the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[autoload]

what is love

baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No more.

[Army of GOD]

[apey]

that is a terrible image

[jonesthecurl]

and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

[bows. grinning manically
Done!
Why are they so effin complicated? I mean I used to hate doing tax returns in the UK, but now I look back on UK tax with nostalgia.

[Army of GOD]

and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

[bows. grinning manically
Done!
Why are they so effin complicated? I mean I used to hate doing tax returns in the UK, but now I look back on UK tax with nostalgia.

It's because King George is FULL OF S***.

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

[jonesthecurl]

and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

[bows. grinning manically
Done!
Why are they so effin complicated? I mean I used to hate doing tax returns in the UK, but now I look back on UK tax with nostalgia.

It's because King George is FULL OF S***.

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

Well, I have to pay tax here. But I don't get to vote. What do you call that (apart from "tough titty Taffy")?

[Army of GOD]

and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

[bows. grinning manically
Done!
Why are they so effin complicated? I mean I used to hate doing tax returns in the UK, but now I look back on UK tax with nostalgia.

It's because King George is FULL OF S***.

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

Well, I have to pay tax here. But I don't get to vote. What do you call that (apart from "tough titty Taffy")?

Sir, I call that payback, sir.

[jonesthecurl]

Well, sonny, in 1776 I doubt that many of my ancestors qualified to vote in the UK.

[Army of GOD]

Sir, my name isn't sonny, sir.

[jonesthecurl]

Sonny, my name isn't sir, sonny.

[Army of GOD]

Sir, I wasn't calling you sir. Symmetry hath casteth a spell on me. Sir.

[jonesthecurl]

What colour was it?

[Army of GOD]

Sir, damned if I know. Sir.

[AndyDufresne]

A huge ball of fire in the sky over the midwest. **Eats a banana-meteor***


--Andy

[strike wolf]

See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

That just means oyu don't truly enjoy the movie.

no i love the movie! its awesome

you love it yet you still don't truly enjoy it.

[strike wolf]

what is love

baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No more.

I'd give this the multipost quote of the day but that would only serve to be self-serving.

[strike wolf]

and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

[bows. grinning manically
Done!
Why are they so effin complicated? I mean I used to hate doing tax returns in the UK, but now I look back on UK tax with nostalgia.

It's the U.S. government's way of telling you...We're too lazy to figure out what you actually owe us ourselves so we'll make you do it.

[AndyDufresne]

what is life

So. Bananas. **Eats a banana**

**Munches on a symbolic-banana.**


--Andy

bananas? how is that what life is explain

That is probably one of my favorite sentences of the day. It actually did make me chuckle. In my imagination, you are Karl Pilkington.


--Andy

(Courtesy the Ricky Gervais Show)

wait is that a bad thing

It's a hilarious thing. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

I'd give this the multipost quote of the day but that would only serve to be self-serving.

Sir, clearly my image was the highlight post, sir.

[strike wolf]

I'd give this the multipost quote of the day but that would only serve to be self-serving.

Sir, clearly my image was the highlight post, sir.

Peasant clearly your post was made without quoting the others peasant.

[Army of GOD]

I'd give this the multipost quote of the day but that would only serve to be self-serving.

Sir, clearly my image was the highlight post, sir.

Peasant clearly your post was made without quoting the others peasant.

Sir, I may not be an officer, but I'm sure as Hell I'm a higher rank. Don't ever call me a peasant! (Unless, of course, you eventually become a higher rank than me). Sir!

[jonesthecurl]

Peasant, peasant.

[targetman377]

A huge ball of fire in the sky over the midwest. **Eats a banana-meteor***


--Andy

where i am in the Midwest i don't see it?

[targetman377]

See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

That just means oyu don't truly enjoy the movie.

no i love the movie! its awesome

you love it yet you still don't truly enjoy it.

no i enjoy it even read the book

[AndyDufresne]

Pleasant, pleasant. **Munches on a pleasant banana**


--Andy