Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.
[screaming]
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
"Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."
and since I've been telling everyone else I know, let me take this moment to tell you guys to run, don't walk, to your nearest movie rental place and get Mike Judge's new movie Idiocracy.... It's so damn funny I nearly coughed up a lung. It's the story of an average man who accidentally hibernates for 500 years and wakes up to discover that every other human being on the planet is a complete f*cking moron...
THOTA: dingdingdingdingdingdingBOOM
Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
Ah shit, I just can't remember the title, that is if I'm thinking of the right movie. It had someone Reese Witherspoon-ish in it, and she dumped her boyfriend when she got into the finals......
Ah damn...
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!