Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[Symmetry]

- In question of a comment made by Timminz to Army of God. Timminz is culpable of contempt. User Timminz is ordered to create a sig file for jefjef that doesn't feature an elven tranny.

So it has been decreed, and so it shall be.

So, I take it they don't teach reading comprehension in Canada, huh?

Um...the decree stated that it "doesn't feature AN elven tranny". As his sig-file clearly states, "two is more than one".

The one on the left is an elven tranny, and is featured in the sig. Doubly damning, the one on the right is also an elven tranny, and is featured in the sig. There are two occasions of an elven tranny in the sig.

[Timminz]

I'm sorry Symmetry, it clearly features two elven trannies. You can tell because they are touching.

[Symmetry]

I'm sorry Symmetry, it clearly features two elven trannies. You can tell because they are touching.

I admit defeat

[Serbia]

Snakes on six planes!
Black hat assault!
I'd rather die,
Than give you control!

[Neoteny]

That's just wrong.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: jefjef
Accuser: natty_dread
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Jefjef is sexually harrassing me. He follows me around in various threads and keeps flirting with me. I want a restraining order on jefjef.

Now he has also started sending love letters into my inbox. This is harrassment, I tells you!

I have reviewed the complaint and it is dismissed.

It has previously been established jefjef is into moms so it's highly unlikely he is harassing the accuser.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXITOXIN
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[saxitoxin]

(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

I have reviewed the complaint, which is formatted incorrectly.

Accusers should be identified by their ConquerClub userid only (in the case of Joe McCain, kidadam122).

However, despite being formatted incorrectly, the complaint by kidadam122 is upheld. Unfortunately, the 911 operator in question is not a ConquerClub player and is beyond the jurisdiction of this court so remedy is suspended.

I have posted this ruling both here, and on kidadam122's wall.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXITOXIN
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator

[saxitoxin]

(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

Accused: pimpdave
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: pimpdave has violated the number of characters rule and should be punished accordingly.

I have reviewed this complaint and it is upheld.

Unfortunately, however, the only acceptable remedy executable in complaints by the accuser in question will have to be suspended as the court is concerned about the accuser's appendage blistering from being the focal point of too many of its judgments.

Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
ADA

[MeDeFe]

(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

Accused: pimpdave
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: pimpdave has violated the number of characters rule and should be punished accordingly.

I have reviewed this complaint and it is upheld.

Unfortunately, however, the only acceptable remedy executable in complaints by the accuser in question will have to be suspended as the court is concerned about the accuser's appendage blistering from being the focal point of too many of its judgments.

Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
ADA

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LITTLE BUTT!

Accused: MeDeFe
Accuser: MeDeFe
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accustiona: Drunk and lewd behaviour and British English spelling!

[saxitoxin]

(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

Accused: pimpdave
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: pimpdave has violated the number of characters rule and should be punished accordingly.

I have reviewed this complaint and it is upheld.

Unfortunately, however, the only acceptable remedy executable in complaints by the accuser in question will have to be suspended as the court is concerned about the accuser's appendage blistering from being the focal point of too many of its judgments.

Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
ADA

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LITTLE BUTT!

Accused: MeDeFe
Accuser: MeDeFe
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accustiona: Drunk and lewd behaviour and British English spelling!

Having considered the matter before me I find the accused at fault in the matter of drunk and lewd behavior.

MeDeFe is ordered not to drink for one month (Schnapps and Natural Light don't count).

Having considered the matter before me I find the accused not at fault in the matter of British English spelling. The word "accustiona" may be pidgin Italian, but it is certainly no known variation of English.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[Serbia]

This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

[saxitoxin]

This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

EXCUSE ME, but you are being ignored due to your choice to use a naming convention that has not been approved by the group leader of the T&A Usergroup. I have previously detailed this in another thread vis a vis the name Serbia.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS. DUE TO FLAMING AND BAITING I HEREBY REQUEST THIS THREAD BE CLOSED AND LOCKED.

[BigBallinStalin]

This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

EXCUSE ME, but you are being ignored due to your choice to use a naming convention that has not been approved by the group leader of the T&A Usergroup. I have previously detailed this in another thread vis a vis the name Serbia.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS. DUE TO FLAMING AND BAITING I HEREBY REQUEST THIS THREAD BE CLOSED AND LOCKED.

That didn't take too long of you.

[saxitoxin]

This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

EXCUSE ME, but you are being ignored due to your choice to use a naming convention that has not been approved by the group leader of the T&A Usergroup. I have previously detailed this in another thread vis a vis the name Serbia.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS. DUE TO FLAMING AND BAITING I HEREBY REQUEST THIS THREAD BE CLOSED AND LOCKED.

That didn't take too long of you.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR CONTINUED HARASSMENT OF ME AND VANDALIZING MY WIKIPEDIA ENTRY. IF YOU CONTINUE I WILL FILE A C&A COMPLAINT AGAINST YOU FOR HATEMONGERING.

[colton24]

Dude if it is wikipedia anyone can edit it.

[colton24]

Accused: Nightstrike
Accuser: colton24
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Nightstrike is ruining tournaments and is abusing his tournament head's powers

[Neoteny]

I HAVE THE MOST IRRITATING COLOR!!!

[saxitoxin]

Dude if it is wikipedia anyone can edit it.

Hey colt, how did you age 9 years since I was gone? And I'm not talking about puberty, I'm talking about your profile age.

[saxitoxin]

Accused: Nightstrike
Accuser: colton24
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Nightstrike is ruining tournaments and is abusing his tournament head's powers

I need more information.

[colton24]

viewtopic.php?f=89&t=110782&start=0

NS's pm in post

[saxitoxin]

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=110782&start=0

NS's pm in post

This is a 12 page thread! Poor ol' Saxi doesn't have that kind of time to read a 12 page thread. Ol' Saxi's attention span has been loosy-goosey enough lately that he can barely stay in-character during game chat anymore. How on Earth is he going to digest a 12 page thread?!

The complaint is dismissed without prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

[Serbia]

This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

EXCUSE ME, but you are being ignored due to your choice to use a naming convention that has not been approved by the group leader of the T&A Usergroup. I have previously detailed this in another thread vis a vis the name Serbia.

WHAAAA!! MY BEER TASTES LIKE WATER!!!

Links or it didn't happen.

[Falkomagno]

Accused: 22 unknow bums, members of CC
Accuser: Falkomagno
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Those bums have traumatized enormously the mind of our beloved Snorri, after been wrongly elected as the Least respected poster in Monkey Business forum. I demand a exemplary condemn to those infamous acts of sabotage

[saxitoxin]

Accused: 22 unknow bums, members of CC
Accuser: Falkomagno
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Those bums have traumatized enormously the mind of our beloved Snorri, after been wrongly elected as the Least respected poster in Monkey Business forum. I demand a exemplary condemn to those infamous acts of sabotage

I have reviewed the complaint.

IF the Alternate Dispute Resolution forum opened itself up to complaints from Belgians we'd be here all day; they have no shortage of things to complain about.*

It's time Belgians learned to play with the cards life dealt them. The complaint is dismissed without prejudice.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

* Though not the beer. Belgian beer is Saxi's third favorite, after Czech and, of course, German. Much better than the watered down swill he gets here in Ameriker, anyway.

[Serbia]

British beer is by far superior to the rubbish you named. You're pretty much failing on all fronts saxitonic.