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Miracles in the Koran

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In the Holy Koran, the word for 'land' in Arabic - Al-bar- is used exactly 13 times. The word for 'sea' - Al-bahar - is used exactly 32 times.

Add these and you get 45.
13/45 = 28.9
32/45 = 71.1

This is the exact ration of land to sea on planet earth. Look it up.

It is a miracle and I for one will be submitting to the will of Allah very shortly. Only a fool is blinded to the truth.
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Yeh but is it a thumping good read, I like plenty of prossies , a leper or two and maybe a talking serpent.
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ARE WE USING FRACTALS TO DETERMINE THE EXACT LENGTH OF COAST?

HOW MANY TIMES IS THE WORLD LAND USED?
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Juan_Bottom wrote:ARE WE USING FRACTALS TO DETERMINE THE EXACT LENGTH OF COAST?

HOW MANY TIMES IS THE WORLD LAND USED?


OMG LOL I JUST SAID "WORLD" BUT I MENT TO SAY "WORD" HAHA THAT IS TOO FUNNY.
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Yes but the Koran also says that the average life expectancy of humans is decreasing as time goes on...
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heavycola wrote:In the Holy Koran, the word for 'land' in Arabic - Al-bar- is used exactly 13 times. The word for 'sea' - Al-bahar - is used exactly 32 times.

Add these and you get 45.
13/45 = 28.9
32/45 = 71.1

This is the exact ration of land to sea on planet earth. Look it up.

It is a miracle and I for one will be submitting to the will of Allah very shortly. Only a fool is blinded to the truth.

I'm not looking this up (because even if it's true it's irrelevant and I don't care) but what difference does it make if this is the case? Did the Koran claim that there was a correlation? If not this can only be recognized as a coincidence.

Once again, this is presuming that what you're saying is true which is quite a presumption to make given that you haven't backed up any of your claims.

P.S. If God favors Muslims why has Israel won all of the wars, including the first several wars where the odds of Israel winning were astronomical?
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GabonX wrote:P.S. If God favors Muslims why has Israel won all of the wars, including the first several wars where the odds of Israel winning were astronomical?

They had the better God?
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heavycola wrote:In the Holy Koran, the word for 'land' in Arabic - Al-bar- is used exactly 13 times. The word for 'sea' - Al-bahar - is used exactly 32 times.

Add these and you get 45.
13/45 = 28.9
32/45 = 71.1

This is the exact ration of land to sea on planet earth. Look it up.

It is a miracle and I for one will be submitting to the will of Allah very shortly. Only a fool is blinded to the truth.


Yes... and with enough messing about you could find equally fantastic things in the bible or Harry Potter and the Urethra of Fire. In actually fact the koran was never fully assembled, bits were missing, some of it was eaten by a goat and the whole thing was re-written by the fourth caliph. But if you want to believe its the word of God then great.
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Rustovitch wrote:
heavycola wrote:In the Holy Koran, the word for 'land' in Arabic - Al-bar- is used exactly 13 times. The word for 'sea' - Al-bahar - is used exactly 32 times.

Add these and you get 45.
13/45 = 28.9
32/45 = 71.1

This is the exact ration of land to sea on planet earth. Look it up.

It is a miracle and I for one will be submitting to the will of Allah very shortly. Only a fool is blinded to the truth.


Yes... and with enough messing about you could find equally fantastic things in the bible or Harry Potter and the Urethra of Fire. In actually fact the koran was never fully assembled, bits were missing, some of it was eaten by a goat and the whole thing was re-written by the fourth caliph. But if you want to believe its the word of God then great.



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Rustovitch wrote:
heavycola wrote:In the Holy Koran, the word for 'land' in Arabic - Al-bar- is used exactly 13 times. The word for 'sea' - Al-bahar - is used exactly 32 times.

Add these and you get 45.
13/45 = 28.9
32/45 = 71.1

This is the exact ration of land to sea on planet earth. Look it up.

It is a miracle and I for one will be submitting to the will of Allah very shortly. Only a fool is blinded to the truth.


Yes... and with enough messing about you could find equally fantastic things in the bible or Harry Potter and the Urethra of Fire. In actually fact the koran was never fully assembled, bits were missing, some of it was eaten by a goat and the whole thing was re-written by the fourth caliph. But if you want to believe its the word of God then great.


