KLOBBER wrote:You're so right, Josh.
Thanks again buddy.
KLOBBER wrote:We should pray for them.
Oh I do. Every night.

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KLOBBER wrote:You're so right, Josh.
KLOBBER wrote:We should pray for them.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
JoshyBoy wrote:Juan_Bottom wrote:JoshyBoy wrote:Something of value.
your joking right?
Oh and your location says "USA RULES!"
Your one sad bum boy (look at your name... Juan Bottom?)
If you have to explain a joke then it's not funny.
x2
Well I thought someone of limited intelligence such as yourself would need an explanation.
EXCUUUSE ME for being considerate.![]()
Now back to my point.
The $. Something of value.![]()
"USA RULES!" ?![]()
If the international bankers pulled the plug the United States of America would sink into financial meltdown and very quickly regress to the Stone Age.
john9blue wrote:...It is obvious that he does not believe in God....
JoshyBoy wrote:KLOBBER wrote:You're so right, Josh.
Thanks again buddy.KLOBBER wrote:We should pray for them.
Oh I do. Every night.
Juan_Bottom wrote:JoshyBoy wrote:Juan_Bottom wrote:JoshyBoy wrote:Something of value.
your joking right?
Oh and your location says "USA RULES!"
Your one sad bum boy (look at your name... Juan Bottom?)
If you have to explain a joke then it's not funny.
x2
Well I thought someone of limited intelligence such as yourself would need an explanation.
EXCUUUSE ME for being considerate.![]()
Now back to my point.
The $. Something of value.![]()
"USA RULES!" ?![]()
If the international bankers pulled the plug the United States of America would sink into financial meltdown and very quickly regress to the Stone Age.
I can't tell if this is another ridiculous troll move or if it actually flew over your head. Well played sir.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
john9blue wrote:Klob's entire debate strategy revolves around "I know you are, but what am I?". Why are you arguing with him? It is obvious that he does not believe in God and is trying to make Creationists look bad.
PLAYER57832 wrote:and frankly get a bit angry by the many who assert that only those attacking Christianity accept Evolution, because it is a flat out lie... and lie in the name of God is blasphemy).
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
JoshyBoy wrote:
If the international bankers pulled the plug the United States of America would sink into financial meltdown and very quickly regress to the Stone Age.
KLOBBER wrote:You're so right, Josh.
Apparently, those whose intelligence is on the same level as the lower animals are much more ready to accept the strange notion that their families are descended from the lower animals, than those of us whose intelligence levels are fully human. As for me, I know for a fact that all the members of my family are fully human, with human-level intelligence, and that they always have been so.
Each one of us knows his own family better than any of the others ever could, so I am not denying the darwinists' claims that their family members are chimps, with chimp-level intelligence. In fact, they themselves do display personal intelligence levels that would back up such a claim. However, I am the only expert on my own family in this forum, and since I know my own family better than any of these sons of chimps do, what I say about them goes.
The bottom line is that we're trying to teach a bunch of chimp-level minds facts that are only accessible to the fully human mind. It seems that it's a lost cause, but the poll results do speak volumes about what the majority knows about God's factual existence, and the same goes for people all over the world. In fact, the majority's advantage worldwide on this issue is even greater than it is on this little gaming forum.
I am happy with being part of both majorities, and I am very happy that the minority is most definitely the deluded party, not the majority. Imagine being so deluded that you actually think that 99% of the people on the planet were deluded? What a bizarrely pessimistic and hopeless world-view that is!
Even believing that 3/4 of this forum is deluded is a very strange, pessimistic belief, and it holds no water, what to speak of the whole world.
No -- it is the atheistic minority that is deluded, obviously, and in both cases.
We should pray for them.
KLOBBER wrote:You're so right, Josh.
Apparently, those whose intelligence is on the same level as the lower animals are much more ready to accept the strange notion that their families are descended from the lower animals, than those of us whose intelligence levels are fully human. As for me, I know for a fact that all the members of my family are fully human, with human-level intelligence, and that they always have been so.
Each one of us knows his own family better than any of the others ever could, so I am not denying the darwinists' claims that their family members are chimps, with chimp-level intelligence. In fact, they themselves do display personal intelligence levels that would back up such a claim. However, I am the only expert on my own family in this forum, and since I know my own family better than any of these sons of chimps do, what I say about them goes.
The bottom line is that we're trying to teach a bunch of chimp-level minds facts that are only accessible to the fully human mind. It seems that it's a lost cause, but the poll results do speak volumes about what the majority knows about God's factual existence, and the same goes for people all over the world. In fact, the majority's advantage worldwide on this issue is even greater than it is on this little gaming forum.
