the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[AndyDufresne]

**Hands autoload two banana bunches**


--Andy

[autoload]

Tragic story today.

A couple days ago, I thought I would finally be able to get my "Hat Trick" today. For those that are uninitiated, my Hat Trick involves having sex with 3 different women on the same day. The way it was going to work out was that a woman I work with was going to stop by my house in the morning and we were going to have a little romp before a 5k we were both going to today. From the 5k, woman #1 was going straight home, and another woman I am having sexual relations with (woman #2) was going to bring me home. Woman #2 was also going to run this 5k, so as long as I stay neutral to both women, no suspicions would be raised. After I do my duty to woman #2, she would go home. I would then travel that evening to Woman #3's house for more goodness.

As it happened, woman #1 didn't go to work last night because of an illness, woman #2 started her period, and I just got a call from #3 that she is sick as well... When the chips fall, they fall hard eh?

This was an alignment of the stars like no other, because #1 lives rather far away, and truth be told, I hadn't had sex with her in about 9 months or more. I was shocked when she asked me for a "favor". #2 has a boyfriend that she lives with, so all illicit activities happen at my house during restricted hours. #3 is a single mom and we only do it when she doesn't have her kids.

There are other women, but they live out of town as well.

[autoload]

Speaking of 5k's, this morning was about 24 defrees F, and I ran a 20:09. When I got home, I ran 6.4 more miles with woman #2's dog for a grand total of 9.5 miles today.

[AndyDufresne]

Speaking of 5k's, this morning was about 24 defrees F, and I ran a 20:09. When I got home, I ran 6.4 more miles with woman #2's dog for a grand total of 9.5 miles today.

Did you at least get lucky with the dog? **Leaves a banana on a table**


--Andy

[diddle]

I suddenly have an urge to observe Autoloads penis.

[autoload]

Speaking of 5k's, this morning was about 24 defrees F, and I ran a 20:09. When I got home, I ran 6.4 more miles with woman #2's dog for a grand total of 9.5 miles today.

Did you at least get lucky with the dog? **Leaves a banana on a table**


--Andy

Alas! no... It was a male dog and things would have been... difficult.

[autoload]

I suddenly have an urge to observe Autoloads penis.

It has it's ups and downs...

*rimshot*

[Army of GOD]

I propose a thread name change. "Sex talk"

[Lucarilover240]

Elaborate?

Brunette, green eyes, about 5'7", sexy good sense of humor.

I like it. Especially the brunette part.

Yes I find brunettes very attractive.

Y'see, I'm not partial to either blonde, brunette, red head or anything, it all depends on whether or not it looks good. It could be green, but if she looks good, then im all for it.

Believe it or not, this is pretty much how I think.

[Lucarilover240]

Speaking of 5k's, this morning was about 24 defrees F, and I ran a 20:09. When I got home, I ran 6.4 more miles with woman #2's dog for a grand total of 9.5 miles today.

Did you at least get lucky with the dog? **Leaves a banana on a table**


--Andy

Dude... That ain't right... Even by MY standards....

[Lucarilover240]

Speaking of 5k's, this morning was about 24 defrees F, and I ran a 20:09. When I got home, I ran 6.4 more miles with woman #2's dog for a grand total of 9.5 miles today.

Did you at least get lucky with the dog? **Leaves a banana on a table**


--Andy

Alas! no... It was a male dog and things would have been... difficult.

You probably would have tried to give it anal even if it was a female.

[Lucarilover240]

Also, AOG, lovin your new avatar (The Pokemon Ash vs Fatal Error thing). Text boxes are a little difficult to read though, could you post the full sized version or at least give me a link to it?

[autoload]

I'm out.

[AndyDufresne]

**Eats a banana to cleanse his body and mind**


--Andy

[targetman377]

i am so fucken tired its 2:06 am here and i did i am still awake i just was woking on 2 essays for a test about 3 pages lone each took me from 10:15 to aobut 2 dam thats a long time

I hope your essays are a little more grammatically fit than that

dont know i was tierd and did not reread them so we can only hope

[targetman377]

It's all about the networking. I've been a registered user on this site for 3 years now! I'm sure when you get to that point you'll have people falling over themselve to buy premium. That said this place used to be a much more closely knit society in my first years.

i have been here 2 years coming up on 3 and no one would buy me premo

Has it been that long. Also I want the Achmed ring tone for Christmas "I...KEEL YOU!"

Dunham isn't that funny

yes yes he is

[targetman377]

is your name achmed?

*View last post*

i did not know you had NO SOUL??

[targetman377]

No, it's Frank

right over your head

you mean you throw the explosives?

yes yes you do or plant them and set them off remotly

Wait till the guys back home here about this.

oh f*ck now i did it now that cant just blow incent people up once now they can do it muli times

[targetman377]

It's all about the networking. I've been a registered user on this site for 3 years now! I'm sure when you get to that point you'll have people falling over themselve to buy premium. That said this place used to be a much more closely knit society in my first years.

i have been here 2 years coming up on 3 and no one would buy me premo

Has it been that long. Also I want the Achmed ring tone for Christmas "I...KEEL YOU!"

I can just imagine it now while working when it rings.

i would not be to upset if that happened most the people that come in to target i could say that too

case and point

i put ALL there stuff in plastic, person talking on phone, me say total, person look up and say I WANT PAPER. me f*ck YOU

me acdently scan an item twice. I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER SEEN PEOPLE REACT SO FAST ITS LIKE THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you scaned that twice , me REALLY no shit sherlock

telling me the clearnace price YES IT WILL RING UP ON SALE!!!!!!


i could go on all day i just dont want to bore you

[targetman377]

........ Uhh... What?

sorry correction

wow you beat the sudoku thats waht i meant

I went through a sudoku phase in high school. I still play it occassionally and can still whip those puzzles every time.

then why did you leave earth to go to mars on human teconology? well why wast a year of your life?

I had orders to take a few things out from space spread out over a coourse of about 11 months all between Earth and Mars so it made the most sense.

yet you could of done it in one our useing _______*top secret*?

[targetman377]

This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.

hey i try to hold it up are you saying i am bad at it

You're more like a sports bra.

ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.

Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

why thank you i did not know now i know

[targetman377]

In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up

Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

really!!!!! she like you??? asked her???? tell me like OMG


no all joking aside

is this girl nice? and does she like you too?

[targetman377]

so i will go home to work and my cumputer is still not fixed you will know when my cumputer gets fixed cause you will notice less spelling mistakes. so yeah most likly will not be cheeking this alot over the weekend only if i get time you know what i mean right?

Target if you and your girlfriend have a romantic weekend planned you can tell us.

DAM I WISH i am soooooooo board without MY GF I MISS HER SOOO MUCH and i am working this sucks DAM

[targetman377]

i have been here 2 years coming up on 3 and no one would buy me premo

Has it been that long. Also I want the Achmed ring tone for Christmas "I...KEEL YOU!"

Dunham isn't that funny

Blasfemur.

thank you

[targetman377]

You mean rocky mountain oysters?

i think thats what he is refering to

Tomato tomato.

That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.

well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it up

This sentence =/= logical statement.

??? when do any of my statements make sence