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Postby TimoS on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:20 pm

red bull wrote:i have never heard of Norway :wink: :wink: :wink: 8)


Well their main products are oil and cod. Dunno if they do anything else in there ;)
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Postby Stopper on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:20 pm

All I know about the Swedes, and this MIGHT just be my ignorance, is that they seem to be the most depressive people in the world - always killing themselves. And they have uninhibited, rampant sex on a regular basis.

So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.
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Postby TimoS on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:37 pm

Stopper wrote:So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.


Might be worth it, though ;)
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:50 pm

hmm... live a life without sex or die by you own hand...

this reminds me of that episode of futurama...
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Postby Backglass on Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:59 pm

Stopper wrote:All I know about the Swedes, and this MIGHT just be my ignorance, is that they seem to be the most depressive people in the world - always killing themselves. And they have uninhibited, rampant sex on a regular basis.

So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.


Funny...and SAUNAS. Lots of saunas. :lol:
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Postby AAFitz on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:00 pm

Stopper wrote:All I know about the Swedes, and this MIGHT just be my ignorance, is that they seem to be the most depressive people in the world - always killing themselves. And they have uninhibited, rampant sex on a regular basis.

So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.


i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:02 pm

well that sounds legit I mean its been suggested or proven that sunlight makes you happier...

I mean if you could pick between being in a sunny warm park or a pitch black small room which would you choose?
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:03 pm

static_ice wrote:well that sounds legit I mean its been suggested or proven that sunlight makes you happier...

I mean if you could pick between being in a sunny warm park or a pitch black small room which would you choose?


Depends upon the women! :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:05 pm

Warrior987 wrote:
static_ice wrote:well that sounds legit I mean its been suggested or proven that sunlight makes you happier...

I mean if you could pick between being in a sunny warm park or a pitch black small room which would you choose?


Depends upon the women! :lol:


:lol: ya women's emotions have nothing to do with the surroundings they're pissed in a warm park and they're happy in a dark room...
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:05 pm

But we (with women of course) are happy in dark rooms!
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:06 pm

Warrior987 wrote:But we (with women of course) are happy in dark rooms!


as long as they're happy too :wink:

otherwise they start kicking at us...
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Postby Cynthia on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:07 pm

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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:07 pm

AAFitz wrote:
i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... icide_rate

Sweden's #29, but most of the highest countries are quite Nordic, oh, or Communist.
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:08 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... icide_rate

Sweden's #29, but most of the highest countries are quite Nordic, oh, or Communist.



Most of the top ten is east europe.
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:08 pm

Japan too

oh and China because usually there are 1 child families or one family in each generation in a whole family and because of that all the pressures on the youngest child to support the entire upper generations...
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:10 pm

Back to the women.......... If they are happy we are happy unless they are really unhappy then we want to kick whoevers ass that pissed them off!
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:16 pm

well its hard to kick a butterfly's ass...



they get pissed off by anything...
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:17 pm

Rip the Butterflies wings off then tell me you can't kick its ass!
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:18 pm

static_ice wrote:Japan too

oh and China because usually there are 1 child families or one family in each generation in a whole family and because of that all the pressures on the youngest child to support the entire upper generations...


I was most surprised by Cuba. They don't know how good they've got it, because they're not allowed to leave and see how crappy other places are.
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Postby AAFitz on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:20 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... icide_rate

Sweden's #29, but most of the highest countries are quite Nordic, oh, or Communist.


as i said not the most believable guy...sorry for the mistake you happy stable sweeds... :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:21 pm

its not that they're uncrappy its that they're optimistic...

right?

everywhere is crappy just sometimes you have to look harder...
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Postby btownmeggy on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:24 pm

static_ice wrote:its not that they're uncrappy its that they're optimistic...

right?

everywhere is crappy just sometimes you have to look harder...


Ha, read this article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/09/scien ... yt&emc=rss

It's talks about how Danes are very satisfied with life because they have very low expectations.
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:28 pm

I see...

I never have high expectations but you never see me so high off of happiness...
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Postby Warrior987 on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:36 pm

I am a suicide....... :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:43 pm

if you're suicidal ask Xenhu for some knives he's got a stash...
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