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Robinette wrote:yeah... check out the Raiderettes...

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The only way these women could be more dangerous is if they had a credit card.
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AAFitz wrote:
Robinette wrote:yeah... check out the Raiderettes...

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The only way these women could be more dangerous is if they had a credit card.



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Sackett58 wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Robinette wrote:yeah... check out the Raiderettes...

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The only way these women could be more dangerous is if they had a credit card.



ROFL


:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats brilliant.
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AAFitz wrote:
Robinette wrote:yeah... check out the Raiderettes...

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The only way these women could be more dangerous is if they had a credit card.


:lol:


So this is likely the Hottest and Sexiest pic ever posted here...
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Robinette wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Robinette wrote:yeah... check out the Raiderettes...

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The only way these women could be more dangerous is if they had a credit card.


:lol:


So this is likely the Hottest and Sexiest pic ever posted here...
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is that you then?
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Beautiful Goddess Coco Gives Tips on How to Keep a Man
It may seem a little old fashioned but here are some pointers that you can do to cater to your man:

Make him a cold drink
Cook him his favorite food
Give him a body rub
Dress in his favorite outfit or item
Draw him a bath
Watch all his favorite shows for a night
Play video games with him
And finally, kiss or lick his feet. Hehe- LOL. - very optional :shock:
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Well, I cook better than "my woman" (or most people). Though an occasional tommies on toast for breakfast in bed is appreciated.
And, girls, you DON'T want to be giving my feet that sort of attention. Believe me.
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How to Get Sexy Celebrity Feet

Whether partying in shimmery silver high heels or shopping in jeans and tees wearing Balenciaga sandals, Celebs always have sexy, pampered tootsies. Here are step by step directions on how you too can get hot, sexy, celebrity feet.

Step 1
Start taking Biotin immediately, for strong, healthy nails.

Step 2
Remove callouses and smooth your feet using a Diamancel foot file.
Biotin and a good file will help you get sexy, celebrity feet easily.

Step 3
Ready to step up your game? Clip toenails with a clipper straight across the top for a squared off sexy toenail. Moisturize nightly, pedicure frequently. To get sexy, celebrity feet, your feet must always look soft, supple and sensual.

Step 4
Time to glam up the toes. If you want to be conservative then paint your toenails red. Men love it. It looks good with everything and you can adjust your red according to season.

Step 5
You are now ready to take your foot care to the next level. If you want to go a little wilder consider different colors under those peep-toe pumps; neons, plums, blues...

Step 6
Package your feet in gorgeous strappy platforms, silvery slippers and jet black high heels. You don't have to wear Stuart Weitzman's 2 million dollar jewel encrusted sandals to have a polished look.

Step 7
Remember you are the star, your feet are the accents. If you opt to wear toe rings, ankle bracelets or other foot jewelry keep it low key.

Step 8
Be confident and stride with attitude. Confidence is key to sexy, celebrity feet.

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Robinette wrote:How to Get Sexy Celebrity Feet

Whether partying in shimmery silver high heels or shopping in jeans and tees wearing Balenciaga sandals, Celebs always have sexy, pampered tootsies. Here are step by step directions on how you too can get hot, sexy, celebrity feet.

Step 1
Start taking Biotin immediately, for strong, healthy nails.

Step 2
Remove callouses and smooth your feet using a Diamancel foot file.
Biotin and a good file will help you get sexy, celebrity feet easily.

Step 3
Ready to step up your game? Clip toenails with a clipper straight across the top for a squared off sexy toenail. Moisturize nightly, pedicure frequently. To get sexy, celebrity feet, your feet must always look soft, supple and sensual.

Step 4
Time to glam up the toes. If you want to be conservative then paint your toenails red. Men love it. It looks good with everything and you can adjust your red according to season.

Step 5
You are now ready to take your foot care to the next level. If you want to go a little wilder consider different colors under those peep-toe pumps; neons, plums, blues...

Step 6
Package your feet in gorgeous strappy platforms, silvery slippers and jet black high heels. You don't have to wear Stuart Weitzman's 2 million dollar jewel encrusted sandals to have a polished look.

Step 7
Remember you are the star, your feet are the accents. If you opt to wear toe rings, ankle bracelets or other foot jewelry keep it low key.

Step 8
Be confident and stride with attitude. Confidence is key to sexy, celebrity feet.

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^^^^^^^^^^
CoCo’s breasts look like that because:

1) Her plastic surgeon also dabbles in pottery;

2) The milk in that CoCo has gone bad;

3) What do you mean? They’re as God intended, just like her ass;

4) The indentations make them easier to hold onto in case of drowning emergency;

5) I don’t know, but I’m suddenly hungry for monster-sized potatoes;

6) None of the above. They look like that because __________.
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enough paintings of an enhanced Coco...lol

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Robinette wrote:^^^^^^^^^^
CoCo’s breasts look like that because:

1) Her plastic surgeon also dabbles in pottery;

2) The milk in that CoCo has gone bad;

3) What do you mean? They’re as God intended, just like her ass;

4) The indentations make them easier to hold onto in case of drowning emergency;

5) I don’t know, but I’m suddenly hungry for monster-sized potatoes;

6) None of the above. They look like that because __________.



6. Because the God's had nothing better to do.
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Kiss my feet if you like - but no tongues after!
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nice camel toe ;)
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Nice one Mega :D
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You sir, have one of the top three avatars on this site.
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do u guys everfind that non porn can be better than actual pron?

its liek ive seeen so fucknig much that girls "nealry naked" balah bah blah u get the point
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pmchugh wrote:do u guys everfind that non porn can be better than actual pron?

its liek ive seeen so fucknig much that girls "nealry naked" balah bah blah u get the point

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