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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

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john misses the point
do we need a new poem thread?
this one is better
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The dice are like girls
The will act all nice and sweet
Then bite off your balls
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Please, don't get me wrong.
I like these as much as you.
But, I mean, come on. :roll:
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I count all your words
In everyones haiku's
Wow I'm really bored

(bored counts for 1 syllable right?)
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Georgerx7di wrote:I count all your words
In everyones haiku's
Wow I'm really bored

(bored counts for 1 syllable right?)


actually i believe its two unless paired with another word
ok i lied
it depends on the reader
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To know how to count
Is more useful than rhyming
When playing CC
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Timminz wrote:To know how to count
Is more useful than rhyming
When playing CC

To Tim i shall say
Why bother with this counting?
The Dice own your fate
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If dice owned my fate
I would still be a sergeant ;)
Good-natured ribbing
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Dice dont own your fate
Because you bribe the dice gods
you god damned cheater
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Glad that -O bumped this
I missed posting in this thread
It got the shrinkles
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happy2seeyou wrote:Glad that -O bumped this
I missed posting in this thread
It got the shrinkles


sHrinkles are not bad
it is sKrinkles that can itch
stay out of live chat...-0
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Don't listen to him
Owenshooter is silly
Please come to Live Chat!!!


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InsomniaRed wrote:Don't listen to him
Owenshooter is silly
Please come to Live Chat!!!


i caught SKRINKLES there
so did happytoseeyou
live chat is deadly...-0
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A tough dilemma...
Insom wants me in Live Chat
STD worth it? :?
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Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?
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I've tried to include the traditional Kireji and Kigo references as well!

Summer at CC,
Steamy and moist dripping points---
Are the farmers out?


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AndyDufresne wrote:I've tried to include the traditional Kireji and Kigo references as well!

Summer at CC,
Steamy and moist dripping points---
Are the farmers out?

Authentic prose
with sexual undertones.
Andy's banana is out
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e_i_pi wrote:Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?

e_i_pi wrote:Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?

maybe you should search
how one pens a true haiku
neither is correct...-0
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Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken
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Hey now, friends of risk
Let's stop all of the insults
Kum-bah-yah...my lord?

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e_i_pi wrote:Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken


after i pm'd
you suddenly know the rules
teaching has rewards...-0
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owenshooter wrote:
e_i_pi wrote:Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken


after i pm'd
you suddenly know the rules
teaching has rewards...-0

Silly grasshopper
believes he taught me haiku.
He's not my sifu
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InsomniaRed wrote:Hey now, friends of risk
Let's stop all of the insults
Kum-bah-yah...my lord?

:-s 8-[

Those emoticons
added two more syllables.
Your haiku is wrong
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conquer club is dumb.
the dice don't always go my
way. Conspiracy!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

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Wow how this has grown
Insults and sexual posts
Interesting read
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