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Make it a treasure hunt. Give us clues and links. This could be fun! :D
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you need to email me those pics so I can make a more informed opinion
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It was 4chan last night. I have no idea what to do after 404? Looks like some anons wanted archive though...!
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I know that it's better if she knows, but no doubt she'll find out it's from me. So how do I want to fit in is the question?
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BTW, I think I've found a (1) pic of an ex on 4chan, and I did not tell her. Then again, I'm ok with not getting back together with her.

Juan_Bottom wrote:It was 4chan last night. I have no idea what to do after 404? Looks like some anons wanted archive though...!
/b/
I know that it's better if she knows, but no doubt she'll find out it's from me. So how do I want to fit in is the question?


Did it 404 before you saved them? Because that's the important part lol. If she's going to find out it's from, and you're really wanting her to know, then I might straight up tell her. But if she finds out you told the friend because you wanted to reduce the shock, she might appreciate that. As long as the friend doesn't tell everyone he or she knows.
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Neoteny wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:My neighbors are all dying elderly...

I would tell anyone I knew if I found this... it's just especially personal now. A hard and personal call... I don't want to make the wrong one and look like a stalker or anything. It was random.
I always wonder if she did make an account here to watch me...she coulda already voted.

And Gabon, they are perma-ban pics... I am sharing what I can...


That's what pms are for...


O yer, exactly what they are for....
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There is an archive for 4chan stuff. I won't link it, for obvious reasons, but it can be easily googled. Also, there are other places that end up with pictures from 4chan.
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Neoteny wrote:
Did it 404 before you saved them? Because that's the important part lol. If she's going to find out it's from, and you're really wanting her to know, then I might straight up tell her. But if she finds out you told the friend because you wanted to reduce the shock, she might appreciate that. As long as the friend doesn't tell everyone he or she knows.

See what I'm saying? I do still care about her... I don't want to look bad, but I don't want to look like I'm interfering, or stalking, or madly in love with...
IDK, just don't want this to be bad for me...
I don't know 100% if I trust her friends. That's a tough one... but I think I trust her best friend enough.

I told our friend that she could save it, but I didn't. I changed my mind but it was 404'd. I can still obtain the pic(s) from our friend though. It's not archived either(yet?). How long would that even take? I wouldn't know what else to search. OC is hard to come by though right? So it will prolly come back... besides half of you prolly saved it yourselves already. Pervs.

I just don't know. :/
Will feel good though to bust this guy.
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lol I usually get on briefly in the morning to see if there are any funny gifs. Then I check /b/ to see if anything interesting popped up. I'm usually out in 10 minutes. The last thread archived is from a week ago. Apparently they have to be submitted and then accepted. So maybe a week?

Too bad you missed out on the save. It will likely come back at some point, but probably not in full.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:I told our friend that she could save it, but I didn't.


"Our friend" like the ex's too? Make her tell. Let her take the hit for interweb searches.
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It's time for you to engage into some heavy live action role playing with her photos. You can start by taking a stroll up to FedEx/Kinko's® and blowing up life size cardboard images of her®. Then organize a play using those as the stage medium and costumes. Be sure to have uber-amounts of Neosporin® on deck because things could get a little carried away and there is bound to be paper cuts. May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks Juan®, all the best.
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Tell the friend, for sure. Explain what 4chan is, if she doesn't know, though. I doubt she'd buy the "I just happened to find them" thing. That sucks though, if someone I cared for was going out with a /b/tard I'd be concerned for them.
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Neoteny wrote:The last thread archived is from a week ago. Apparently they have to be submitted and then accepted. So maybe a week?

Duder in the thread said it was submitted... don't seem to be any threads like that acceppted though. And doesn't that imply that these threads are still floating around somewhere?

Neoteny wrote:lol I usually get on briefly in the morning to see if there are any funny gifs.

See now I know that you're lying because there is never anything funny there.

Neoteny wrote:Too bad you missed out on the save. It will likely come back at some point, but probably not in full.

Well, it's not like I missed it... I just chose to take the higher ground. Damned love or whatever. Besides, friend has it to back up my claims... if a description isn't enough.
I'm certain it will be back. OC though so it'll take a while before I would randomly bump into it.
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"Our friend" like the ex's too? Make her tell. Let her take the hit for interweb searches.

