the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[autoload]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

I miss days all the time. The reason I was upset about this morning was that I had something scheduled and she backed out on me. This left me no time to line up a backup piece of ass.

[autoload]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

[autoload]

This thread is Huge.

diddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post gets my "Golden Seal of Approval"!

[2dimes]

The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

[2dimes]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

I'm the priest, auto is the alter boy.

[autoload]

The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

At first I thought this was a true story.

[autoload]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

I'm the priest, auto is the alter boy.

I didn't want to give it away so easily...

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

[2dimes]

But we're close to moving up to Priest : Bishop.

[autoload]

Pope : Cardinal?

[strike wolf]

There was more activity going on elsewhere but I can't reveal details.

Keep your pants to yourself. **Leaves out a banana bunch for autoload**


--Andy

You're the one with a dirty mind.

[strike wolf]

Of cousre I'm a secret assassin why do you think I brag so much about something where I actually didn't assassinate the guy?

oh i c that makes sences

My 6th and 7th sences to be exact.

[strike wolf]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

Yeah but auto decided to not get married so it probably seems like he's much younger.

[strike wolf]

This thread is Huge.

We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...

[strike wolf]

Well, played the multiplayer for COD:MW for a little while and HOLY CRAP. Either I am truly awesome, or everyone else sucks. It is truly sad when a lvl 1 can beat the score of two lvl 36 lieutenants after joining in the last 2 minutes of the game. I jumped right to the top of the scoreboard in all my games. At level 8, I had already shot down my first helicopter with only an MG. The only person I have met who has stood a chance against me so far was a lvl 46 in the 2nd level of prestige. I jumped from level 1 to lvl 9 in less than 20 minutes. Seriously, just wow.

BTW, yes, I can camp on the bus, yay.

this is the first Modern Warfare and you are facing people who are less than level 50? Yeah...

Also apparently I'm better than I originally thought at MW2 as the last 4 times I'e played. I've dominated.

Well, with the release of MW2, several people probably went back and got the original, just to see what it was like.

In which case they are probably less experienced than you are at the game.

[strike wolf]

Of cousre I'm a secret assassin why do you think I brag so much about something where I actually didn't assassinate the guy?

oh i c that makes sences

Your sentence, however, does not.

That's what Yoda said.

[strike wolf]

Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

A decade older at your age? That's like if I was 5 and you were 4...

[strike wolf]

The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

When the bitch don't take the hint ya got to really show her.

[Army of GOD]

Nobody pays me in gum

[Quirk]

Andy made it...that's why the monkey's the villian.

ohh ok wow andy your rich can i bum a franklyn oh wait we had one in here he posted pic now he's not

I've been busy doing stuff you guys wouldn't be interested in. No new pics to post. No new tales to tell {Love & Rockets}. The little guy is doing well. He started clapping last week . My mother is still too sick for guests so we are headed over to my brother's house in Atlanta. We'll be back tomorrow night. Hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving.

[xelabale]

This is a really long thread

[Quirk]

[AndyDufresne]

This is a really long thread

I feel like someone should discipline him. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

One more post for the road
Thanksgiving means pilgrims dancing the Charleston
Everyone knows that

[AndyDufresne]

Look at those buckles fly. **Eats a banana**


--Andy