Too funny.Incandenza wrote:In national news tonight, computer geeks across the country were felled by epileptic fits. It seems that these people, predominantly young, male, and single, were all members of an online games site called Conquer Club. The source of the epilepsy is as yet unknown, but a source inside the investigation has told this reporter that the paramedics that rushed the stricken geeks to the hospital noticed that all their computer screens were displaying an online forum thread about alleged avatar theft.
Conquer Club is wholly owned by a shadowy Canadian oligarch known only by the name 'Lackattack'. His office declined to comment, and when we attempted to interview Mr. Lackattack in person, we were chased off by mustachioed belligerents and what appeared to be a curious monkey.
Now, sports.