She's a coward and would lie to stay out of it. Most non-confrontational person ever. That's why she hangs out on the internets.

Neoteny wrote:BTW, I think I've found a (1) pic of an ex on 4chan, and I did not tell her. Then again, I'm ok with not getting back together with her.

Frickin' alarming ain't it? BTW I think you just gave away what kind of girls you date? Mine is not a whore though, just lied to....


King_Herpes wrote:It's time for you to engage into some heavy live action role playing with her photos. You can start by taking a stroll up to FedEx/Kinko's® and blowing up life size cardboard images of her®. Then organize a play using those as the stage medium and costumes. Be sure to have uber-amounts of Neosporin® on deck because things could get a little carried away and there is bound to be paper cuts. May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks Juan®, all the best.

lol?
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lmao?

Frigidus wrote:Tell the friend, for sure. Explain what 4chan is, if she doesn't know, though. I doubt she'd buy the "I just happened to find them" thing. That sucks though, if someone I cared for was going out with a /b/tard I'd be concerned for them.

The best friend ain't that type of girl. I really don't think she will know what it is, though she just might. I was thinking about that too. I might look stupid saying "someone I know bumped into it randomly and told me to tell you."
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jonesthecurl wrote:" I know this might make me look stoopid, but I gotta tell you anyway."

Stop being right probably!
This here is me freaking out.
Too bad I can't just show her this thread.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:
Neoteny wrote:lol I usually get on briefly in the morning to see if there are any funny gifs.

See now I know that you're lying because there is never anything funny there.


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Juan_Bottom wrote:
Neoteny wrote:BTW, I think I've found a (1) pic of an ex on 4chan, and I did not tell her. Then again, I'm ok with not getting back together with her.

Frickin' alarming ain't it? BTW I think you just gave away what kind of girls you date? Mine is not a whore though, just lied to....


Not really alarming. It was a brief surprise where I was like, "no... that's not... holy shit it is," for a moment, then I chuckled at the odds, seeing as I haven't had an enormous number of serious girlfriends (2 to be exact). I haven't found any pictures of the less serious ones, ironically. But my ex wasn't nude, and it was just one picture (so far), so I can't say you have me beat on the whore front...

Juan_Bottom wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:" I know this might make me look stoopid, but I gotta tell you anyway."

Stop being right probably!
This here is me freaking out.
Too bad I can't just show her this thread.


Well, you probably could, and hope she can see your good intentions through the blazing fire of embarrassment.
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hwhrhett wrote:step 1: go to hotmail and start a new email account using new boyfriends name
step 2: use this email account to email copies of the pictures to her parents


This would work...
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D seems like a good option. letting her best friend try to sort it out.
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Option E sounds very promising and should definitely be set in motion.

A is easy, but if you think you can pull it off so you don't seem like you're being resentful or something D could work. However, this also appears to be one of the rare times when the formula "Idea + ??? = Profit!" could actually work.

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What the hell is 4chan? Can I look this site up at work?
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angola wrote:What the hell is 4chan? Can I look this site up at work?


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I had to learn too. It's a giant imageboard site. /b/ is where everyone 12 goes.
And I would never ever recommend looking it up at work.... but you can, they are usually just thumbnails....

And why do you want to know??? Leave her alone!
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Juan_Bottom wrote:
angola wrote:What the hell is 4chan? Can I look this site up at work?


.org
I had to learn too. It's a giant imageboard site. /b/ is where everyone 12 goes.
And I would never ever recommend looking it up at work.... but you can, they are usually just thumbnails....

And why do you want to know??? Leave her alone!


I'll find her. I'm sure it is under Ms. Juan_bottom.

Maybe my ex-wife is on there. She was a real bitch.
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Odds are like 10,000 to 1.
You're better off searching an imageboard specifically for that kind of thing. Chan is more like the breeze... it goes where it goes.
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/b/ is a wonderful place. I promise you won't find any fat chicks, or gay porn, or child porn, or scat porn, or corpse sex or anything like that on it, really!
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Srsly, nude pix plz.
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Take the photos and run them through photoshop. Add yourself into the pictures in interesting positions and re-post them.
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