Conquer Club Confessions

[Hitman079]

well, i saw this topic on another forums and though this might be interesting. i'm sure everyone has an embarassing secret or two, so instead of pouring it out to close friends and family, why not pour out your heart and soul to complete and total strangers?! such examples are if:
You've broken the law
You've looked at nudie pics online
You've secretly wished someone harm
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
You've said something so mean it made someone cry
You've done illegal drugs
You've killed a bug
You've spit in someone's drink
You've sought revenge on someone
You've made a prank phone call
You've turned people against someone
You've illegally downloaded music online
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous
You've told racist / sexist jokes
You've called someone the "c" word
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
You've done the "walk of shame"
You've corrupted a minor
You've divulged someone's dark secret
You've made fun of a retarded person
You've cheated on a test... or a lover
You don't believe in God
You hate kids
You've gotten in a fist fight
You made someone's life hell in school
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before
You've vandalized someone's car or house
You've made fun of a fat person
You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime
You've blamed a fart on someone else
You enjoy setting things on fire
You've been arrested
You've secretly backstabbed a friend
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught
You've harmed yourself to get attention
You have a nemesis
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money
You'll pick evil over stupid any day
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain
You'd rather have world domination than world peace
You enjoy very violent video games
You are disgusted by weak people
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend
You've shot a gun... and liked it
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero

[Hitman079]

i myself have broken the law (vandalism)
shot a gun and liked it..
swore..
killed a bug.
downloaded music illegally..
i think that's it off of the list down there..i'm not gonna look and compare.

[millej11]

You've broken the law
You've looked at nudie pics online
You've secretly wished someone harm
You've done illegal drugs
You've killed a bug
You've sought revenge on someone
You've made a prank phone call
You've turned people against someone
You've illegally downloaded music online
You've told racist / sexist jokes
You've called someone the "c" word
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
You've corrupted a minor
You've made fun of a retarded person
You've cheated on a test
You hate kids
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before
You've vandalized someone's car or house
You've made fun of a fat person
You've blamed a fart on someone else
You enjoy setting things on fire
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
You enjoy very violent video games
You've shot a gun... and liked it
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero

[supercram]

i have a crush on supercram, but i just don't know how to tell him!

[kcoenich]

I have done vandalism too.
Stealed a lot of things, but i´m not a thief, just do it for fun.
I've made fun of a retarded person
I've shot a gun... and loved it
I´ve cheated on my girlfriend.

[Lord Canti]

You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime

Is this really that big of a moral problem? Fooly.. Cooly...

[wicked]

yes

[Lord Canti]

Why? Fooly...Cooly...

[millej11]

I'm gay

[Hitman079]

i'm sexy

[P Gizzle]

too bad i'm not sexy

[Hitman079]

lol..lets hope this doesn't turn into a flame fest

[Lord Canti]

oh, every subject eventually becomes a flame war, so says Murphy's Law.

If killing bugs is something I have to confess, than there is a special level of hell for me.

Ohhhhh, 525,600 spiders, how many can you squash in a years time?

[DIRESTRAITS]

I've broken the law-several times
I've done illegal drugs-well, alchohol counts for me
I've killed a bug-duh
I've told racist / sexist jokes
You've called someone the "c" word-whats that
I've made fun of a retarded person- These are the only 2 I am ashamed of
I've cheated on a test... or a lover
I hate kids-duh!
I've gotten in a fist fight-many times
I enjoy setting things on fire -a lot
I believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye - only way to have justice
I think giving to the homeless is wasting money-If you give it to them in the street
I am disgusted by weak people - very much so
I've shot a gun... and liked it - Is that bad?

[Guiscard]

you've broken the law
You've looked at nudie pics online
You've secretly wished someone harm
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
You've said something so mean it made someone cry
You've done illegal drugs
You've killed a bug
You've spit in someone's drink
You've sought revenge on someone
You've made a prank phone call
You've turned people against someone
You've illegally downloaded music online
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous
You've told racist / sexist jokes
You've called someone the "c" word
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
You've corrupted a minor
You've divulged someone's dark secret
You've cheated on a test... or a lover
You don't believe in God
You've gotten in a fist fight
You made someone's life hell in school
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before
You've made fun of a fat person
You've blamed a fart on someone else
You enjoy setting things on fire
You've been arrested
You enjoy very violent video games
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way

Wow I didn't think it would be that many!

