My theory on dice. (""ł(^.^)ł"")

[army of nobunaga]

I think its tied up to the game clock. Meaning it would explain the streaks especially on runs across the board. Also, it would be the easiest way to program into a game + would be a reason to keep "randomizing code" that a game runs on so secret.
When I attack and Its going bad, I try to get out of rhythm. When Im going through stuff like paper I try to stay in rhythm. I try to, but alas I have no rhythm.

[skeletonboy]

it uses [url]random.org[/url] which is tied into something in the atmosphere?

[natty dread]

Static noise aka. background radiation.

But, I've noticed this rhythm too.

Usually, it goes like: +2 roll, +2 roll, +/- roll, -2 roll, pause. +2 roll, +/- roll, +/- roll, -2 roll, pause. That's if you keep in rhythm. Sometimes, if you forget the pause, you get stuck on the -2 streak. That's why every time I throw a -2 roll I scroll up and click refresh map. This creates a sufficient delay, and usually when I roll again after this I get back on the +2 streak.

When it comes to auto-assault, it's literally a crap shoot. It usually goes either really well or really badly. I only use it if I have a shitload of troops and don't mind losing a few dozen...

[happy2seeyou]

This little guy is cute (""ł(^.^)ł"")

[nikola_milicki]

all I got to say is that Im tired of defense 1s rolling like THREE OR FOUR 6S IN A ROW!!! or combos like 6,6,5,6,5, Im tired of throwing 15 dice to kill a 1, Ive heard too many ppl complain about this shit, it is ridiculous, every day I see this!
Funny thing is I have never ever seen three/four 2s or 3s or 4s not even 5s but 6s almost on every day basis, seriously wtf?!

[Yoda Skywalker]

I think it's some bullshit power trip by the poeple controlling the site. They cheated every step of the way to get to where they are and/or their parents did and possibly instilled those values into them, they don't understand or apreciate how much fun and fullfilling it is to play a game like this... I was playing the board game Risk with a group of people and one of the players was great at the game, and I was the second best player playing, however I had more "game (coolness)" this then guy did. Well, I figured out that one of the players was intentionally playing bad and stupid in order to help me out and I called her on it right there in front of everyone, there was like 5 or 6 of us there and I vowed to never play with that person again. There's a time and a place for eveything.

I didn't make a big scene out of it and I made the "vow" the following day. But it was lame as hell because I like playing the game and I like playing other players and getting thier best game w/o any bullshit involved.

[Johnny Rockets]

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Your Welcome.

Johnny Rockets

[skeletonboy]

You forgot to suggest the dice analyser

[Ace Rimmer]

Your Welcome.

Johnny Rockets

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[army of nobunaga]

Your Welcome.

Johnny Rockets

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Your forgetting that I'm serious! Its a timing thing! People that are great dancers make great players. But I value you're opinion.

[Army of GOD]

I don't get it.

Now, I'm no computer science major (I'm taking my first and probably last class in programming right now), but couldn't lack just code his own, short little random-izing program?

[natty dread]

couldn't lack just code his own, short little random-izing program?

Computer algorithms cannot produce real randomness. That is why random.org picks their random numbers from static frequencies.

[Army of GOD]

couldn't lack just code his own, short little random-izing program?

Computer algorithms cannot produce real randomness. That is why random.org picks their random numbers from static frequencies.

Then how about this. Every time someone on Conquer Club needs to roll, I get a text, and then I roll actual dice, and then send the results in to the website.


Though, I'll do it for no less than $100,000, under the table.

[Deathwind]

I think its tied up to the game clock. Meaning it would explain the streaks especially on runs across the board. Also, it would be the easiest way to program into a game + would be a reason to keep "randomizing code" that a game runs on so secret.
When I attack and Its going bad, I try to get out of rhythm. When Im going through stuff like paper I try to stay in rhythm. I try to, but alas I have no rhythm.

Good lord. Your theory on dice sucks just like you do.

[army of nobunaga]

whatever buddy, come off those 1vs1's and join a few of my pending games? No? Thought not.

