Conquerclub Haikus

[GiggleInDeath]

No, it doesn't.

Hmm, it does where I come from... Perhaps the lesson is that haikus location-specific...

Rocket.

Perhaps. But perhaps I'm correct.

[Falkomagno]

hey, can you people
Just try, at least one try?
to write a Haiku?

[GiggleInDeath]

hey, can you people
Just try, at least one try?
to write a Haiku?

5, 6, 5. Wrong!

Okay, I will try,
This is about right, I think,
Yep: five, seven, five.

[Rocketry]

hey, can you people
Just try, at least one try?
to write a Haiku?

i stood on a snail
it went crunch under my foot
and made me feel big

Rocket.

[GiggleInDeath]

I stood on a cat,
He cried, oh he cried loudly,
It was called Rocket.

[Falkomagno]

And now the next step
When write a Haiku is done
Is to write beauty

[GiggleInDeath]

To write about this,
A beauty that is so fine
One, I, must focus.

[natty dread]

Let's re-i-te-rate:
syl-la-bles are based on the
pro-noun-ci-a-tion.


It's not ve-ry hard
to un-der-stand if you try
like these e-xam-ples.

[Foxglove]

Lions and tigers
and multis - Oh my! Scarlet
is no wicked witch.

[natty dread]

Multies getting banned
just another CC day
cheating does not pay.

[Rocketry]

please don't let this thread
run off the edge of the page
because it is good

[natty dread]

wow, I am amazed.
you had the right number of
syllables, congrats!

[AAFitz]

This is so cheesy
I am going to write a
line with way more than the expected five syllables.

A CC rebel
not confined by any rules
Army IS his name!

[natty dread]

you are talking but
all I hear is blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

[GiggleInDeath]

blah blah blah, blah blah
blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah,
see what I did thar?

[AndyDufresne]

scores, points, come and go
icestorms bending, breaking boughs
here's to warm weather.


--Andy

[Rocketry]

I just discovered
the meaning of life, it is...
... out of syllables!

Rocket.

[natty dread]

Meaning of life is
hard to compress to haikus
what a bummer, eh.

[Jennybh]

Some say the meaning
Of all life is forty-two.
I'm not so sure though.

[Rocketry]

douglas adams just
chose forty-two at random
or so I believe

[natty dread]

forty-two is the
answer to the question of
what's six times seven.

[AndyDufresne]

Hm, long time no see
Dear topic, where have you been?
Clouds on a stark sky.


--Andy

[Rocketry]

have a skeleton?
need a suitable closet?
just call O&H!

Rocket.

[Rocketry]

O&H: We've been
keeping the cat in the bag
for its own safety

I love these things!
Rocket.

[Jennybh]

I find if you get
into the rhythm of these
it is very fun.