the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Would you prefer we wake you up with the water bucket or gun fire?

:-k:-k well the water is cold and the gun fire is load i just dont know SUPRISE ME!!!!

Nah for target only the loudest most dangerous thing imaginable...you gets the tactical nuke.

oh boy thats what i was just dreaming about!!!! yeah!!!! cant wait how close?????

You'll find out in the morning. Lets just say I'll be disappointed if there's anything more than radioactive ash left.

oh boy no more bed i love wakeing up like that!!! rember i am aka nuclear squril they dont call me that cause i die in a nuclear blast I LIVE AND ADD YEARS ON TO MY LIFE WOOT WOOT!!!!

[targetman377]

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ooO Ooo

honest army GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!

[strike wolf]

If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

Cotton Eyed Joe stole my lady...the police say it's because he's got a cooler name than I do.

but i hear he only wheres leather?

That wouldd explain it too. she used to be into whips and such. Just like yours.

[strike wolf]

when were you in???

Ha.

C'est quoi elle a parlé (?)

hey i speak english! (not good but hey)

I believe he said "Is that what she said?"

oh thanks

*insert sarcastic response here.*

[Lucarilover240]

Hey all.

I'm not sure what all I have told you about my stepmother in here. Basically, she was more of a mother to me than my natural mother. Raised me from the age of 9. Anyways, she has been battling lung cancer for the last 3 years. Never smoked a cigarette, no drinking, clean church living... This morning she passed away at 10am. Her suffering escalated dramatically earlier this year, with labored breathing and constant coughing. In fact, one time she broke 3 ribs from coughing so much. Cancer spread past her lungs into the ribs.

She was only 53 years old and will be sorely missed. Everytime I run a race and I feel the pain of my breathing or the burning legs, I will think of what she had to live with these last few years and realize that my pain I am feeling that moment is NOTHING compared to what she had to endure just to live another second. I hereby dedicate all my remaining important races in her honor.

I will be taking a short leave of absence from here. I expect no sympathy or other kinds of attention from you all. I like everyone here, even Jimbo, and will be back to my old self soon enough. Take care of the fort guys.

You have my condolences regardless, auto.

[jonesthecurl]

The fort will be adequately guarded by wolf, cobra, elephant and blue furry thing, not to netion a few humans. And maybe Jimbo.

[strike wolf]

The fort will be adequately guarded by wolf, cobra, elephant and blue furry thing, not to netion a few humans. And maybe Jimbo.

I thought we agreedthat jimbo would have janitorial duties.

[AndyDufresne]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

[targetman377]

If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

Cotton Eyed Joe stole my lady...the police say it's because he's got a cooler name than I do.

but i hear he only wheres leather?

That wouldd explain it too. she used to be into whips and such. Just like yours.

honest

[targetman377]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

ANDY CAN YOU SAY ADICT??

[targetman377]

The fort will be adequately guarded by wolf, cobra, elephant and blue furry thing, not to netion a few humans. And maybe Jimbo.

I thought we agreedthat jimbo would have janitorial duties.

no hes the bum right outside who screams into our fort carzy stuff from time to time

[Army of GOD]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

ANDY CAN YOU SAY ADICT??

BB. Bananolics Banonymous.

[muy_thaiguy]

The fort will be adequately guarded by wolf, cobra, elephant and blue furry thing, not to netion a few humans. And maybe Jimbo.

I thought we agreedthat jimbo would have janitorial duties.

I get sentry!

And sorry to hear that auto. Truly.

On a somewhat more postive note, rented CoDMW 2 and Assassin's Creed 2. Both are freakishly addicting and fun.

[strike wolf]

If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

Cotton Eyed Joe stole my lady...the police say it's because he's got a cooler name than I do.

but i hear he only wheres leather?

That wouldd explain it too. she used to be into whips and such. Just like yours.

honest

Wow...I didn't expect you to confirm that.

[strike wolf]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

ANDY CAN YOU SAY ADICT??