[Deathwind]

I would except that I'm not able to get into non-speed games due to the fact that I can't get on every day. Why don't YOU join a few of my speeds.

[army of nobunaga]

Lets be honest man. I am better than I was 3 years ago. I have been really trying. Yesterday was my wifes B-day, we were walking across a pedestrian walk-way from the restaurant and a cab driver thought my wife wasn't going fast enough so he shot ahead 1 foot like he was going to hit her. Now three years ago I would have taken him out of the cab and mishandled him badly. But Im better and I just glared at him and chewed down the anger.
-- I have not flipped anyone off in 2 months.
--I have bought the little mexican kids chicklets so they have money to eat.

But I'll be frank. Im not a good Buddhist. They say I have so much anger and temper because im insecure, and they are probably right.

But to the point, I would reach across and bitchslap you atm... I cant so- Ill do it virtually. What makes you think I will not play you one vs one? Look at my points on Feudal, Isnt it even in the back of your mind that even I could play feudal 1vs1 all day and have a higher win percentage than I do? And I never said I was a great player, I think I'm just average.
I will play anyone anywhere... because at the end of the day, Its just a game and Im insecure

When we play YOUR in for a surprise because my rhythm will be on to some pinkfloyd, and YOU'RE lucks gonna sux. You made me hijack my own thread, prepare to dies.

[Deathwind]

Are you for real dude? WOW!

Btw it's YOU'RE

[natty dread]

When we play YOUR in for a surprise because my rhythm will be on to some pinkfloyd, and YOU'RE lucks gonna sux.

double fail.

[army of nobunaga]

Your wrong, my grammer es flawless.

[BigBallinStalin]

Your Welcome.

Johnny Rockets

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Your forgetting that I'm serious! Its a timing thing! People that are great dancers make great players. But I value you're opinion.

You're wrong. It's more about bowel movement patterns in the toilet bowel and the last time you had a bowel movement.

The longer the time from whence you shat, the more likely you're dice will suck--IT'S TRUE! I SWEAR!

But keep in mind of the color, shape, and the position of your feces in the toilet. DO NOT drop toilet paper on it without giving it a good stare beforehand. A lucky day of dice is created by a prodigious amount of droppings; however, if the color is off, then it's no good. If the color is normal, then you'll be the king. Peanuts and corn bits are never a good sign, but one must also factor in color and smell as well. It may just balance out, and the dice rolls will be normal.

6 small turds is also a good sign, but one giant long one is never good. If you force out 6 small turds via sphincter contractions, then you've cheated, and the Gods of Feces will surely punish you.

What else... oh positioning. If your turd disappears within the pipe, that's no good. If they float, that's bad luck unless of course they'll have a fiercely strong smell, then it's actually good. If the turds are generally curling clockwise, that's good. Counter-clockwise is of course bad, and if the curl is too difficult to determine to tell, then shit again.

Hope that helps. Happy Bowel Movements.

[Mr Changsha]

I think it's some bullshit power trip by the poeple controlling the site. They cheated every step of the way to get to where they are and/or their parents did and possibly instilled those values into them, they don't understand or apreciate how much fun and fullfilling it is to play a game like this... I was playing the board game Risk with a group of people and one of the players was great at the game, and I was the second best player playing, however I had more "game (coolness)" this then guy did. Well, I figured out that one of the players was intentionally playing bad and stupid in order to help me out and I called her on it right there in front of everyone, there was like 5 or 6 of us there and I vowed to never play with that person again. There's a time and a place for eveything.

I didn't make a big scene out of it and I made the "vow" the following day. But it was lame as hell because I like playing the game and I like playing other players and getting thier best game w/o any bullshit involved.

