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List of bumper stickers

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There are some good bumper stickers out there! If you have a good one list it here.



" SAVE GAS..... Fart in a Jar "


" WORK HARDER.... Millions On Welfare Depend On You "


" I'm Not Tailgating.... I'm Drafting"


" If You Can Read This... Get Off My A$$ "


" Keep Honking ... I'm Reloading "
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It went something like this...
Image Two in Binary
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I like the one that said if u can read this your to close!
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Here's a few more:

"I'm sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

"Beware."

"Social Engineering Specialist, because there is no patch for human stupidity."

"Powered by Infinite Improbability Drive."

"If you can't work the turn signal, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the vehicle"

"FNORD."
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Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
get off my ass
you crazy nut!!!

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Or my gamer beat your honor students ass!!
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On my truck....

HONK TO SEE FINGER
CRIMINALS PREFER UNARMED VICTIMS

On one of my bikes...

I'D RATHER HAVE A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER ON A HONDA

I actually own 4 hondas...but it's a funny sticker!
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Post by MrConfigT »

FNORD

tis been a while for that one

where'd that comefrom again?
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The best one I ever saw was a little cartoon image of a screw... just large enough to cover the [heart] on those stickers that say "I [heart] my Shetland Pony"

"I [heart] my Rodesian Ridgeback"

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"I [screw] my Golden Retriever"

I bought a whole pack of them... and I've only gotten a chance to use one because nobody ever really buys those bumper stickers anymore... :roll:
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My brother and I made those screw stickirs on the computer just for that. For some reason I don't see many any more. my fav is " CAN'T SLEEP....clowns will eat me....CAN'T SLEEP...clowns will eat me...can't sleep clowns will eat me.......
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Post by wicked »

Check out bumperart.com ... I have some from there.

One of my fave's...

"Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies."
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wicked wrote:
"Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies."


OMG that was TOO funny! I will have to check out that website you listed!

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yesh it was great, and i made those cookies myself ^.^
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Post by FarmerGirl »

its not a bumper sticker but it reminded me of a joke


one day a lady was driving in her car and she stopped at red light when the light turned green the car in front of her didnt move so she started yelling and dropping the f bomb all that good stuff well a police man driving by saw this so he stopped and had her get out of the vehicle and had her give him all her information he then ended up bringing her to the police station finally when it was over he let her go home but before she left she asked him why he went through so much trouble and he said that he saw that on the back of her car she had a religious fish deal and a bumper sticker that said mother of a honor student so he just assummed that since she was behaving so badly the car must have been stolen
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Post by Kernal_Kronic »

My father had one on his car that said:

"Give me hugs, not drugs"
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Post by vtmarik »

MrConfigT wrote:FNORD

tis been a while for that one

where'd that comefrom again?


Why Discordia of course!

http://www.poee.org/documents/unknown/Fnord.htm
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Post by CelticMoe »

my favorite will always be 'If going to church makes you christian, does going into the garage make you a car?'

and next to that one will always be 'The Goddess loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk'
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"If it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!"

[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"

"Jesus is coming, look busy"

"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves, but Gretsky gets the puck! He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"

"Born right the first time"

"If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"
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Post by CelticMoe »

vtmarik wrote:"If it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!"

[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"

"Jesus is coming, look busy"

"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves, but Gretsky gets the puck! He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"

"Born right the first time"

"If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"


I love the Scottish one.. The Gretsky one and the born again two belly buttons lol
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Post by HighBorn »

love the d@d refference!!!
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HighBorn wrote:love the d&d refference!!!


Just looking out for ya buddy. :D
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Post by pikmin »

saw this on the back of a semi

"How am i driving?if you dont like the way im driving then you can kiss my A$$."
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Unless your a hemroid, get off my a$$
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pikmin.. u leave that kitty alone!!! im calling the speca!!!..lmao :wink:
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Post by HighBorn »

My fav...

Id rather be pedaling!!
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Post by elebdae »

There are always the ones saying "My other car is [really cool car]"
But the best I've seen is on a Canadian air force base a sticker saying "My other car is an F-18" :lol:
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