[Kid_A]

im actually a lady but i tell people on CC that im a dude so i wont attract any kind of weird attention

[heavycola]

I shot a man in Reno

[millej11]

I shot a man in Reno

I hope you watched him die. Otherwise it would have been a waste.

[Spuzzell]

Awesome! I'm going to go through the list.

You've broken the law - Yes, loads.. under-age drinking and sex, drugs, traffic offences

You've looked at nudie pics online - Hasn't everyone? Hardly ever, but yes.

You've secretly wished someone harm - Sure.

You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing - Lol hell yeah.

You've said something so mean it made someone cry - Yeah, feel bad about that

You've done illegal drugs - Yup

You've killed a bug - Oh come on. Of course.

You've spit in someone's drink - No! Huzzah! I'm not pure evil!

You've sought revenge on someone - TOTALLY. Heh.

You've made a prank phone call - Nope.

You've turned people against someone - Nope.

You've illegally downloaded music online - Constantly.

You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous - Nope.

You've told racist / sexist jokes - I don't know any other kind.

You've called someone the "c" word - Not in anger.

You've made a promise you knew you were going to break - Yes.

You've done the "walk of shame" - The what now?

You've corrupted a minor - Drink, drugs or sex? Yes to all, actually

You've divulged someone's dark secret - Nope.

You've made fun of a retarded person - No.

You've cheated on a test... or a lover - Test no, lover yes. Only once though.

You don't believe in God - I believe.

You hate kids - Love kids.

You've gotten in a fist fight - Ha so many.

You made someone's life hell in school - Not intentionally

You've shoplifted or stolen from someone - No

You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before - lol make that "the week before"

You've vandalized someone's car or house - No

You've made fun of a fat person - No.

You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime - No.

You've blamed a fart on someone else - Sure.

You enjoy setting things on fire - No.

You've been arrested - No.

You've secretly backstabbed a friend - No.

You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers - Hmm. No.

You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught - TOTALLY.

You've harmed yourself to get attention - Pfft. No.

You have a nemesis - They all lie broken in my wake.

You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye - Yes.

You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal - I don't.

You think giving to the homeless is wasting money - No. Charity = good.

You'll pick evil over stupid any day - Yes.

You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain - I am bothered by others in pain.

You'd rather have world domination than world peace - No.

You enjoy very violent video games - Sometimes.

You are disgusted by weak people - No.

You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way - Probably not.

You rather harm an enemy than help a friend - No.

You've shot a gun... and liked it - Yep.

You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero - Uh. No, probably a hero.

[what,me worry?]

You've broken the law ( i have also been arrested once and handcuffed/detained at least 3 times)
You've looked at nudie pics online( good old 13 years old....)
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing( I just get too drunk sometimes)
You've done illegal drugs ( you name it iv'e probably tried it)
You've killed a bug( misspent youth)
You've sought revenge on someone ( and gotten it! sweet revenge)
You've made a prank phone call( Misspent youth)
You've illegally downloaded music online ( I couldnt find any!!!! Came into it too late....lol)
You've told racist / sexist jokes( all in good fun, never serious)
You've called someone the "c" word ( sure, why the hell not)
You've done the "walk of shame"( its not much of a walk when your roommates share the same room.....)
You've cheated on a test... or a lover( both. the tests i still do, the lover i just felt like sh*t after)
You've gotten in a fist fight ( Too many to count....some people even tried to jump me once.......too bad my friends were right around the corner.)
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before (I used to drink a whole fifth to myself, but I dont anymore.....cant stand blacking out)
You've vandalized someone's car or house( eggs look nice on a house)
You've made fun of a fat person( yep)
You've been arrested( Once, but should have been at least 2 other times..)
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye( In cali, you live and die by those rules)
You enjoy very violent video games( who doesnt)
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way( i need it!)
You've shot a gun... and liked it( In the military)

[Hitman079]

I shot a man in Reno

...just to seem him die

[Hitman079]

You've broken the law
You've looked at nudie pics online
You've secretly wished someone harm
You've said something so mean it made someone cry
You've killed a bug
You've sought revenge on someone
You've made a prank phone call
You've illegally downloaded music online
You've told racist / sexist jokes
You've called someone the "c" word (what is it? i think i have said every swear word known to man anyways)
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
You've done the "walk of shame" what's that?
You've divulged someone's dark secret
You've made fun of a retarded person
You've cheated on a test...
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
You've made fun of a fat person
You've blamed a fart on someone else
You enjoy setting things on fire
You have a nemesis
You believe in an eye for an eye...
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal (TELEMARKETERS ARE STRANGERS TOO)
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money (beer is THEIR form of currency)
You enjoy very violent video games
You are disgusted by weak people
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend (depends on WHAT friend or WHAT enemy)
You've shot a gun... and liked it