I think the point being made is that rather similar observations could be made concerning a certain other Holy book :D
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GabonX wrote:
P.S. If God favors Muslims why has Israel won all of the wars, including the first several wars where the odds of Israel winning were astronomical?


If God favors Jews, why did he allow Hitler to exterminate a few million of them?

Pointless point you have here...
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Juan_Bottom wrote:
GabonX wrote:P.S. If God favors Muslims why has Israel won all of the wars, including the first several wars where the odds of Israel winning were astronomical?

They had the better God?

I think they're supposed to worship the same God..The God of Abraham.

What it means, if there is a God, is that God picks favorites.

It's like the Israelis are God's chosen people or something while the Muslims are not ;)

The other possibility is that the Israelis are smarter, stronger, and generally more capable...
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Allow me to finish your thought:
GabonX wrote:
The other possibility is that the Israelis are smarter, stronger, and generally more capable...

...of getting the white mans aid.
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GabonX wrote:The other possibility is that the Israelis are smarter, stronger, and generally more capable...


Making my flow chart now:
Americans over Germans
Germans over Jews
Jews over Arabs

Got it.
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Wow don't know if I should lol or be offended....
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istanbul39 wrote:
GabonX wrote:The other possibility is that the Israelis are smarter, stronger, and generally more capable...


Making my flow chart now:
Americans over Germans
Germans over Jews
Jews over Arabs

Got it.



Where do the Welsh fit in that picture?
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9/10 people don't know where Welshland is.
Thus they must!, Be at the bottom!

BTW, it's "Whale" not "Welsh." Someone from Wales is a Whale.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:9/10 people don't know where Welshland is.
Thus they must!, Be at the bottom!

BTW, it's "Whale" not "Welsh." Someone from Wales is a Whale.


Perhaps you're right, I wouldn't know, I never went to school.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
Perhaps you're right, I wouldn't know, I never went to school.

Is that a fish Joke? Cauze both types of Whales are Mammels. Mostly.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Perhaps you're right, I wouldn't know, I never went to school.

Is that a fish Joke? Cauze both types of Whales are Mammels. Mostly.


Blow it out your airhole.
(P.S. "School" is the correct collective noun for whales too)
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istanbul39 wrote:
GabonX wrote:The other possibility is that the Israelis are smarter, stronger, and generally more capable...


Making my flow chart now:
Americans over Germans
Germans over Jews
Jews over Arabs

Got it.

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I hate to break it to you but the Germans didn't exactly come out 'ahead' when they took on the Jews.

Virtually every group which has tried to taken Judaism has failed..most of them no longer exist.

The Egyptians, the Romans, the Germans, the Bolsheviks etc....they have all failed as societies...
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GabonX wrote:
istanbul39 wrote:
GabonX wrote:The other possibility is that the Israelis are smarter, stronger, and generally more capable...


Making my flow chart now:
Americans over Germans
Germans over Jews
Jews over Arabs

Got it.

[url][/url]
I hate to break it to you but the Germans didn't exactly come out 'ahead' when they took on the Jews.

Virtually every group which has tried to taken Judaism has failed..most of them no longer exist.

The Egyptians, the Romans, the Germans, the Bolsheviks etc....they have all failed as societies...


:roll:
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GabonX wrote:
istanbul39 wrote:
GabonX wrote:The other possibility is that the Israelis are smarter, stronger, and generally more capable...


Making my flow chart now:
Americans over Germans
Germans over Jews
Jews over Arabs

Got it.

I hate to break it to you but the Germans didn't exactly come out 'ahead' when they took on the Jews.

Virtually every group which has tried to taken Judaism has failed..most of them no longer exist.

The Egyptians, the Romans, the Germans, the Bolsheviks etc....they have all failed as societies...


They didn't fail because they went after Jews...
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Germany is a failed society??? And Egypt no longer exists??
Wow, a lot must have happened there since I last traveled to Frankfurt in July.
And I work in Alexandria several times a year too. Hadn't noticed that Egypt has sunk into the Sea but I will sure look for this when I am there next month.
How did I miss all this in the news????
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By the way, I will be making a new flowchart soon that will include Zionist whacko....
Thanks for your input.
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