Andy's a monkey. His normal diet consists of 200% banana.

[strike wolf]

The fort will be adequately guarded by wolf, cobra, elephant and blue furry thing, not to netion a few humans. And maybe Jimbo.

I thought we agreedthat jimbo would have janitorial duties.

no hes the bum right outside who screams into our fort carzy stuff from time to time

Oh right he's the guy who tries to make it look unattractive to people who would try to hold this thread in bad regard.

[strike wolf]

The fort will be adequately guarded by wolf, cobra, elephant and blue furry thing, not to netion a few humans. And maybe Jimbo.

I thought we agreedthat jimbo would have janitorial duties.

I get sentry!

And sorry to hear that auto. Truly.

On a somewhat more postive note, rented CoDMW 2 and Assassin's Creed 2. Both are freakishly addicting and fun.

I just beasted someone on COD multiplayer. we were playing to 7500 on teams and I got 70 kills to their teams combined total of 35. Only problem...after all that effort my teammate stole the game winning kill. Actually he got 3 of the last 7 kills once I started slacking off a bit (decided I was more entertained blowing things up). Probably the worst thing for the other team? I'm not even that good at COD.

[targetman377]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

ANDY CAN YOU SAY ADICT??

BB. Bananolics Banonymous.

i signed him up for it already

[targetman377]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

ANDY CAN YOU SAY ADICT??

Andy's a monkey. His normal diet consists of 200% banana.

well he should still stop

[targetman377]

I thought we agreedthat jimbo would have janitorial duties.

I get sentry!

And sorry to hear that auto. Truly.

On a somewhat more postive note, rented CoDMW 2 and Assassin's Creed 2. Both are freakishly addicting and fun.

I just beasted someone on COD multiplayer. we were playing to 7500 on teams and I got 70 kills to their teams combined total of 35. Only problem...after all that effort my teammate stole the game winning kill. Actually he got 3 of the last 7 kills once I started slacking off a bit (decided I was more entertained blowing things up). Probably the worst thing for the other team? I'm not even that good at COD.

i got cod modern warfare for the WII ITS AWSOME SO MUCH BETTER THAN X BOX AND PLAYSTATION yes i know its not the new one but still its alot more fun this way!!!

[strike wolf]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

ANDY CAN YOU SAY ADICT??

BB. Bananolics Banonymous.

i signed him up for it already

I signed him for a new religion. banantology.

[strike wolf]

**Eats a banana in his monkey-treehouse.**


--Andy

ANDY CAN YOU SAY ADICT??

Andy's a monkey. His normal diet consists of 200% banana.

well he should still stop

if he stops he'd have to change to artifically created food to meet his diet needs and whe all know how horribly those taste.

[strike wolf]

I thought we agreedthat jimbo would have janitorial duties.

I get sentry!

And sorry to hear that auto. Truly.

On a somewhat more postive note, rented CoDMW 2 and Assassin's Creed 2. Both are freakishly addicting and fun.

I just beasted someone on COD multiplayer. we were playing to 7500 on teams and I got 70 kills to their teams combined total of 35. Only problem...after all that effort my teammate stole the game winning kill. Actually he got 3 of the last 7 kills once I started slacking off a bit (decided I was more entertained blowing things up). Probably the worst thing for the other team? I'm not even that good at COD.

i got cod modern warfare for the WII ITS AWSOME SO MUCH BETTER THAN X BOX AND PLAYSTATION yes i know its not the new one but still its alot more fun this way!!!

Once you get used to them I bet shooting games are really fun on the Wii.

[Army of GOD]

Wii shooters are worse than toaster shooters.

Though, I've been addicted to playing Mario Kart on my friends Wii.

I own at that game

[AndyDufresne]

if he stops he'd have to change to artifically created food to meet his diet needs and whe all know how horribly those taste.

Right, who wants to eat a banana flavored biscuit chip? Not I, not I. I'll stick to the real thing. **Eats a banana**


--Andy