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Postby vtmarik on Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:54 pm

Is it longer than it is wide?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:58 pm

yup.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.
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Postby vtmarik on Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:00 pm

Is it a stun gun/baton?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:01 pm

no.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.
14) It is not a stun gun/baton.
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Postby static_ice on Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:37 pm

Is it a registered weapon? (by the govt.)
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:07 am

i think so.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.
14) It is not a stun gun/baton.
15) It is a registered government weapon.
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Postby Kid_A on Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:19 am

Hitman079 wrote:i think so.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.
14) It is not a stun gun/baton.
15) It is a registered government weapon.


i dont think silly questions like "is it a dildo" or "does it smell like a fart" should be acknowledged. It's like penalizing the people who take the game seriously
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Postby Kayla on Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:30 am

um, why isnt the questions next to the answers?
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:46 am

i think the answers suffice.
roger that, Kid A.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It is not edible.
3) It is not a common household item
4) It is not bigger than a cat.
5) Yes, it was created by humans.
6) It is not electronic.
7)Some are made out of plastic, some not.
8) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
9) It is a sort of weapon.
10) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
11) It is longer than it is wide.
12) It is not a stun gun/baton.
13) It is a registered government weapon.
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Postby Kid_A on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:05 am

well its a weapon and its longer than it is wide. can be plastic. I was going to guess the obvious "knife" but its NOT a common household item. And its a government registered weapon. interesting.
You said that it cant be too specific. So its not like some special deer hunters knife with an 8 inch blade and the wooden grip. its something everyone knows yes?
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:08 am

it is generic, trust me :wink:
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Postby Kid_A on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:11 am

is it a SWISS ARMY KNIFE?
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:12 am

no. (for #7 i'm not really sure if some can be made from plastic)
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It is not edible.
3) It is not a common household item
4) It is not bigger than a cat.
5) Yes, it was created by humans.
6) It is not electronic.
7)Some are made out of plastic, some not.
Most people do not carry them, but some do.
9) It is a sort of weapon.
10) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
11) It is longer than it is wide.
12) It is not a stun gun/baton.
13) It is a registered government weapon.
14) It is not a Swiss army knife.
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:57 am

Is it a sharp object?
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Postby flashleg8 on Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:53 am

Does it have moving parts?
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:27 am

1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It is not edible.
3) It is not a common household item
4) It is not bigger than a cat.
5) Yes, it was created by humans.
6) It is not electronic.
7)Some are made out of plastic, some not.
Most people do not carry them, but some do.
9) It is a sort of weapon.
10) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
11) It is longer than it is wide.
12) It is not a stun gun/baton.
13) It is a registered government weapon.
14) It is not a Swiss army knife.
15) It does not have moving parts.
16) Some maybe sharpish, but most are blunt.
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:54 am

Is it an axe?
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Postby Titanic on Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:09 am

A sledge hammer?
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Postby gavin_sidhu on Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:58 am

is it a bomb.
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Postby static_ice on Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:41 am

is it a bludgeon?
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Postby cenamom on Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:44 am

a parasite or bacterium or virus
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Postby cenamom on Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:45 am

oh wait yeah, that would be organic.
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Postby Fitz69 on Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:08 am

Is it a grenade?
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Postby static_ice on Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:17 am

hopefully one of those is right because we just ran out of questions
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Postby Puff on Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:37 am

is it a sword
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