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AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:30 am
...when you reach 11,000 posts (plus various amounts more in Off Topics).11,000 post --Andy
InsomniaRed
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by InsomniaRed » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:36 am
Congrats, I'm sure CC is proud to have taken over your life
Though, what would CC be without our favorite monkey. right?
bananas!!
I will always love you Nick, Forever.
I will always love you Nick, Forever.
Lucarilover240
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by Lucarilover240 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:36 pm
You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you see a commercial for the Voltswagon CC, and This site is the first thing that pops into your mind.
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owenshooter
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by owenshooter » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:46 am
you email your CC buddies the saturday NY TIMES Crossword Puzzle due to one clue:"Territory East of Ukraine on a Risk Board" even the times is catching on!!-0
Thorthoth , "Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
ask me2
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by ask me2 » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:38 pm
this thread is really funny!
Georgerx7di
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by Georgerx7di » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:31 pm
When your at work and somebody mentions something (can't remember what it was), and you think, "surely that couldn't have been before 2006, this high school has only been around since then". Then you realize that the school has been open since the 70's, and its actually CC that you are thinking of. When its 11:30 and your rummaging through C&A because your tired of the other forums, instead of going to sleep.
King_Herpes
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by King_Herpes » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:16 am
When you ejaculate and your product is in the shape of two c's.
Sorry about your little butt ✪ Dumb fucking e-lambs the lot of you
owenshooter
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by owenshooter » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:02 am
when you start telling people in real life, "sorry about your little butt."...-0
Thorthoth , "Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:01 am
...when you relate/equate real life occurrences to World Domination. "Houston Texans and their goal line struggle vs Arizona Cardinals? They Auto-Assaulted and failed." --Andy
owenator
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by owenator » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:14 pm
when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?
owenshooter
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by owenshooter » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:37 pm
owenator wrote: when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?
when you enjoy bombarding your significant other and shout out GG at the end...-0
Thorthoth , "Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
PLAYER57832
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by PLAYER57832 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:03 pm
When you know, before even reading a post, what someone is going to say on any given topic.
owenator
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by owenator » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:14 pm
owenshooter wrote: owenator wrote: when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?
when you enjoy bombarding your significant other and shout out GG at the end...-0
OR "gl" at the beginning.
the.killing.44
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by the.killing.44 » Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:06 pm
Juan_Bottom
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by Juan_Bottom » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:15 pm
lol
Alriiight people actually get these! My clan just gives me stupid looks. In a forum posts sorta way.
One more then, my fav.
owenshooter
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by owenshooter » Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:52 am
when you troll a thread in the GD like you are robinettes little brother, because they won't allow you to do it within your own clan forum...-0
Thorthoth , "Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
ManBungalow
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by ManBungalow » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:36 pm
Maybe these should have a thread of their own...
Coronaholic
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by Coronaholic » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:58 pm
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KraphtOne
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by KraphtOne » Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:06 pm
When You Get A Question Right On Jeopardy About Australia And Then When People Accuse You Of Having Seen The Episode You Have To Confess That The Only Reason You Know It Is Because There Is An Upper And Lower Set Of Egypt Maps on Conquer Club, And Then Everyone In The Room Calls You A Word That I Can't Say In A Forum...
vodean
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by vodean » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:53 am
when you read all 52 pages of posts I never realisd just how addicted i am. at the same time, who isnt?
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
Calidrmr
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by Calidrmr » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:53 am
when you log in to get your "fix" before work & see this:
[bigimg]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b194/calidrmr/DBC_CC/ConquerClub.png[/bigimg]
have a panic attack & sit clicking the "Check to see if Conquer Club is back online" every 5 seconds...
& then email your clanmates because you can't post in the forum or send them a PM...
<Juan_Bottom>You're like the Barry Bonds of drinking. You don't need the practice you just do it because you like it.
ManBungalow
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by ManBungalow » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:59 pm
When you ccan't type the letter 'CC' without it being followed by a speccificc letter.
JoshyBoy
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by JoshyBoy » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:59 am
You know your obsessed with conquer club when your regulars at the pub keep asking for "CC and coke" and your mind starts screaming Conquer Club.
Cheers, JB
*CC, for those of you that do not know what it is, is a Canadian whisky named "Canadian Club"*
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AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:35 am
...when you start to wonder if there is a coincidence between Canadian Club and Conquer Club, and Lack wandering around in Canada Country... --Andy