the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

i think thats what he is refering to

Tomato tomato.

That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.

well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it up

This sentence =/= logical statement.

You assume target's heard of logic.

no i have herd and speak it just never got around to writing it

[targetman377]

In other news, apparently my water bottle was pressurized and just sprung a leak. It just now started making weird hissing noises and drops of water started coming out from under the cap all on it's own. I am moving my laptop AWAY FROM THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLE. (Confused as hell right now...)

hahahha this is the best post EVER i can picture it RIGHT NOW this post gets my seal of approval!!!

[targetman377]

You're more like a sports bra.

ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.

Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

Who the hell came up with that idea?!? (Readies assault rifle)

Probably a girl who actually played sports or a guy who married an athlete who complained about it.

thats understandable WOMEN CAN COMPLAIN

disclaimer: sorry ladies but you can

[targetman377]

In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up

Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?

You mean there's something in between she doesn't know I exist and getting her into bed?

oh brother what are we going to do?

[targetman377]

I think we're ripe for an autoload refreshment. **Leaves a banana for him to find.**


--Andy

finds it DAM its old and rotten

[targetman377]

Tragic story today.

A couple days ago, I thought I would finally be able to get my "Hat Trick" today. For those that are uninitiated, my Hat Trick involves having sex with 3 different women on the same day. The way it was going to work out was that a woman I work with was going to stop by my house in the morning and we were going to have a little romp before a 5k we were both going to today. From the 5k, woman #1 was going straight home, and another woman I am having sexual relations with (woman #2) was going to bring me home. Woman #2 was also going to run this 5k, so as long as I stay neutral to both women, no suspicions would be raised. After I do my duty to woman #2, she would go home. I would then travel that evening to Woman #3's house for more goodness.

As it happened, woman #1 didn't go to work last night because of an illness, woman #2 started her period, and I just got a call from #3 that she is sick as well... When the chips fall, they fall hard eh?

This was an alignment of the stars like no other, because #1 lives rather far away, and truth be told, I hadn't had sex with her in about 9 months or more. I was shocked when she asked me for a "favor". #2 has a boyfriend that she lives with, so all illicit activities happen at my house during restricted hours. #3 is a single mom and we only do it when she doesn't have her kids.

There are other women, but they live out of town as well.

u ever said the wrong name?

[Army of GOD]

Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too

[targetman377]

Also, AOG, lovin your new avatar (The Pokemon Ash vs Fatal Error thing). Text boxes are a little difficult to read though, could you post the full sized version or at least give me a link to it?

only you lucar you make my day you really did thanxs

[targetman377]

Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too

i love divide by 0s so funny

[targetman377]

ok goodnight all

[strike wolf]

Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too

You probably weren't hear for the wild Michael Jackson one.

[Lucarilover240]

hey i try to hold it up are you saying i am bad at it

You're more like a sports bra.

ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.

Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

why thank you i did not know now i know

And knowing is half the battle!

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!

[Lucarilover240]

Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too

Cool, thanks.

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

[autoload]

I'm out.

[2dimes]

There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.

[Army of GOD]

There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.

He's with the Jone-is brothers

[strike wolf]

Backlog complete.

when did it start?

[strike wolf]

There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.

I think he was having virus problems again...

[targetman377]

fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........

[strike wolf]

fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........

I was under the impression that you were a mime.

[strike wolf]

It's time for strike's football game of the week.

This week's football game is the SEC Championship.

Final score: Bama 32-Florida 13 as the Tide roll and shut out Florida's offense in the second half to make it to the National title to play the 13-0 Texas Longhorns. meanwhile the 12-1 Florida Gators will go on to play the 13-0 Cincy Bearcats in the Sugar Bowl.

On a side not Cincinatti Bengals beat the Lions 23-13, Falcons lose big to Philly 34-7 and the Vikings suffer only their second loss of the season as Arizona beats them 30-17.

The Wolf has Spoken.

[strike wolf]

On a side note, I wonder what Silence of the Lambs would have been like if Hannibal Lecter had the elegance of someone from a Van Damme movie. Say instead of...

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

it was...

"I ate your pal dickface"

[AndyDufresne]

**Eats a banana, skips the fava beans.**


--Andy

[targetman377]

fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........

I was under the impression that you were a mime.