the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

this hurts comming form the same ticket! i am your V.P. for pete sake!

Yeah but you lost the election remember? That guy Whatshisname ended up winning.

he stuffed the ballet we are haveing another election soon

this time it's the strike&auto/target&jonesy ticket.

Hmm...overdose or gun to the head, which way should I go out?...[/quote]

I've always been a fan of walking into the lake...and having the rowing team knock you out with their paddles.

[strike wolf]

One banana! Ah-ha-ha!

Two banana! Ah-ha-ha!

What colour is it?

The proper banana is yellow with just a bit of green to it.

[strike wolf]

Sir, is this going to turn into a male porn thread? If it does, I'm OUTTA EAR sir.

So said Van Gogh.

there's the wit I was looking for.

[strike wolf]

what is life

bananas? how is that what life is explain

If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier

See here: 42

[strike wolf]

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

That's because he also does their accounting.

[strike wolf]

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?

Like i said he also does the school's accounting.

[targetman377]

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?

lol no i am in collage and the teacher that i have makes 100,000 dollars a year actually over! she teaches accounting i dont know why but thats the i had a test in that spicif class

[targetman377]

bananas? how is that what life is explain

If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier

See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

[targetman377]

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

That's because he also does their accounting.

its a she and thats what i thought but i dont know all i know is what our red book lest her as getting paid

[strike wolf]

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?

lol no i am in collage and the teacher that i have makes 100,000 dollars a year actually over! she teaches accounting i dont know why but thats the i had a test in that spicif class

Spicif classes are always tough.

[strike wolf]

If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier

See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

That just means oyu don't truly enjoy the movie.

[strike wolf]

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

That's because he also does their accounting.

its a she and thats what i thought but i dont know all i know is what our red book lest her as getting paid

In that case she also does the umm...accounting.

[jonesthecurl]

well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?

Like i said he also does the school's accounting.

There's no taste for accounting.

[Lucarilover240]

what is love

baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

[jonesthecurl]

If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier

See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

What about a monkey with 42 bananas and a script for Hamlet he wants to talk to you about?

[jonesthecurl]

PS - movie???
PFFFTTT!

[Army of GOD]

One banana! Ah-ha-ha!

Two banana! Ah-ha-ha!

What colour is it?

Sir, Count Von Count doesn't see color. All he sees are damn Frenchmen. Sir. >.<

[Army of GOD]

Hello form my uncle's house in Virginia!

Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak unless spoken to!

Ha, that sounds like something I'd hear from Jonesy.

Yes but I believe Jonesy would say it with a bit more wit.

Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak until spoken to, wit wit wit!

Sir, your amount of wit triples mine, sir.

[Army of GOD]

Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

[AndyDufresne]

Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

i think the one with 43 would be happier

See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

That just means oyu don't truly enjoy the movie.

no i love the movie! its awesome

[Army of GOD]

Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

I call.

Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[targetman377]

i think the one with 43 would be happier

See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

What about a monkey with 42 bananas and a script for Hamlet he wants to talk to you about?

i shoot him for killing the English language

*i know the irony*

[targetman377]

Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

i rise your REn and STIMPY QUOTATION BY A quote by me


"lsci jrke jjakss tthaoe ow lb ruein alvao"

i win

[autoload]

and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.