Game 1860289 2008-06-06 15:03:15 - HannibalSmith: does anyone remember my derranged pre-match post via ESPN 8: The Ocho?
2008-06-06 15:04:00 - HannibalSmith: well i was so honored to have played such a great game with such incredible opponents that i felt the need to honor the fallen
2008-06-06 15:04:57 - HannibalSmith: so ladies and gents: coming soon to an off-Broadway near u -- "Spamerloo! The Musical"
2008-06-06 15:05:59 - HannibalSmith: - or - "Please Stop the Battle: I Want to Get Off!"
2008-06-06 15:11:26 - HannibalSmith: Starring:
2008-06-06 15:14:55 - HannibalSmith: Humanist as Field Marshall Arthur Wellesley aka "The Duke"
2008-06-06 15:17:24 - HannibalSmith: Razzafrat as Prince Frederik of the Netherlands aka "The Orange Prince"
2008-06-06 15:20:55 - HannibalSmith: Benjikat is Dead as Lt. Colonel James Macdonnell aka "The Coldstream Guardian and Keeper of the Gum Hill Gates" aka "The Green Machine"
2008-06-06 15:22:05 - HannibalSmith: It.Pie as Sgt. James Graham
2008-06-06 15:25:16 - HannibalSmith: TheWreckless1 as Gebhard Leberecht von Blutcher aka "Marshal Forwards!" aka "Wreck"
2008-06-06 15:27:36 - HannibalSmith: Katholish as Sir Thomas Picton aka "The Doomed One"
2008-06-06 15:38:30 - HannibalSmith: Greenoaks as Jean-Baptiste Drouet, Comte d'Erlon
2008-06-06 15:38:45 - HannibalSmith: -and-
2008-06-06 15:40:51 - HannibalSmith: Bald Adonis as Napoleon Bonaparte aka "L'Empereur"
2008-06-06 15:41:09 - HannibalSmith: -featuring-
2008-06-06 15:43:51 - HannibalSmith: HannibalSmith as Michel Ney, Marshal of the Empire
2008-06-06 15:45:20 - HannibalSmith: HannibalSmith as Honore Charles Reille, Marshal of the Empire
2008-06-06 15:51:14 - HannibalSmith: HannibalSmith as Georges Mouton, Comte de Lobau, Marshal of the Empire
2008-06-06 15:52:05 - HannibalSmith: aka "The Three Treacherous Swine de Spameloo"
2008-06-06 15:53:26 - HannibalSmith: ACT ONE
2008-06-06 15:53:33 - HannibalSmith: Scene One
2008-06-06 15:58:39 - HannibalSmith: (The End of Napolean is Nigh. His tired armies march to prevent the gathering of the Sixth Coalition that has already been partly assembled. Unbenknownst to the Allies, The Prussians have other plans in mind...
2008-06-06 15:59:10 - HannibalSmith: ...Unbenknownst to Napolean Three of his Most Trusted Marshals have othe plans as well...)
2008-06-06 16:02:22 - HannibalSmith: *Enter Picton and von Blutcher -- Napolean and Wellington lurk slightly unseen in opposite corners of the stage*
2008-06-06 16:03:14 - HannibalSmith: Picton: Such a love-ly place for-a bat-ttttttle!
2008-06-06 16:03:41 - HannibalSmith: von Blutcher: Such a love-ly place for-a waaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:04:45 - HannibalSmith: Picton: To-wards the-French let's do bat-tttttle!
2008-06-06 16:07:05 - HannibalSmith: von Blutcher: Yes, behind your back i shall do waaaaaaaarrrrr! The Brits and French shall both perish! To war I say, to waaaaaaaarrrr!
2008-06-06 16:08:18 - HannibalSmith: Picton: Such a love-ly place to diiiiiiii-eeeeee!
2008-06-06 16:08:40 - HannibalSmith: von Blutcher: Such a love-ly place to waaaaarrrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:09:13 - HannibalSmith: Wellington: What's this treachery that a-bound-eth?
2008-06-06 16:11:00 - HannibalSmith: Napolean: Sacrebleu! Those crazy Prussians!
2008-06-06 16:11:35 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:12:31 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaa-rrr! To waaaaa-rrr! To waaaaa-rrrr!
2008-06-06 16:13:27 - HannibalSmith: All: To Spameloo! To Spamel-oooo! To Waaaaa-rrrr!
2008-06-06 16:14:02 - HannibalSmith: Picton: Sac Le Bleu!
2008-06-06 16:14:08 - HannibalSmith: (Picton Dies)
2008-06-06 16:16:11 - HannibalSmith: Scene Two
2008-06-06 16:19:09 - HannibalSmith: (It is the West Side of the Sunken Road. The Orange Prince and Three Treacherous Swine Frolic in the Daisies for they have No Knowledge of what has Transpired in The East )
2008-06-06 16:20:21 - HannibalSmith: The Orange Prince: I wond-er what-has be-fallen my breth-ren in the East
2008-06-06 16:20:39 - HannibalSmith: Ney: We cannot see!
2008-06-06 16:20:58 - HannibalSmith: Reille: We cannot hear!
2008-06-06 16:21:46 - HannibalSmith: Lobau: Nor can you -- see our treach-ery!
2008-06-06 16:22:23 - HannibalSmith: 3 Swine: Cuz the West Siiii---iiide Rides! West Siii-iide!