This is absolutely my favourite post of 2010. I don't know why exactly, but I've already read it three times and it actually gets better with each and every read. I think it is possibly due to how absolutely pointless and irrelevent it is. Yet it also has the whiff of an attempt to actually be on-topic. Odd. Or maybe it is that the many elements involved... dodgy dice, power tripping admins, how said admins were brought up, girl helps him win at Risk so he humiliates her... seem to not connect together at all and yet in a way they do. I've read it five times now...it speaks to me somehow. I can't help but think the writer masturbates to an unusually great extent and does so in public places, like under his desk in maths or by rubbing himself against his pew in church. Are his palms hairy? Almost certainly. His eyesight poor? Without question. Does he have a foot fetish? I can but think he does. His mind is disordered, probably from the excessive masturbating (for as we all know once a week is prudish, once a day is fine and once an hour makes you mad, bad, blind, chafed and hell-bound) yet there is light between bouts. I predict the chap actually masturbated twice during the very writing of this piece...probably between the point about Lack's upbringing and the story about the saucy minx who patronised his play.

Oh and BigballinStalin, you forgot that Indian Stomach = 666!

[jammyjames]

I think that possibly for one week, we run the site off of a different dice machine, just to see the difference between random.org and one that 'isn't random'. It would be interesting to see.

[BigBallinStalin]

I think that possibly for one week, we run the site off of a different dice machine, just to see the difference between random.org and one that 'isn't random'. It would be interesting to see.

Just give lackattack your credit card information to get the ball rolling.

[Yoda Skywalker]

I think it's some bullshit power trip by the poeple controlling the site. They cheated every step of the way to get to where they are and/or their parents did and possibly instilled those values into them, they don't understand or apreciate how much fun and fullfilling it is to play a game like this... I was playing the board game Risk with a group of people and one of the players was great at the game, and I was the second best player playing, however I had more "game (coolness)" this then guy did. Well, I figured out that one of the players was intentionally playing bad and stupid in order to help me out and I called her on it right there in front of everyone, there was like 5 or 6 of us there and I vowed to never play with that person again. There's a time and a place for eveything.

I didn't make a big scene out of it and I made the "vow" the following day. But it was lame as hell because I like playing the game and I like playing other players and getting thier best game w/o any bullshit involved.

This is absolutely my favourite post of 2010. I don't know why exactly, but I've already read it three times and it actually gets better with each and every read. I think it is possibly due to how absolutely pointless and irrelevent it is. Yet it also has the whiff of an attempt to actually be on-topic. Odd. Or maybe it is that the many elements involved... dodgy dice, power tripping admins, how said admins were brought up, girl helps him win at Risk so he humiliates her... seem to not connect together at all and yet in a way they do. I've read it five times now...it speaks to me somehow. I can't help but think the writer masturbates to an unusually great extent and does so in public places, like under his desk in maths or by rubbing himself against his pew in church. Are his palms hairy? Almost certainly. His eyesight poor? Without question. Does he have a foot fetish? I can but think he does. His mind is disordered, probably from the excessive masturbating (for as we all know once a week is prudish, once a day is fine and once an hour makes you mad, bad, blind, chafed and hell-bound) yet there is light between bouts. I predict the chap actually masturbated twice during the very writing of this piece...probably between the point about Lack's upbringing and the story about the saucy minx who patronised his play.

Oh and BigballinStalin, you forgot that Indian Stomach = 666!

Glad my point resonated like it did at the very least subconsciencly. You got it. I was in a postion to use my higher ground/leverage/game as an advantage to beat an aponant that was better than me (at Risk) and I was purturbed and offended that a deuchebag would assume I would want to do that under these circumstances and defeat the whole purpose of playing the game in the first place. In other words I was telling a story that illustated I was being objective in my conclusion that you're all a bunch of stupid fuckin dipshits. So, you restorted to attacking the person making the argument rather than the issue.

As far as humiliating the girl. f*ck her. I didn't make a scene I merely pointed it out in front of everyone so she'd knock it the f*ck off. You don't think the guy that was a better player than I was whom I had really been looking forward to playing a straight game with didn't notice what the hell she was doing? You don't think he didn't know why and feel like a total dick? I've been in that guy's position as well a few times in life (not playing Risk) and what made it all the more worse was that no one ever did what I had done.