I am happy with being part of both majorities, and I am very happy that the minority is most definitely the deluded party, not the majority. Imagine being so deluded that you actually think that 99% of the people on the planet were deluded? What a bizarrely pessimistic and hopeless world-view that is!
Even believing that 3/4 of this forum is deluded is a very strange, pessimistic belief, and it holds no water, what to speak of the whole world.
No -- it is the atheistic minority that is deluded, obviously, and in both cases.
We should pray for them.
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.
jay_a2j wrote:...primordial ooze???? What is this star trek?
owheelj wrote:Regarding whether Klobber is a troll or not, I'd have to raise the issue of Poe's Law.Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.
Anyway regarding what's been said. Again evolution and speciation are different things. It's funny that the people who claim evolution is false don't actually know what evolution is.
That said, given the rate that we've observed evolution occurring at, combined with the enormous physical evidence for the age of the Earth, it is very easy to extrapolate out that range of genetic change and genetic difference and see that it is easily possible that we've evolved all the way back from single celled life to where we are today.
Something I find interesting is that if you look at the details, the so called "micro evolution" of creationists is actually a lot faster than the "macro evolution" of rational people. Let me explain.
God created the first humans - Adam and Eve. Let's assume that God created them with 2 sets of genes like everybody else today, rather than one. From those two people we now have the genetic diversity we have today. Look at the height difference between essentially normal people. Look at the skin colour. It's definitely possible to tell somebodies racial background based on their genetics (although perhaps not in line with common perception of different races). Creationists call this change from 2 people to the massive genetic variety expressed through easily observable physical traits "micro evolution" but they also claim that it's occurred over about 6,000 years.
Scientists, on the other hand, claim that this amount of change has occurred over a few hundred thousands years at the very least.
If people could change from being racially identical to having a difference in pigment as marked as the difference between a Swede and a Zulu in only 6000 years, that's an incredible rate of evolution that's far faster than anything scientists think occurs. How do creationists reconcile this fact?
KLOBBER wrote:jay_a2j wrote:...primordial ooze???? What is this star trek?
It's closer to that than you may think upon first glance. Evolution theory is basically nothing but science fiction.
They formerly always depicted imaginary creatures like "tyrannosaurus rex" standing straight up. Then Jurassic Park came out, where similarly imaginary beasts were depicted standing in a more horizontal position. Next thing you know, these fools changed their theories about these fictional models to stand like they did in Jurassic Park! These charlatans base their ridiculous theories on science fiction movies and TV shows more than the other way around. It is all so ridiculous. Pure fantasy, with absolutely no evidence in reality.
Jolly Roger wrote:If it's not possible for us to fathom eternity or infinity, how is it possible that we can fathom the mind of God?
Jolly Roger wrote:How can you claim to "know" God's mind or intentions?
Jolly Roger wrote:The answer is that you don't know....
Jolly Roger wrote:Who knows?
Jolly Roger wrote:Will you be called to account for this "sin" of judging others or did you somehow get immunity?
Jolly Roger wrote:If you believe that the universe or life was created in a certain way and you pass that off as absolute truth to others, then aren't you making a creator out of yourself? Were you there when time began? Has your lifespan been so long that you can tell me you were able to see evolution occur? Frankly, I haven't heard a theory ... yet which doesn't require either blind faith or an enormous leap of faith - they're all pretty outlandish....
Pedronicus wrote:We used to think the world was flat
we used to think the sun spun round the earth....
Jolly Roger wrote:I didn't say the Bible wasn't a good book. I only said that I could not vouch for it's accuracy....
Jolly Roger wrote:Look, I'm not telling you what to believe. I'm just saying it's a little self-centered to think that what you BELIEVE is necessarily the truth and to present it as such to others....
Jolly Roger wrote:And you forgot to answer my question about passing judgement on others...
Phate wrote:Free will cannot truely exist as we can never go back in time to change what we have done.
For example, you have to choose between eating cake or pie for dessert. You believe you have a 'free' choice and decide on the pie and eat it, but how can you now say you ever had the power to choose the cake instead?
Sure you can go ahead and eat the cake now, but you can never make the original choice again, thus you had no power to choose the cake in the first place.
I know it's a bit 'the cat is both alive and dead' logic (if anyone has heard of that situation), but like that, it is undeniable when you think about it.
Free will is just an illusion created by the linear path of time.
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