[cowshrptrn]

alright, i confess i've called someone a CONQUERCLUBBER!!!! *sob*

[Kid_A]

well, i saw this topic on another forums and though this might be interesting. i'm sure everyone has an embarassing secret or two, so instead of pouring it out to close friends and family, why not pour out your heart and soul to complete and total strangers?! such examples are if:
You've broken the law-WHO HASN'T J-WALKED
You've looked at nudie pics online-OF COURSE
You've secretly wished someone harm-NO
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing-IF YOU MEAN CHEATING THEN NO. IF YOU MEAN A FAT CHICK THAN YES :/
You've said something so mean it made someone cry-YES
You've done illegal drugs-YES
You've killed a bug-YES
You've spit in someone's drink-NO. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
You've sought revenge on someone-CANT REMEMBER A SPECIFIC INCIDENT BUT PROBABLY
You've made a prank phone call-YES
You've turned people against someone-YES
You've illegally downloaded music online-YES
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous-NO
You've told racist / sexist jokes-YES X 1,000
You've called someone the "c" word-NO
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break-YES
You've done the "walk of shame"-YES
You've corrupted a minor-YES
You've divulged someone's dark secret-YES
You've made fun of a retarded person-NEVER. AGAIN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
You've cheated on a test... or a lover-LOVER,NO. TEST, YES(THANK YOU ALLISON DORIO. 8TH GRADE SCIENCE).
You don't believe in God-THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH NOT BELIEVING IN GOD.
You hate kids-LOVE EM. GOING TO BE A ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER.
You've gotten in a fist fight-NO
You made someone's life hell in school-YES. BUT I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY.
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone-NO
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before-YES
You've vandalized someone's car or house-NOT SINCE I WAS TEN
You've made fun of a fat person-YES
You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime-NO
You've blamed a fart on someone else-YES
You enjoy setting things on fire-NO
You've been arrested-NO
You've secretly backstabbed a friend-NO
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers-I DON'T PLACE ALOT OF VALUE ON MY OWN LIFE, BUT IT DEPENDS WHO THE 100,000 WOULD BE.
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught-DEPENDS WHO IT WAS. IF I FELT THEY DESERVED IT THEN THERE WOULD BE NO MORAL DILEMMA. BUT IF THE PERSON WAS GOING TO BE KILLED ANYWAY IT WOULD MATTER WHO IT WAS, ID DO IT.
You've harmed yourself to get attention-NO
You have a nemesis-NO
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye-NO. VIOLENCE SOLVES NOTHING
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal-DEPENDS ON THE LIE. EXAMPLE: "WHAT DO I DO? I'M A DOCTOR. CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK?" THAT'S OK. BUT "NO, THAT'S NOT HERPES." IS NOT OK.
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money-AFTER LIVING IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR 3 YEARS (SF HAS ONE OF THE WORST HOMELESS PROBLEMS IN THE US) WITH A ROOMMATE WHO WAS A CASE WORKER WITH THE HOMELESS, YES I THINK IT'S A WASTE OF $$. BUT I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THEIR SITUATION
You'll pick evil over stupid any day-NO
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain-SEEING OTHERS IN PAIN MAKES ME EXTREMELY SAD
You'd rather have world domination than world peace-NO
You enjoy very violent video games-NO
You are disgusted by weak people-NO. I THINK BEING DISGUSTED BY WEAK PEOPLE IS MORONIC. LIFE IS HARD. VERY HARD FOR SOME.
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way-I'VE FOUND AND RETURNED SEVERAL WALLETS FULL OF CASH. I'D WANT THE SAME DONE FOR ME. YOU'D HAVE TO BE QUITE MORALLY FLAWED TO KEEP SOMEONE ELSES WALLET.
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend-IF I WERE A PSYCHOPATH
You've shot a gun... and liked it-SHOT A GUN ONCE....EH
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero-AGAIN, IF I WERE A PSYCHOPATH

[Bavarian Raven]

about half at one time or another...