:If Owen is gold
Will he post less in forums?
--Jr Mint Mod Squad
Jr Mint Mod Squad
shock, you are completely wrong
i am now silver
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
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Master Fenrir
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
qwertylpc wrote:5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down
qwertylpc wrote:i caught a mistake owen
In contemporary poetry, they're known as pseudohaikus. Chill on the lit lesson and stop hatin' and start participatin'.
