The saga of tdans and alex951

by **Johnny Rockets** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:17 pm

Repeatedness got invented at McGill in 1844.
And again in 1845,46.....47.....

Johnny Rockets
Inventor of "Sup'ish" in 1968
(At McGill, of course....)

by **jammyjames** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:28 pm

i know the sex of alex951

have fun harrassing THEM to find out

by **jammyjames** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:30 pm

and anyone noticed how much StevenB seems to love the people from THOTA??

:lol:

by **Foxglove** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:47 pm

vodean wrote:its not funny anymore. those last 2 were not funny.

Yes, they were - I laughed.

Happy's was by far the best though!

by **alex951** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:54 pm

the first two were the best :lol:

by **vodean** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:24 pm

alex951 wrote:the first two were the best

exactly. then it got old. sooo... alex... what is your gender?

by **parker4s** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:54 pm

OMG the rhinocerous one made me spew "soda" 8-[

all over my friend at 2 am.... Probably the funniest thing ive seen in a long long while.

by **jefjef** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:21 pm

Jesus. This thread is more fuched up than me.

by **karel** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:56 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:I thought it went like this:

tdans: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
alex951: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
tdans: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
alex951: haha, ok lets go.
alex951: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
tdans: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
alex951: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
alex951: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
alex951: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
tdans: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
alex951: stop, cmon be serious.
tdans: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
tdans: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
alex951: thats it.
tdans: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
tdans: Goddam am I hard now.

-Milk Juggs

by **StephenB** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:58 pm

vodean wrote:its not funny anymore. those last 2 were not funny.

The fact that you are one of those people that brags in real life about their cyber-achievements is why you don't get the joke (or you do get it but dislike it because it's on you).

by **natty dread** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:02 pm

I thought it went like this.

Click image to enlarge.

by **mgconstruction** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:16 pm

Funniest shit I read all day :lol:

by **samuelc812** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:15 pm

This has nothing to do with ConquerClub, Moved on over to Monkey Business.

Be careful what you guys are posting too, as you're on the borderline

~Sam

by **john9blue** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:33 pm

Dammit alex identify yourself!

by **NinjaArmy** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:36 pm

this..... this is sexy and funny at the same time.... AWESOME!

by **john9blue** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:41 pm

Boxxy's the best part.

by **alex951** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:12 pm

natty_dread wrote:I thought it went like this.

Click image to enlarge.

by **ronsizzle** on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:38 am

hahaha3hahaha wrote:OK if we cannot agree on what sex he/she is, then we have to declare he/she as a shemale.

that is precisely the action that should be taken.

by **Army of GOD** on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:46 am

alex951 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:I thought it went like this.

Click image to enlarge.

Wow tdans. It's called a razor, they're not expensive.

by **vodean** on Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:11 am

Army of GOD wrote:
alex951 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:I thought it went like this.

Click image to enlarge.

Wow tdans. It's called a razor, they're not expensive.

lol. then maybe the princess will come back.

by **parker4s** on Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:29 pm

:26:21 ‹Juan_Bottom› THIS WHOLE TIME YOU HAvE BEEN A GIRL?
02/01/2010 20:26:23 ‹safariguy5› slow
02/01/2010 20:26:30 ‹alex951› duh
02/01/2010 20:26:36 ‹alex951› lol loser

I SAW IT IN LIVE CHAT! I SAW IT! :shock: