1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:02 pm

You wanna know a quick way of getting kicked out of a Walmart?

Walk in with a "UNION ORGANIZER" button.

Megadeth666 · Post by **Megadeth666** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:21 pm

275: Break the Gun case and shoot the manager

neanderpaul14 · Post by **neanderpaul14** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:01 pm

276: Use the toilets that they have on display.......also works well in Home Depot

Lucarilover240 · Post by **Lucarilover240** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:59 pm

277. Rig all the TV's in the electronics section to play Megadeth666's and GENERAL STONEHAM's avatars over and over again.

Burrito · Post by **Burrito** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:42 pm

Give yourself a haircut in the middle of the store.

colton24 · Post by **colton24** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:10 pm

279. Take a shower in the busiest place while screaming,"The manager is actually a man not a woman!"

vexx · Post by **vexx** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:39 pm

Don a red vest and stand at the entry welcoming all customers to K-Mart.

frankiebee · Post by **frankiebee** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:02 pm

280. Burn bibles on the escalators while screaming, Im going to hell, Im going to hell !
OH Shit my shoelace get stuck in the escaltor,,AAARH !!

hahaha3hahaha · Post by **hahaha3hahaha** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:03 am

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drake_259 · Post by **drake_259** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:14 pm

282. lick everyone in the store

wercool · Post by **wercool** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:37 am

283 try to leave