2008-06-06 16:22:40 - HannibalSmith: Orange Prince: What? I beg your pardon?
2008-06-06 16:22:55 - HannibalSmith: Ney: I said we cannot see!
2008-06-06 16:23:08 - HannibalSmith: Reille: I said we cannot hear!
2008-06-06 16:23:36 - HannibalSmith: Lobau: The East Siii-dee! The East Sii-iide!
2008-06-06 16:24:30 - HannibalSmith: Orange Prince: Hey why do I sing with you three fools? We ain't even on the--"
2008-06-06 16:24:52 - HannibalSmith: All: Same siii-iiide! Same siiii-iiiide!
2008-06-06 16:26:51 - HannibalSmith: All: When the Knights of Spameloo Ride -- there's no East Side or West Side!
2008-06-06 16:27:01 - HannibalSmith: All: Just ride, baby, ride!
2008-06-06 16:27:53 - HannibalSmith: (The Orange Prince and Three Swine proced to smoke a blunt)
2008-06-06 16:29:10 - HannibalSmith: Scene Three
2008-06-06 16:32:20 - HannibalSmith: (Wellington and Macdonnell sitting under an Elm Tree just outside Mont St Jean are on one unlit half of the stage...
2008-06-06 16:34:34 - HannibalSmith: Napoleon and d'Erlon from the Relative Safety of a Pub in Deep in the Heart of Plancenoit are on the Other Unlit portion of the Stage)
2008-06-06 16:35:39 - HannibalSmith: (A Lone Spotlight Illuminates Wellington and Macdonnell)
2008-06-06 16:36:05 - HannibalSmith: Wellington: Ohain! God-damn that sunk-en laaaane!
2008-06-06 16:37:17 - HannibalSmith: Macdonnell: The Prussians! From the East those shots -- they raa-ng!
2008-06-06 16:37:48 - HannibalSmith: Wellington: Ohain! God-damn that sunk-en laaaane!
2008-06-06 16:38:18 - HannibalSmith: Both: To War! To Spameloo! To Waaaaaa-aaar!
2008-06-06 16:38:35 - HannibalSmith: (Their Spotlight Goes Out)
2008-06-06 16:39:19 - HannibalSmith: (A Lone Spotlight Illuminates Napoleon and D'Erlon)
2008-06-06 16:40:02 - HannibalSmith: Napoleon: Ohain! Mer-de that stupid sunk-en laaane!
2008-06-06 16:41:47 - HannibalSmith: d'Erlon: The Prussians! From the East those shots -- they rang!
2008-06-06 16:43:10 - HannibalSmith: Napoleon: Then let them fight -- it think its plain to seeeeeeee
2008-06-06 16:43:34 - HannibalSmith: Both: To wine! And to French Vic-tor-eeee!
2008-06-06 16:45:52 - HannibalSmith: (ALL Lights Come Up as Wellington and Macdonnell make their way to Napolean and d'Erlon as they embrace. Soon they are joined by all cast members.)
2008-06-06 16:47:25 - HannibalSmith: All: Such-a love-ly place for-a bat-tle, Such-a love-ly place for-a war!
2008-06-06 16:48:07 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:49:31 - HannibalSmith: All: West Siii-iide! East Sii-iide!
2008-06-06 16:50:05 - HannibalSmith: All: When the West Side Rides -- the East Side Rides
2008-06-06 16:50:20 - HannibalSmith: All: When every-body rides then every-body dies
2008-06-06 16:50:33 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:51:00 - HannibalSmith: All: Ohain! God-damn that sunk-en laaaane!
2008-06-06 16:51:16 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:51:29 - HannibalSmith: All: To waaaaa-rrrrr! To Spameloo! To Waaaaa-rrrrr!
2008-06-06 16:51:47 - HannibalSmith: (Lights Go Out. End of Act One.)
2008-06-06 16:54:01 - HannibalSmith: (Just kidding. Lights Come Back On.)
2008-06-06 16:54:24 - HannibalSmith: All: To Spameloo! To Spamel-oooo! To Waaaaa-rrrr!
2008-06-06 16:54:37 - HannibalSmith: (Lights go out again. For real this time)
2008-06-06 16:57:36 - HannibalSmith: ACT TWO (coming soon - i need a breather lol)
2008-06-06 17:34:45 - BENJIKAT IS DEAD: lol - very funny indeed! - well played mate
2008-06-07 07:43:21 - HannibalSmith: gg benji
2008-06-07 07:43:25 - HannibalSmith: gg wreck
2008-06-07 07:43:29 - HannibalSmith: gg all
2008-06-07 07:43:55 - HannibalSmith: i will do my best to finish our play later this afternoon if anyone cares =)
2008-06-07 08:27:50 - BENJIKAT IS DEAD: I'll come back and read it!!!

2008-06-08 08:32:56 - HannibalSmith: awww man i screwed it up royally
2008-06-08 08:33:53 - HannibalSmith: i got hougomont and la Haye Sainte mixed up so it completely messes up the roles
2008-06-08 08:34:13 - HannibalSmith: im gonna have to revise it -- maybe drop it in a general forum
2008-06-08 08:34:28 - HannibalSmith: plus the typos are currently hideous
2008-06-11 22:25:09 - BaldAdonis: bravo!
2008-06-11 22:25:18 - BaldAdonis: my favourite was "West Siii-iide!"