Atheist Jokes

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:51 am

That's a good idea. I'm sure god wouldn't allow to vote wrongly.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:55 am

Indeed, it would be a divinely inspired vote. Nothing could go wrong.

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:10 am

I don't believe this is funny.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:28 pm

I have faith that it is.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:30 pm

Anyone with a brain knows that we can't know for sure if this is funny or not. There's no way we can know.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:32 pm

Neoteny wrote:Anyone with a brain knows that we can't know for sure if this is funny or not. There's no way we can know.

I have proof that it is funny! Because this proof is very personal and subjective I can not prove it to anyone else, but I know.

lol

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:34 pm

...and that is a fact, and thus needs no proof. It's true, and that's the proof right there.
Nobody ever saw a single instance in all of history of someone saying "lol" when something wasn't funny.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:35 pm

But look at all the people who didn't say "lol." Are you calling them irrational?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:37 pm

I didn't say that, you did.

Incidentally, I just looked at my email, and, honestly, I currently have 666 messages.666.

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:41 pm

Now that's funny. It's obvious that GOD has a sense of humor.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:49 pm

oVo wrote:Now that's funny. It's obvious that GOD has a sense of humor.

I don't see that written in any of the books I've read recently.

Incidentally, the last 2 pages have brought new meaning to the thread subject.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:51 pm

Frigidus wrote:
oVo wrote:Now that's funny. It's obvious that GOD has a sense of humor.

I don't see that written in any of the books I've read recently.

Incidentally, the last 2 pages have brought new meaning to the thread subject.

I got a biology-degree at college, I have more experience with this and oVo is right.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:53 pm

Panic over. I now have 668 messages.

Megadeth666 · Post by **Megadeth666** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:00 pm

THANK GOD , I AM ATHEIST :lol:

StiffMittens · Post by **StiffMittens** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:06 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Panic over. I now have 668 messages.

668? The neighbor of the Beast?

xelabale · Post by **xelabale** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:06 pm

Incidentally I live in Chalcedon (Khalkedon, now Kadikoy in Istanbul). That's where they decided that Jesus was both God and man... coincidence?

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:09 pm

StiffMittens wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Panic over. I now have 668 messages.

668? The neighbor of the Beast?

Hell and fire was spawned to be released... all over my damn lawn?!

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:37 pm

xelabale wrote:Incidentally I live in Chalcedon (Khalkedon, now Kadikoy in Istanbul). That's where they decided that Jesus was both God and man... coincidence?

Nope. You're officially a biblical authority.

xelabale · Post by **xelabale** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:53 am

I am? Sweet, if you need any theological questions answered I'm your man. I'll just get me together an ecumenical council and Bob's yer uncle (or should I say J's yer saviour?).

Any questions?

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